~*~ Panda keanu reeves ~*~

Sunday, December 28

my spectacles went to a spa
I dropped my spectacles into the toilet bowl. I didn't flush it yet.
Poor folks like me are unable to afford replacements every time their spectacles fall into a toilet bowl, no matter how filthy their toilet bowl is.

I stood there petrified for a few seconds.
I reached my hand into the toiletbowl and fished my specs out. I spammed it with what seemed like half a bottle of my soap.

OK I don't know why I'm saying this!! Now every time you see me, you'll surely imagine me sticking my hand into my toilet bowl. I JUST KNOW IT!!

i survived a kiddy ride.
what's with kids these days?
they don't know how dangerous it is to be on these things.
for one thing, me and lulu were the the only ones who screamed and muttered our prayers.
god... singaporean kids... they don't value their lives!! :@

♥♥♥♥♥

he's my baby now ♥
i love you i love you i love you
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I can never get why idiots want to buy bags with not even a shred of an innovative design on them. They look like shit to me. I've seen women with perfect makeup, face, hair, dress, shoes..... carrying a crumpler TOTE BAG. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A CRUMPLER TOTE BAG WITH AN UGLY CRUMPLER-MAN ON THE CRUMPLER TOTE BAG. I SEE THAT UGLY CRUMPLER-MAN EVERYWHERE. PLUS, THE CRUMPLER WEBSITE JUST JAMMED MY COMPUTER. I HATE THIS WHOLE CRUMPLER THING FROM THEIR MAN TO THEIR BAGS AND WEBSITE. JESUS, DID I JUST SEE A CRUMPLER-MAN KEYCHAIN SELLING FOR $30??????!!

blarbjahhgsj!!!

!! DIE, UGLY EXPENSIVE BAGS!!! DIE DIE DIE!!

School is in 3 days. I'm dreading it.
For one thing, 80% of my homework is undone.
.... ;_;

i promise to be nice to whoever without a crumpler next year. i will try to complete all my homework on time next year. i will try not to sleep in class.

Labels: bags, pandabag

Friday, December 26

yy euu lii dat de ?

translation:
A: Hello
B: Hello
A: euu rabbit neopets?
A: rabbit
A: I meant rabbit rabbit
B: playing... O.O
A: arrow arrow arrow dot dot dot comma comma arrow arrow
A: euu suicidal monkey?
B: Yes I am playing.. :)

Decoding this was harder than completing my Math paper 2.
Why must talk like this?? It's not even pretty..

Hello! How are you?
HeLLo! HoW aRE yOu?
hiies ! h0w r euu ?

If you ask me, the first sentence looks much better than the others..
Why must people do this?

Labels: idiots

Thursday, December 18

There's my M-kitty! ^-^
I'm getting addicted to my tablet! Not good.

Please bear with me for a moment.
KEANU
REEVES
IS SO
HOT!!!!!
Thank you.

Please bear with me for another moment.
I SAW THE
PANDA BAG!!!!!!!
Thank you.

I'M COMING FOR PANDA BAG SOON (:

If Keanu Reeves modeled for panda bag I'll fly to his country and ____ him.
Actually, no. Keanu Reeves carrying panda bag seems kind of gay.

Gaaah! Hormones! Hormones!!

Labels: keanu reeves, pandabag

Monday, December 15

Randomites

I bought a moisturizer. It was greasy, oily, failed to do its job - a waste of $11. My face is a mess now. It's a sign I'm going to be single forever.

I bought a tablet! (WACOM bamboo) Very small. Smaller than my hand which is very small already!! Haven't tried. Hope it's good.

I have lots of holiday homework to do. Holidays are so short lived.

Rant

Miu Miu Coffer Bag
This ugly sack made of a material that resembles tar sells for $2000.

WAHTTA!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! HOW THE HELL!??!??!? WHY PEOPLE BUY????
Imagine how many starving kids or stray cats you could save by donating $2000.

I doubt making that bag costs even $10!!!!

Unless it's leather from a crocodile that's so endangered, there's only 5 left in the world. But why do people even wear animal skin? Anyway, seems impossible to me. No way that black mucky sack could be made of crocodile leather.

So let's look at the bag handle. Looks like a plait!! Maybe that plait is made from Angelina Jolie's hair. Maybe!! If not, Britney Spears' hair died black. She shaved her head recently.

Damier Koala Wallet (Azur)
This wallet costs $1000.

Yes. I know the design is very original. A replica of a chess board.
Chess fans from all over the world will be dying to buy this wallet.

NO. THIS DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE NO MORE.

Do women actually buy this? DO WOMEN WHO LEECH $$$$ OFF THEIR HUSBANDS BUY THIS?? No wonder divorce rates have been rapidly skyrocketing. No wonder men don't understand women.

louis vuitton cabas damier large tote $1300
Another bag designed for die hard fans of chess/checkers!

coach gold tote $500

Probably designed for fans of the letter 'C'.

This one the price not so bad. Wow, can't believe I'm saying this. Musho and friend walks into shop. Musho spots bag priced at $500 and muses ,"Price not so bad". Yikes @_@

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! T_T
This is freaking me out.
What's worse than a bag that costs a bomb?
A bag that costs TWO bombs!!!

Maybe these bags have some hidden powers a scrawny 16-year-old like me wouldn't uncover till years later. I hope so. The world isn't going to end.
/dies.

EDIT: If kids as small as seven can spend $110 on an ugly muddy crumpler bag, this is reality. Crumpler bags possess no special powers the last time I checked.
EDIT 2: When I grow up I'm designing bags for fans of chess/letter'c's and giving my company a fancy name like 'Fecino' or 'Citrus Couture'.

Labels: bags, gucci, miumiu

Friday, December 12

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Labels: porn

Saturday, December 6

Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda

Lately, I've been running around, desperately searching for panda bag!!!
Bugis street. Far east plaza. Places that reportedly sold panda bag. MY EFFORTS WERE FRUITLESS. THERE WAS NO PANDA BAG.

I WANT PANDA BAG.
I ADORE PANDA BAG.

WHY WON'T PANDA BAG COME TO ME?
THEY SELL UGLY SHARK BAG BUT THEY WON'T SELL IRRESISTIBLE PANDA BAG!!!

It's not cheap, $100 for online order.
But there is no cuter bag.
Come on singapore. This bag from hong kong!!!! You should sell it everywhere!!!!

Labels: pandabag

Tuesday, December 2

Hollywood hills and suburban thrills

How much longer can people tolerate my rantings about being a girl? XD
I'm here to rant about periods.
My period came FIFTEEN DAYS early.
My second last period came TEN DAYS early.
My third last period came ONE WEEK early.

Well, what's worse than having blood seeping out of your privates, you ask?????
It's having blood seeping out of your privates and PMS and hormones that induce breakouts :@

And even worse:
Boys claim that they make up for periods by having NS! (compulsory training camp for males upon their reaching 18 years of age)
SOME BOYS CLAIM THAT NS IS WORSE THAN HAVING PERIODS!!!!
Which would you choose: a) Suffer at stuffy, creepy camp for 2 years or b) Bleed for one quarter of 38 years of your life?

NS is nothing compared to this horrible fate women are doomed to live with!!
And I have 36 years to go! I ♥ life :)

Periods (38 years):
1. ALWAYS come when you're walking along a crowded street, ALWAYS come when you're wearing white
2. Free chilli sauce blot design on behind of skirt to flaunt to public
3. Rich people rejoice! More things to spend your money on: Pad for light flow, Pad for heavy flow, Slim pad, Pad with wings (*fly*), Pad without wings (*falls to the ground*)!!
4. Wake up with deep cutting pain @ uterus! You have acquired 1 menstrual cramp!
5. Once a month chance to enjoy icky sensation in your pants for 3-7 days straight!
6. Lucky people may receive early bird discounts of icky sensation (see above)!! Get up to 15 days of early bird discounts!! X)

NS (2 years):
1. Only given 3 mins to bathe (?) (citation needed)
2. Can only bathe once a week (?) (citation needed)
3. Strenuous exercise that will help develop muscles (?) (citation needed)
4. 0.001% chance of dying (?) (citation needed)

:( Reckon I could write adverts now?

Labels: periods

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