Thursday, February 26
P.S. The AIDS thing is just an !! Faith and Google said so!! Sorry for the scare :( Didn't know.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.Before I went to the boarding school, I asked if there was a fridge.
Felicia: NEVER EVER USE THE FRIDGE!! 99.9% chance of getting stolen!
Metta: There has been some cases of theft..
Silly me didn't listen to their wise words and went to put 3 packets of Meiji Aloe Vera Yoghurt in the fridge.
I attached a note:
PLEASE DO NOT STEAL! If you can't afford to buy yoghurt, call me. I'll do my best to help you.
Not only did the yoghurt thieves fail to see what a magnanimous, helpful and kind soul I was, they FUCKING TOOK ALL OF MY YOGHURT, NOT EVEN LEAVING ME
ONE PACKET!!
Word game: Come up with as many words as possible to describe the fuckers.
No fucking conscience
Freaks
Spinsters for life
Will reside in hell after life
Will lose all four limbs in car accident
OK! Cursing them certainly made me feel better.
Right. So, I was merrily making my way towards the fridge and I was thinking about eating the curdy milky yoghurt and then I opened the fridge and THERE WAS NONE! NADA! NEIN!
I was MTHRFKING SHOCKED and searched the whole fridge hoping that my yoghurt packs had somehow disliked the place I'd put them in and had moved to a cosier part of the refrigerator.
But the fact remained.
My yoghurts were stolen.
Boohoo!!!
I stomped off to felicia's room and knocked vry hard.. and when she opened the door I shouted in her face "MY YOGHURT WAS STOLEN!!!!!"
Felicia: See I told you.. -smiles understandingly-
Me: AJBSJGFYEVFUEGFYUUYTT!!!!
Felicia: Aiya...
Me: KABBVJHSVBYTRTUYRWGBBVCF FUCKING AHJDGJAHGFF IDIOT JHAFHJAGF WOULD JKGSFCJKSBVFK DO KJFKHFW THIS!!!!!
After I told her the horrific news, I met her room mate.
Me: MY YOGHURT WAS STOLEN!!!!
Her: Awww...
Me: ASHGJSKFCGSFGCJAFADC!!!!!
Some people opened their door to see who was making such a terrible din about stolen yoghurt. Apparently it is common knowledge not to put anything in the fridge.
So no one was surprised.
But you can't blame me. It's the first time I've come across this sort of behaviour.
I mean, I am very naive. I thought that everyone's like me and won't steal anything, especially if I've warned people not to steal. I thought that everyone would earn their own yoghurt.
I absolutely condemn theft of yoghurt. Or milk.
I am still quite shocked. If everything is stolen somehow, then there must be more than one person who steal food. I am very curious to know who and I want to see what they look like. They may be one of my friends.
If you stole things, I want you to know that you made your victim very very upset. GROW A FKING HEART.
Teenage pregnancyThis might be offensive but it is just my POV.
Whenever I hear stories about teenage pregnancy, I feel little or no sympathy, unless the condom broke (agressive! agressive!) or they were sold fake pills, or if the girls/boys(?) were raped.
Almost all teenagers who give birth will get government support for food, lodging, diapers...
This means that my Dad is actually paying tax to pay for these idiots who got themselves pregnant. And when I grow up I will be contributing to their rice bowl when they have done absolutely nothing.
I also condemn abortion. That's the shittiest of all, and I don't want to talk about it because the things about FREEDOM OF CHOICE is all bullshit.
Most of the boys I've asked said that they were 'not sure, depends' if they would leave a girl if they made her pregnant. It still puzzles me why most men abandon/divorce their pregnant girlfriend... but that's just my naivety again. I quote beefy: No sex = no life.
I've begun to tell everyone that's what all men think. Most of them.
I don't mind if people have premarital sex, but why. can't. people. use. protection?!!!
So my friend said, "Don't be like that, what if you become one of them?"
I said that I'd hate myself then.
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MY YOGHURT!!!!!!! :(
Tuesday, February 24
Happy birthday Zeke!!I gave her a big pink pencil case and she's using it!
When I saw her using it, my heart felt warm and
sexyfuzzy.
Welcome to our world.Ok, today my IH teacher was talking about AIDS in South Africa.
Then my deskmate told me this.
Her friend's friend's sibling's friend has AIDS.
She's only a teenager.
Want to know how she contracted HIV?
She didn't have sex. She didn't do drugs. She didn't fall down on an infected area.
She went to a cinema and sat down.
She felt a sharp pain at her bottom and stood up to see an INJECTION NEEDLE sticking into her.
A note was attached to it.
It said '
Welcome to our world'.
She went to the doctor and was pronounced HIV positive.
ARGHHHHHHHH AGHHHH FWAHFGRGHJ!!!!
AHHJGFJV!!!LNKVNKJSEBVKDEVB(I!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!??!!
When I heard this i was UTTERLY MTHRFKING SHOCKED!!
My mouth formed a big 'O' and I sat there like a statue.
My heart just froze.. this is SO HEARTLESS AND CREEPY!!!!!
Imagine an innocent you walking into a cinema, wanting to catch a Keanu Reeves movie.
And then you come home with AIDS!!!!
I am so scared to sit anywhere now.
I AM SO SCARED!!!! !JKAFHGKGFVIB!!!
especially when there's an AIDS needle sticking up your ass!!! ARGH!!!
My deskmate assured me it was in Indonesia and it won't happen here in Singapore.
Ugh, gotta love Singapore sometimes.
life at boarding schoolBoarding school is OK lah!!
At least, I have bed now!! I bought a bedsheet+comforter set for only $30! Plus, it has a I LOVE COFFEE design and it's blue so I ain't complaining.
Room mate #1 likes Bowling for soup, all american rejects, boys like girls, we the kings and i like most of the bands she likes ^^
Room mate #2 likes Jonas Brothers and idk.
At least they don't listen to horrible chinese music like 恋爱ing.
They are quite nice!!! #1 lent me a bag because pandabag was drying from a wash!
However, I have to return to the BS by 7pm!! That's BULLSHIT. That's like prison ok.
And I'm only given 20 hours of free internet a month!!!! WTF!
PervertI also stay a few rooms away from desk mate!!!!!
I eat meals with her and she told me another story.
It's funny this time.
She was on an MRT train and it was quite empty.
There was this young man sitting opposite her.
A lot of people see students from my school and like to talk to them. Throughout my years in this school I've met about 5-6 random adults talking to me and saying bullshit like 'You must be very smart to get into nanyang!' 'Is it very stressful?' And asking me all sorts of questions about my school. i usually smile and try to end the conversation.
So yeah, this man talked to my desk mate. My desk mate felt that it was perfectly normal (see explanation above) so she answered him.
Then, this man was like, "i cant hear you, come here and sit!' and he motioned her to sit beside him.
My innocent friend did so. (!!!!! GAHGJ!! she suspected NTH.)
The man was apparently a car washer. He could only speak chinese, my friend was indonesian and chinese is like her 83923875th language so she couldn't speak it so well. So the man probably thought she was dumb .. when she's a scholar o_O
Ok, so he kept talking to her and then suddenly.
Man: Can i have your phone number?
Friend (politely): I can't give you my phone no. but I can give you my email.
Man: I dont know how to use the computer :(
Friend: Oh...... (is thinking WTF)
Man: Want to go out for dinner?
Friend: (refuses ever so politely)
Man: Just half an hour only!
Friend: (refuses ever so politely)
Man: 15 mins?
Friend: (refuses ever so politely)
Man: 5 minutes?
Of course she refused!
Singaporeans, you do know that in trains, they frequently broadcast this:
Dear passengers, if you see any suspicious persons or articles, please inform our station staff at 9832748937.Yeah, so it was being broadcasted.
At the same time, my friend reached for her phone to call her dance teacher.
The man started acting suspiciously and sweating and getting clammy. He alighted, & ran away as quickly as possible.
AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I was calling my desk mate a lzr!!!
Well, lesson learnt...... there are perverts everywhere. I blogged about the pervert I encountered in one of my earliest posts. Well, if they even target me, means they'll target anyone. Girls you better be careful.
No boobsOK, desk mate is also damn mean!!!!
I was in her room....... then she was like 'You're not wearing a bra?' and I said 'Yah."
Then she said 'Wow, you really have no boobs." (she is so brutal)
Guess what my reaction was.
a) I slapped her across her right cheek.
b) I stomped off in anger.
c) I burst into tears.
d) I grabbed the nearby packet of instant noodles and started bashing her on the head with it.
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Don't forget I'm a peaceloving creature.
I laughed along with her. I've grown to accept the cruel fact that I don't have boobs.
Anyway.
Deskmate: Are you laughing bitterly or something?
Me: no, it's true that I don't have boobs.. :(
Deskmate: Oh, I thought you were very angry and you were thinking 'JUST YOU WAIT FELICIA, Imma sneak into your room in the middle of the night and compress your boobs!'
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPRESS BOOBS!! HAHAHAHHAHAA!!!! I have really corrupted her.
Ok let's give desk mate her name ok.... she's felicia!!! She shouldn't be reading this I hope!!!
Anyway, I'll never dream of compressing ppl's boobs ok!!!
TurtleI want to keep a turtle in boarding school!!!!
But imagine if I went to the office and called them.
Me: Hello?
Staff: Hello.
Me: Are we allowed to keep turtles?
Staff: Pardon?
Me: I am thinking of keeping a turtle in my room.
Staff: ......
Staff: ......
Staff: ......
Staff: No.
Yeah, should I keep a turtle? XD
House!!Lulu also told me that one of our school deans (directors from school or smth) has DVDs of House. M.D. (tv series)~!
However, he doesn't even know me.
So if I called him up to borrow them.. would it be weird?
Him: Hello?
Me: Good morning Mr Low, I'm ____ from class _____ and I was thinking of you could lend me your House M.D. series.
Him: ....
Him: ....
Him: ....
Him: No.
Me: *bursts into tears*
Bad idea huh?? BUT I REALLY WANT TO WATCH HOUSE!!!
Oh and this is SO GAY OKAY!! Hannah M.D. LMAO!!!
Shh, it's my secret job!HAHAHAHHA!!!! What beautiful golden locks you have, Dr House.
Lulu was very freaked out.
AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
New blogskinWhen I'm free, I promise to design a new blog skin! Phew, this is like 2 months old!!! so old already!
Here is the image I'm prolly using ^^ Cats of course. Can't stop loving them. Going to keep one in the future.
Ok, i actually have A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT of homework to do!!!! I gtg now!! Procrastinated long enuff!!
Friday, February 20
My life has been utterly boring so this entire post will be about school and homework and marks.
boring 11. I'm moving to Nanyang boarding school tomorrow. Hello 7pm curfew.
What. The. Cow.
7pm - sky's not dark yet. And yet I have to be in.
Bah, I'm probably going to violate the curfew and get grounded D:
Staying with two sec 3 girls. Hope they are nice people and will wake me up.
I have FIVE alarm clocks. But still, I fail to wake up with all of them next to my ears.
I don't feel excited at all. I'll miss my bro and dad. I won't be there to witness bro's voice breaking. T_T
boring 2I got full marks for latest bio quiz! Studied a little right before the quiz. However, I've already studied the topic indepth a few weeks before the quiz. I'm quite happy.
I got 50/70 for chinese essay!!! OH MY GOD!!! IN 4-5 years it's the first time. My teacher went through the whole thing with us and told us what to write. I also reviewed the newspaper and highlighted some important points of the article before we wrote the essay. My chinese sucks big time, sucks so much that lollipops disappear in seconds! 50/70 is a MIRACLE!!!!! I may never get this grade again.
I misspelled yong gan (brave) the gan!! -1 point.
Misspelled fa lv(law) the lv!!! -1 point.
Because of some misinformation, didn't write that I brought dictionary, and thus, did not get the extra 2 points. (+2 if you bring a dictionary)
If I hadn't made these tarded mistakes, I could have gotten 54/70. But who am I to whine about 50/70?!!!!!
a little more interestingOk, today something amusing happened.
During assembly today, the girl guides were marching like zombies and the leader girl guide was reading out the long girl guide letter from a girl guide organization chairman.
Anyway, this whole thing was HORRIBLE and long winded!!!!!!!!! I was so tired and sleepy!!! So I just sat down lor.
I tried to look as emo as possible (whenever I do that, I am told that I look unwell).
I thought all was fine but Mr Sit told me to stand up!!!! (I have the urge to say loser but I'm scared Mr Sit reads this)
Considering his surname is Sit, he should be a huge fan of sitting. But no. He hates it!
I shook my head, still trying to maintain that emo look.
Of course I'm not going to stand up, I am supposedly feeling unwell.
He insisted that I could not sit during assembly when the rest of the school was standing.
So I walked out and went to the benches to sleep.
James Tan walked past. He is SO DAMN NICE!!!!!!! I repeat, so damn nice. He asked if I was feeling unwell. Of course I nodded :) So he said I could go to the sick bay (= bed = sleep!!!) and he took me there.
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these hearts are for you james tan.
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So I went to the sickbay and slept soundly for an hour plus.
(I didn't actually sleep soundly. I dreamt that I had cancer and was going to die.)
Anyway, I had some sleep, although it was horrible.
After my sleep, went back to classroom to find out that I hadn't missed anything! :D
Somehow, Mr Sit saw through my plan to get more sleep.
He said 'You cheat!!!! You went to catch up on extra sleep in the sick bay. See now you look so much better. Cheat!!!'
Ha! Ha!
(How did he know anyway? @_@)
Anyway, in my dictionary, tired/sleepy = unwell. After I get more sleep, I feel better and I can concentrate on my work more. I know what's best for myself so please don't try to lecture me on pretending to me sick to get some sleep and all that shit.
macdonaldsOK YOU KNOW WHAT????
A few months ago, McChicken's fat content was 26!!
Then in december'08, they KANA CHANGE IT TO 30!!!! (mc spicy = 18)
2 weeks ago, I SAW THAT IT WAS CHANGED TO 18!!! (mc spicy = 30)
NOW, IT'S BACK TO 26!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MACDONALDS?? DOES YOUR MACCHICKEN CONTAIN 26, 18 or 30 GRAMS OF FAT?!! CAN YOU MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND?!!??!?!! DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?? STOP SWITCHING THE FAT CONTENT AROUND!!! GODDAMMIT!
Labels: boarding school, boring, homework, macdonalds, sick bay, sleep, study
Monday, February 16
Very long post ahead due to lack of update
I am trapped in an emo cocoon of emoness.
I will now list out reasons why I am sad.
#1 pandabagFor some reason, 10 days after I bought pandabag for $70, there were a few ugly ink stains on them. They looked fugly and I was desperate to remove them. I went to Guardian to buy isopropyl alcohol - I heard that it removed ink stains.
Ink stains remained and pandabag developed grey coloured measles. Apparently, pandabag's original colour was grey and isopropyl rubbed off the white dye.
But I didn't know. I thought this grey was a dirt stain and as long I rub more isopropyl, it'll go off.
So I spammed my kleenex with a gallon of isopropyl and rubbed HARD on pandabag.
The grey spots, thus, grew ever more obvious and depressing.
Fuck.
Pandabag barely lasted 2 months.
Fuck.
I need a new bag.
Fuck.
This is killing me.
Why is it that "cute" and "don't get dirty easily" and "cheap" never go together? Every minute I am praying there is actually a bag out there that's as adorable and pandabag, that's of a dark colour, that costs less than $50.
Where art thou? Where can I find such a precious thing?
I hold pandabag very dear to me. Seeing it like that is utterly devastating, it's like seeing a lover die. Stop laughing at me, you heartless asshole. I am truly mourning for the fugly grey spots on pandabag. You don't understand.
#2 pencilboxMY PENCILBOX HAS OPIANG INKSTAINS ON IT TOO!!!!!
I BOUGHT IT LESS THAN A MONTH AGO.
Fuck, am I really not suitable to look after them?
What if I have a baby and when it's less than a month old I scald it with boiling water? Am I really this kind of person? Or is it some jealous soul who stained pandabag and pencilbox?!
For pete wentz sake, stop doing this to me.
#3 homeworkHomework never stops. It's like an abusive father hitting his child with a clothes hanger over and over again. Every blow rains down on you with a cruel sharp ....... you get the idea.
It is so terrible that I didn't get to blog for 2 weeks.
Every day it's either homework, food or sleep. I feel myself getting more boring and stupid. We should take studying like we're acquiring more knowledge and getting wiser, but when I see people spout longarithmic formulas, I think nothing but "GEEK" and "BORING".
Also, I am also not getting full coorperation when doing work with friends.. it gets me even more worked up and stressed. The datelines I've set were barely met and slipups occur frequently. I can feel my studying-KI-or-ELL-in-hwachong goal drifting further and further away from me. I have yet to hear a proper reason or apology from them. Maybe I was always given the easier tasks to do? Maybe they are truly busy? Why do I feel that I am the only one working hard?
I am so scared for next year. I feel like I'm stupid. I feel like I'm boring.
I have to work hard!!!
#4 GracesThanks rachel for lending me the dress!
I wore it at home the other day.
Life is shortchanging me.
I have flabby arms and no boobs.
I look fat, even though I am 80% in the weight for height category.
Why, in primary school, did I wish for myself not to have boobs?
I am constantly reminding myself that I have the ability to create beautiful pictures.
But when I see the professionals draw, i feel inferior.
*whirlpool of confusion*
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I think I should really stop being like this. Heck, i'll just buy a new bag and pencilbox. I'll complete my homework eventually. When I have money I can go for bust enhancement although they don't work. Right?
Actually, I am not working very very hard. I've stopped my work at some point to read up on trashy news and manga.
news #1. A 13-year-old boy has become a father after his girlfriend gave birth to a baby daughter.Alfie Patten, who is 4ft (122cm), was just 12 when he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, conceived their child.The schoolboy is now father to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne, born on Monday.
In an interview with The Sun newspaper Alfie, who looks even younger than his 13 years, told how he and Chantelle were shocked and upset when they discovered she was pregnant, but decided against an abortion.He said: "I thought it would be good to have a baby."I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10."When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react."I didn't know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it."
full news report here
Apparently, when asked how he was going to take care of poor Maisie financially, Alfie asked, "WHAT'S FINANCIALLY?"
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*headdesk*
*HEADDESK*I feel awfully sorry for the baby.
And if you think this isn't fucked up enough, read this.
Boy, 13, may not be baby's father
Baby-faced Alfie Patten may not be a father at 13 after all amid allegations that the mother has had several other sexual partners, it was reported today. Two other teenagers believe they may have fathered six-day old Maisie, whose mother Chantelle Steadman is herself just 15. Richard Goodsell, 16, told the News of the World that he also shared a bed with the teenager at her home in Eastbourne, East Sussex, at around the time she became pregnant.
Richard, a trainee chef, said: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that the baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so.
"Even Chantelle's mum asked me if I was the father. If I am the father, I have the right to know."
Richard, who told the paper he slept with Chantelle with the consent of her parents and without using any contraception, said he plans to demand a DNA test is carried out to find out the truth.
Tyler Barker, 14, also told the paper he could have fathered Maisie, born at the Eastbourne District General Hospital last week.
He said he slept with Chantelle around nine months ago, again in her own bed.
Realising the gravity of the situation, he added: "I hope it's not me."
At this point in time, do I have the right to think, "slut"?
Truth is, people judge. I can't help it.
You fucking idiot. You don't know it's a LIFE involved here. Can you be more responsible?! USE A CONDOM FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!
WTH is wrong with the girl's parents. The guy slept with her with her parents' permission leh!
news #2"Daniel Petric, 15 at the time, shot his parents in October 2007 (killing his mother) after they took away his violent Halo 3 video game. In January 2009, Judge James Burge pronounced Petric guilty of murder, rejecting his lawyers' claim that Petric was insane at the time because he had confused "killing" cartoon avatars with killing humans. However, even though the legal test of insanity was not met, Judge Burge acknowledged that Petric "had no idea at the time he hatched this plot that if he killed his parents, they would be dead forever."See? This is why I don't play Halo and Counterstrike and shitty violent games. I prefer gay games like pokemon and hamtaro, thanks. I'm proud to say that I've completed Pokemon fire red two times, leaf green once, emerald seven times, ruby two times and sapphire once. And I'm such a peaceloving creature! ^.^
news#3A MALAYSIAN taxi driver raped his woman fare, then had the temerity to ask her to pay up for sending her home.Rapists should all be castrated. Period. I'm still a peace loving creature.
news#4I WANT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOSOM
This woman is crazy ok!! @_@
I'd say that her plight is much more tragic than mine!
if you ask me, abnormally huge fake boobs is far worse than abnormally small boobs!
article herenews #5TV station reports 'Bush dead'Hahahahahah! Oh my god, i love this one ok.
For three seconds ETV News ran a moving banner headline across the screen saying "George Bush is dead", reports the BBC.
A technician had pressed the "broadcast live for transmission" button instead of the one for a test-run.
"We've learned from it, all test banners will now be done in gobbledegook," said station spokesman Vasili Vass.HAHAHHAHAHAH! Funny TV station.
If you don't understand, they wanted to do a test run for a headline. Since test runs won't be broadcasted, they can put anything they want there, so they put 'GEORGE BUSH IS DEAD'! But they accidentally broadcasted it. HAHAHAHAHAH!
(/End news)Janice and I went to buy clay to make keychains! Clay was extremely expensive - we ended up paying $36 for the materials. We bought jumping clay, a new type of clay from korea that is squishy and very lightweight!
I know I won't be bored during useless lectures anymore, because I will be coming up with new character designs to make keychains with.
We'll be making keychains, earrings, and hairclips!
And we'll probably be selling them.
CowaiiArt shops = awesome.
Can make 5 custom badges for $4.30 there!
So many stuff to ogle at.
Bought a bag to draw on.
Bought a metallic marker to draw with.
Bought a grey ZIG marker to shade characters.
MangaI still have to improve my drawing skills.
Recently I read a manga called 'loveless'. Everyone there is gay or lesbian.
But the art is so nice.
If you are damn bored and want some good manga, I've saved a list of artists who have either very good art or storyline, or both.
Here goes.
SHINBA Rize,YUKIMARU Moe, Toma Rei, SHIINA Karuho, IZUMI Kaneyoshi, NAKAHARA Aya, USAMI Maki, MIYASAKA Kaho, SHIMAKI Ako, IKEYAMADA Go, CHIBA Kozue, SHINJO Mayu, NISHIKATA Mai, Hiro Fujiwara, Tomori Miyoshi, Fujimiya Ayu, YOSHIZUMI Wataru, ANISAKI Yuna, Yun Kouga I recommend lovely complex and moe kare and otomen. But anything by ^them^ is very good already.
(All girly and
shoujo)
Sites where you can read them are mangafox, maxmanga, mangavolume and onemanga. You can enter the artist name in mangafox's search.
You need lots of free time.
I spent the last few months before EOY reading half the manga database. Lack of neopets, you see. I still worked quite hard ok!!!!!!!!
WAH LAO!!!!! I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO!!!!! -homework-study-make keychains-read manga-keep self up to date on newest music-improve drawing skills-read more to improve vocab-update blogThat's when I've quitted watching asian dramas already.
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Labels: boy shoots mom thanks to Halo, clay, depressed, homework, i love art shops, I love pokemon, inkstains, keychains, manga, pandabag, teenage pregnancy, wtf load of shit to do
Monday, February 9
fuckers.
Labels: life sucks
Tuesday, February 3
If Bella Swan was having her period and she leaked, what would Edward do? :S
Labels: periods, twilight
Sunday, February 1
1.I have a website up!
http://mushopea.co.nrIt's nothing much. I'm only proud of the background changer.
There's an art gallery/images for use/special character charts for fancy MSN names etc.
In case this blog kana gets deleted for offensive content, I will be able update that page with a new link.
2.I finally bought the squeaking elefont wallet!
My wallet's name is
Elmer - please do not call him 'your wallet'!
ELMER OK!
So I walked into the shop with my bro today and bought it (bye $21), and the salesgirl said 'Hey, you were the one who kept changing your mind right?'
I thought she'd forget about me!!!! I must have really embarassed myself.
Anyway, the shop is EIII in bugis junction. They sell very pretty wallets there and the sales assistants are very helpful and pleasant. Price range $10-$30. It's a million times better than thewalletshop.
3. I'm thinking of a new layout for the blog. Should it feature
a) homekoro
b) cats
c) keanu reeves
d) pandas and pandabag
Tell me leh! Everytime I ask a question here, no one answers me.
4.On friday, my CCA had orientation for the scrawny sec ones and we had pizza (which I ate front of the marching girl guides) and then we played a game. So whoever lost that game had to hold a slice of lemon in their mouth for 10 seconds.
What a waste of lemons, seriously.
So in the end they had leftover lemons and then a girl asked 'Hey anyone wants lemons?' so I took a slice and rubbed some lemon juice on my face.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Don't paint that shit gold. Don't demand for candy.
When life gives you lemons, use it on your face for
lightening effects.
5.I don't see how a new handphone model is produced every day when sanitary pads sold here are inferior!!
Why are girls still worried about staining their skirt and bedsheets?
Coz there isn't a good enough sanitary pad.
I feel that someone should invent a sanitary pad that never fails to absorb all the blood.
Because I bleed a lot. I now have 2 bedspreads to wash.
Technology is so advanced, it is possible.
And also, some people don't know when they're going to get their period, so I constantly get people to look at my ass and ask 'Got blood or not?'
Which is very inconvenient because sometimes your periods can come 15 days late and then people will find you dotty because you've been asking them about blood for 15 days.
So yes, if possible, someone should also invent an alarm or notifier that your period has come!!
Maybe they can install it in handphones or something then when you start bleeding your handphone RINGS and a YOU GOT PERIOD appears. So you ask, how does the handphone know you're bleeding? It's called technology. Sum1 will invent it sumday.
HA I SO GENIUS!
Everyone is saying stuff like I want to be a teacher when I grow up, I want to be a fireman when I grow up, I want to be a starbucksman when I grow up, but no one thinks of things to remedy the problems we girls face every month.
I know that it's very shallow of me to keep saying 'someone will invent it' 'someone should do this' etc, but i was never a science person. But who knows maybe I will invent something like that one day!
Okay so STOP MAKING NEW HANDPHONES AND LAPTOPS AND MP3s! MAKE A NEW SANITARY PAD!
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