~*~ Panda keanu reeves ~*~

Thursday, March 26

Ahhhh homework! Study!!!!!
My teachers are very evil~!!! These are what they said in my progress report:

Xinni has improved in punctuality as well as presentation of her work. Keep it up!

Xinni has made good progress in the subject and has sought to push herself beyond her comfort zone. Her recent assignment demonstrated her wider reading and she was able to offer perceptive insights into the texts. Her research paper showed a sound understanding of the different branches of comedy and her ability to read texts closely.

心旎最近在华文学习方面有进步，老师看得出心旎在很努力地学习华文，思考和书写的速度加快，字迹也工整很多。其实心旎华文基础不弱，如果一直以良好的态度努力学习华文，相信在会考中会取得不错的成绩。加油！

I am pleased to report that Xinni has shown a marked improvement in both attitude and in the quality of work she is producing. She has demonstrated self-regulation, initiative and is now starting to take responsibility for her own learning. Her written and oral marks reflect this positive change. Keep up the good work!

YES I KNOW!! DAMN MEAN!!!

This will cause me to feel happy, then I'll be pressured into not slacking and not enjoying life!!! Then I will keep thinking of my good comments and feel guilty whenever I'm playing games, blogging, etc. I will feel depressed if I do not produce good results.

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Also, my results did not even have a red mark!!
My previous report card had half of the results being red marked.

Yesssss I do like my teachers this year! In fact, I think I have very good teachers.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO STUDY

NOOOOO

Saturday, March 21

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

This is quite lame but my room mate just told me about this real life incident.

There was a guy who really loved his girlfriend and every day he thought of her and he really loved her.

One day his girlfriend dumped him. She wanted him to send back all her photos that he kept.

The guy was very angry, so he called all his army mates & friends and asked them for all their unwanted photos of their ex-girlfriends.

The guy sent all the photos to the girl, saying 'I forgot which girl you are... can you pick out your photos and send the rest back?'

AHAHAHHAHAHA THE GUY IS EPIC AHAHHAHA!!

Wednesday, March 18

OH MY GOD HAHHAHAHA

funny
I think I'm becoming addicted to the internet again..!
And this picture just made me laugh for 7 minutes straight.
this picture!

Then there's SMOSH on youtube.
I NEED TO WATCH EVERY VIDEO DAMNIT!
I've just discovered SMOSH and they are the most hilarious chaps ever. (Not to mention that Anthony and Ian are so cute!!) (Who cares if Anthony looks like Zac?!)

These videos made me laugh like shit:
Sex Ed rocks
Life as Ghosts (All episodes)
Ian's first Girlfriend

If you're bored, there's a wiki page listing of internet phenomena and youtube celebs.

P.S. I'm not showing my face! Quit trying!
Every time i see someone's picture, I image that person purposely making a cute/bored expression and aiming her camera at herself.
I don't want to become a self proclaimed narcissist... nonono.

Sunday, March 15

Welcome to my life

I realised that all I've been putting in this blog are complaints, unhappiness and hatred. So I decided to add some boringness into it by making an entry about my room in the boarding school.

Well, my room mates have gone overseas to visit their families!
So I'm the only one in the room!

Although I find it very scary at night, there are several benefits of having the whole room to yourself.

These are the things I ~~did:~~ can do:
I can use the bathroom any time I want!
I can close the curtains for the whole day!
I can change in the room!
I can turn off all the lights when I want to sleep.
I can walk around in a shirt and panties!
I don't need to wear pants to sleep!
I can lock the door! (You don't want people barging in to see you in a shirt and panties.)
I can blast music and talk on the phone as loud as I want to!

You know it's very very uncomfortable to wear pants? At home, I used to walk around in panties. Now when I have room mates, I have to spare them. Sometimes I can't stand it, so I take out my pants when I go to sleep and cover myself with the blankets.
Now when I close the curtains, lock the door, life feels so much better :) :)
Well, I better buy an XXL shirt soon so that I don't need to wear pants in front of others anymore.

I can also take pictures of my room~!!
My laptop has webcam, so I took them with the webcam.
You can drag the img to the address bar to view full size, but see so big for what?!

WELCOME TO MY ROOM :)!

My space. Looks very shabby right?
Walls are fucking dirty also!
Ignore the weird green shield. I had to censor some of my clothes.

Guess-the-product
Seriously don't know what to do with my 4 moisturizers.

Desktop~
My clock - you have no idea how many times I've tried to drink from it.
(The domokun is drawn with eyeliner, eyeshadow and lipstick.)

Desktop #2~
(Stop harping on the hello kitty goddamnit! I'm not abusing the hello kitty lah!!! So what if I'm hanging it from its butt!? It's a speaker and I'm charging it!)

OK, now for the most important part, the bed!!
It is important, since you will be spending a third of your life on a bed (maybe more ...). Slept for 14 hours today.
My bed is very nice right!! Yes!

But my tarepanda will always be the nicest!

(My face in real life does not look like this.)
(I am not the panda.)
(Just making sure.)

Ok back to studying!! ;_;

Sounds like fun ;_;

Labels: my room, panda, photos, shirt and panties

Friday, March 13

GRRR!!!!!!!!!

GRR #1
I was thinking of printing custom clothes for myself since there are no nice clothes anywhere. My room mate told me about this printing service, CREATEE.

I went to the CREATEE site and spent about 1 hour reading the whole site. I did my research and typed out a query email to the CREATEE staff. My email:

Good day!

I am interested in printing custom apparel for my personal use.

Since I am printing them for my own personal use, I will not be printing more than one shirt of the same design.
I will probably be printing several shirts with different designs.

I have tried to search for cost prices but I couldn't find them.
I would appreciate it very much if you could provide me with the price for the following:

(Size is around XS or XXS.)
Windbreaker + digital printing
Cheapest shirt type + digital printing
White dri-fit shirt + dye printing

I have other queries as well.
Does the original colour of shirts affect the cost of printing? (eg. Pink shirts are cheaper than blue shirts)
Does the number of colours in the design affect the printing cost as well? (eg. 8 colours cheaper than 10 colours)
Any other factors that affect the cost?
Where can I find your windbreakers?
Must my design be at most A4? What are the suitable dimensions for design?
Would also appreciate info on how the procedure of ordering goes. (I have read the quotation form)

Thank you very much!!

WAH, very long right??!
Yes, I spent a very long time formulating these questions! 9 questions and a ton of explaining.

And to my surprise, I got a reply almost immediately :)
I was very happy! I was like, wah, service so outstanding!!

But when I saw the reply, I was utterly PISSED OFF.
The reply:

Hi,
Our min is 15 pcs.
Thanks.

Warmest Regards
Roy Ng
Project Consultant
Createe, T-shirt Printing Specialist

What the fuck, CREATEE?
What's this bullshit?

I waste so much time researching, typing the email...
and you don't even have the patience to reply your customer's queries.

Why is service in Singapore so goddamn shitty?
Why are people so stupid/rude?

I replied:
Hi,
That was not my question.
Thanks.

I've already stated 'I'll be printing several tees, all of different designs.' several = less than 15 (?)

Even if you meant 'Our minimum is 15 pieces OF THE SAME DESIGN', YOU STILL HAVE TO ANSWER MY OTHER QUESTIONS!!!!! WHY DISREGARD MY QUESTIONS I SO PAINSTAKINGLY TYPED OUT?

AND IF YOU MEANT THAT, YOU SHOULD HAVE BE MORE SPECIFIC/LESS STUPID! cheebye!

I am very very angry! How can treat customer liddat one?
Anyway, I will never ever print anything from CREATEE!

GRR #2
Today during assembly, the teachers showed us a montage (a photo slideshow).
I was watching the slideshow when suddenly I had the shock of the year.

My sleeping face was being shown to the whole level.
A girl from behind laughed, 'Omg xinni!'

Apparently, someone took a picture of my face when I was sleeping during the boring talk!! Not only that, I was the only sleeping person in the whole slideshow!!! THE MOST UNGLAM PICTURE BELONGED TO ME!!!

When I saw it, I was very very very very very very ultra mega SHOCKED.

I hid my face in Sandy's shoulder and started shivering.
There were tears at my eyes too. I WAS SO SHOCKED THAT TEARS KANA FORMED AT MY EYES!
I could have DIED!!

WHOEVER TOOK THE PICTURE, I HOPE YOU FBSJHVBJWFGYUWFVUIWVW HELL BKJCSBIYEWBFIEWFBIW DIE KJVGAIGVYUWEBVUWEVBVB STAB MURDER JFBEKFBVJEVF HATE YOU BKJGEFVGEUWVFV KPKB!!!!!!
I hope you know how UPSET I was! I hope you know that you made my friday the 13th!
It was an INVASION OF PRIVACY! I hope you know that!!
(thanks for editing out my pimples though.)

Speaking of editing out my pimples, I was desperately trying to assure myself that the sleeping face was not mine, since there were no pimples on it.

However, my friends confirmed that it was me.

Me: That's not me right? That's not me. That's not me. That's not me.
Friends: It's you..
Me: How you know??
Friends: When you woke up, I asked you, "Xinni, if anything bad happened in the world, would you like to know about it?"
Me: GOT MEH?
Friends: Yeah and you answered "No I'd rather not know" so we didn't tell you.
Me: WHERE GOT!!??! DON'T HAVE!

Me: WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?
Friend #1: I forgot...
Friend #2: I forgot, but I know Mr Sit almost caught a picture of me sleeping.
Friend #3: I don't want to tell you :D (fuck you *angery*!!)

It's either Mr Sit, Mark Shone, Eric Tan or Nigel Kaw!!!
I BET iT'S MR SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-curses Mr Sit-

OK, I know I am making a huge fuss. I keep a low profile and no one will know it's me. But my friends from other classes actually recognised me!! And one of them was like ,"AHAHA I SAW YOU SLEEPING..."
-cries-

Anyway Zeke, Mr Tan ain't Keanu Reeves ;)

GRR #3
So March Holidays are hereeee!!!!

My plans:
Do 5 LA portfolio reflections
Do conflict notes for LA test
Math portfolio reflection
DIfferentiation WS 1.2
Bio SIA
Biology notes x 3
Chem notes
Practice more differentiation
Practice logarithms

Yes as you can see, I am not going overseas. I am not going to make keychains or draw. I am not going out. I am going to study and do homework. In fact I've just received an ENCOURAGING email from my form teacher:

Remember to Study/DuShu/Tat-Chay/Tok-Xu!‏
From: Ong Lay Hong
Sent: 13 March 2009 09: 10AM

Hi ladies,

Do start preparing for blk test 1 for all examinable subjects during Mar
holiday. As for IM, definitely the 1st 5 topics are included:
Probability, Remainder & Factor Theorem, ISL, DIFF and Applications of
Differentiation (which we r starting on T2W1). Pls have the notes ready
on 1st day of sch. Thanks.

Mrs Ng

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!???
WHY IS IT USED FOR HOMEWORK/STUDYING/PREPARING FOR TESTS?
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!

;_;
'Enjoy your holidays' - I cringe whenever I hear this.

I am just going to get a job, work my ass off to support myself when I grow old, then die.
Life is pointless.

;_;

Friday, March 6

END CAMP

Camp is over!! It was disappointing. More on that later.

Thanks
Firstly, I want to thank my period for not coming at all!! You were really a big help by not being around. I guess you read my blog posts and you're in a good mood. You know, you don't have to come at all, at least for a few years. Come to work when I'm planning to have kids. Please extend your vacation ok. I don't mind! And please don't ever ever ever ever work overtime! No pay!

Secondly, thank you PIMPLES for inviting your whole family to stay at my face! In fact, a BIG thank you for inviting all SEVENTEEN of them!!!!!!! I'm very glad to have such faithful and adoring fans! It's indeed pleasant to know that you guys like my face, even though it's not very nice looking.
However, I do regret to inform you that due to your failure to pay rent, you have to leave my face. If you and your family do not move out by tonight, I will have to use forceful methods to eradicate you from my forehead, cheeks, and chin. I am armed with Benzoyl Peroxide, Salicylic Acid and Tea Tree Oil.
I know it's very sad. But you can find prettier faces to move to! I'm sure these pretty people will like you on their face. Trust me. I mean, the way you guys love to sprout in a cluster... just like a field of red poppies... just beautiful! But not on my face! So FUCK OFF MY FACE!!!!!!! Especially the pimple on my nose who doesn't want to come out even after months of attempts to chase you out!! THANKS!!!!!!

Thirdly, thanks Rachel for lending me her makeup and dress! Thank you Abigail for lending me those heels and helping me with makeup. Thank you _this random girl_ for lending me the ethnic costume. They are all so pretty. (Yes I ended up borrowing everything for camp)

Cockroach
Speaking of cockroaches, I hate them very much.
I walked into the public toilet near the chalet I was staying at.
And as I was about to leave the toilet cubicle, a BIG SHITBROWN COCKROACH WAS MERRILY MAKING ITS WAY UP THE WALL!!!
I squeaked and ran out.

Replay.

Me: AHH! There's a cockroach in the toilet!
Person in another cubicle: Oh! Have you done your bio SIA (assignment)?
Me: CAN YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT BIO SIA!!!!????

And then I remembered. My bio teacher set us this SIA (assignment).
It goes like this.

Catch a cockroach and dissect it and label the parts.
Must video the whole dissection.

When I was reading this, my face contorted with disgust.
How? How? HOW?
This is cruel AND sick to both cockroaches and students!! I'm sure most cockroaches prefer to be stamped on and flushed down the toiletbowl, than to be dissected, videoed and having to have its vital organs labeled!

bsKJAGbesgiwebgiewgyfUYAGFV!
(My bio teacher is nice, but sometimes she gets me very miffed)

Luckily, we have another alternative to the cockroach dissection. Drawing plants. ._.

Formal night
The highlight of my camp was formal night! :D
It's where you wear a dress and shawl and makeup and everyone's pretty except for a certain someone who developed 3 layers of stomachs!

Anyway, during formal night, the whole cohort played this game.

"Guess the teacher" (or something along those lines)

It's a game whereby one of a movie character's face is photoshopped to have a teacher's face, then you'll have to guess 1) movie name and 2) which teacher.

For example, I can erase Jack Sparrow's face and replace it with James Tan's. Then, you'll have to say 'Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr James Tan'.

So... my form teacher's face was in the place of some movie dudette.

This happened.
1. Two idiots sitting at the front rushed up on stage to answer.
2. My poor monitress was all the way at the back and couldn't beat the two idiots.
3. My whole class was very upset of course.

What happened next:
MC: So ladies..... WHAT IS THE MOVIE AND WHO IS THE TEACHER?
Two idiots: The movie is BLABLABLABLA.....
MC: Correct!! How about the teacher?
Two idiots: Uh....
Two idiots: *scratch head*
Two idiots: Erm.

KNNCCB!!!
Whoever you two are, burn in hell. BURN.

How DARE you go up on stage without knowing whose face it is.
What's more, it's our form teacher's face.
How disrespectful. If I'm the form teacher, I will be very very pissed off.
Not only you deprived someone who actually KNEW the answer, you deprived the people who loved her most.
(I know this sounds very cliche, but we love Mrs Ng most!!!)
You little shameless fuckers. Burn.

So in the end, the crowd prompted the two undeserving idiots and they got their prize.
I may be overreacting, but I hate shameless assholes.
I just feel upset for Mrs Ng. She may scold me, confiscate my stuff for no apparent reason, but she is a very nice and caring teacher.
And those little cockroaches had to do this to her!! :@

GAHHWHH!!!!

Before that, i had to endure my classmate saying something mean to my friend! I hope you feel bad about it! Because if you want to tell someone something, however annoying she is, do it nicely! You won't be liked for being Simon Cowell II. I know that you are nice to me, but be respectful to your classmates as well. Thanks!

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