Friday, July 31
I've been studying for my tests, which are coming next week.
Aiyah the school is crappy! Last time they make our tests span over a loooooooong 3 months, now only 4 days. Talk about being extreme!
Anyway, some musings..
TEACHER AWARDS
Today, the school told our class to nominate various teachers for their qualities! :)
We were given a list of teachers' names.
Class voted for Mr Damien Yam as "Most charming
female teacher".
EPIC.
In case we get into trouble they're gonna argue "We were gonna vote for Ms Ang Wee Ling (who's on top of Damien Yam on the list) but we accidentally selected Damien Yam.. sorry!"
HAHAHAHAH!!
For the most merciful teacher award, the class nominated Sit.
WTF? OK, let me tell you, he is so NOT merciful!!
Let's take my poor polymer quiz for example. I got 7/10. I was asked to draw the structure of a monomer, but I accidentally added one line (a bond).
Because of that, he minused 2 marks off my quiz!!!!! WALAU!! I begged him to give me at least one mark. I mean, just a 3mm line and I lose 2 marks, that's kinda too much!
But he said "No, good try"!!!!!!!!!
AHRRGSYUFEB!!!! Merciful.... my ass!
Still not convinced?
See below.
Ramen
As most people will know, I eat my breakfast in school. More specifically, in class, before the first lesson.
Recently, I've decided to be more considerate so I get out of the class and sit at the deserted staircase to eat my ramen.
(No, it is not because Mrs Ng has been catching me.. really.)
This was what happened last week...
I am eating ramen peacefully on the staircase.
Charis walks past. She is amused. She says, "Xinni you're so classic!" And she walks off laughing.
Ms Chee walks past. Her eyes widen, she says nothing and walks away.
Ms Ang walks past.
Ms Ang: Xinni, what are you doing here? Isn't it lesson time? You're not allowed to eat here right?
Me: I'm not allowed to eat in class either.
Ms Ang: But is it not dirty if you eat here? There's so much dust flying around.
I shrug. She leaves me alone.
Nice, nice teachers right?
OK, so this was what happened this morning..
I went to the staircase to eat my wonderful ramen, as usual.
Nigel Kaw walks past.
Nigel Kaw: OH, so this is the secret food pathway!
I didn't know what that meant so I shooed him away. I also noticed he's growing a beard.
So I eat eat eat eat...
I reached for my last bite...
When I heard footsteps coming up the staircase.
I had a bad feeling so I hurry chewed my ramen.
But it was too late.
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James Tan emerged from the staircase and spotted me.
DIE!! My mouth was like a goldfish, stuffed with ramen that I was unable to swallow! (Damn, shd bring water next time)
I didnt know what to think so I attempted to scurry off. But I failed of course.
He called "XINNI. COME HERE."
I went to him.
JT: What are you doing?
Me: (Mouth still full of ramen) Bweting Rackfurst.
JT: What? I cant hear u.
Me: Eating.. my ... breakfast.
Then he proceeded to ask why didnt I eat this morning, when did I wake up this morning, blablablabla I'm not supposed to do this, etc, etc etc where is your name tag, i left it in class, etc etcetc.
I told him I was really hungry and my stomach really hurts if I don't eat.
JT: Are you staying in the boarding school now?
Me: ..Yes.
JT: Are you better?
Me: I think.
JT:
Good.
Then he let me off.
Just liddat.
I bet it's because thanks to someone, every teacher of mine knows about my sad, tragic childhood. He probably pities me. Tch.
Anyway, good for me I guess. =/
I went back to class feeling very crestfallen.
I went to Mr Sit and told him "James Tan caught me eating at the staircase."
Merciful Mr Sit LAUGHED.
HE LAUGHED!!!!!!111111111 AT MY SAD PREDICAMENT!!!!
Merciful... my ass!!
Then later he came to my table and said "So what did your darling tell you?"
HUH?!!
James Tan became my darling!?!??!?!?!?
Sorry, was there some sexual innuendo in "James Tan caught me eating at the staircase"? Did it sound like some rendezvous@thestaircase or a romantic conversation????????
Not only Sit is merciless, he also went bonkers.
Sigh. I think, next time if I want to eat, really must go into the toilet cubicle, sit on toiletbowl and eat. And smell the lovely evaporated urine and shit. Fuckfuckfuck.
Idealistic
Am I idealistic?
A few weeks ago, my Chinese teacher arranged an extra class, after school, the day before our IH exam.
My Chinese teacher is very nice. Shan't elaborate on it but she is very earnest and diligent and understanding and encouraging.
Anyway, only 3 out of 30 students in my class turned up.
Hong Kai + Estee + Me.
Apparently the rest of my class went home to study for IH.
My Chinese teacher came into class, carrying a stack of papers that towered over her head.
Imagine her surprise when she only saw 3 people turn up.
So... thing is, am I being too idealistic to expect people not to skip her lesson?
I told my friend about this and she shrugged and said "Well people have to prioritize stuff .. I think you're too idealistic"
Well... is it only me who thinks that is selfish and wrong..?
Is it only me and Estee who recognized her efforts?
Isn't it their fault if they didn't study for the exam earlier?
Anyway, my Chi teacher left and said "Another time".
Blah. Am I naive.
Hmmmm...
I'm surprised that quite a few teachers remember me.
Mr Ellis came up to me and asked me about how stuff was going.
Amy Lim knows my name, still thinks I'm as lazy as ever. Was ,like, euphoric when I asked her IH questions. She beamed and say "Ms khoo will be so proud of you!"
Jilaoshi knows my name..
WHY DOES MS SABRINA KNOW MY NAME!!!!
And some people I don't even know, they know my name.
Weird right?
People gossiping about me, or what?
I'm still scared that people remember the old me. I don't mind the lazy part.
But.. other disgusting stuff... I want them to forget it.
I also want to cut. my. fugly. hair.
New headphones
I bought the Sennheiser PX100 after searching review sites for good headphones.
I went to the store, and saw that the black version was like $80, the white color one was $110. I was upset .. i mean how can the white one cost $30 more than the black one!!!
So I asked the counter dude why. And he was quite puzzled too and I told him Sennheiser was racist.
Uh, anyway, its because the white one has some extra bass boost thingamajig.
Bought the black one still!!!
Love my Sennheisers :)
Pokemon
EH! Why now got 493 pokemons already!??!?!?
I am so not with the times!!
Does anyone know where I can get a poster of all 493 pokemon!!!!! I WANT ONE!!!
Thanks.
OMGOMGOGMOGMO!!!
...Won't be updating next week.
Thursday, July 23
boring face stuffMy new Chagrin Valley soaps arrived! This time I ordered Mocha Lip Balm/Primrose Complexion (for face)/Chocolate Almond (body)/Rhassoul Clay Complexion (quickie facial mask). I don't know why but I don't seem very excited about it... maybe because they used real coffee and real chocolate. And real coffee and real chocolate are, in truth, bitter and totally unsugary. So it wasn't the scent I expected. Nevertheless, they are really good for gentle cleansing & moisturizing. Can't wait to use them!!!! Still got to use up my Rose/Honey Butter ones though :X
Anyway, my pimple meds ran out and I cancelled my appointment with the skin centre cos my face was clearing up. I don't know if its the meds or the soap. I hope I don't get a pimple spam. Some people asked me how I became unpimply. This is what I do anyway, it is very effective.
1) Wash face 2 times a day. Max 3. After waking up and when bathing. Cleanser MUST be gentle. So that your face won't oil up as fast & cause pimples.
I use Chagrin Valley Soaps but TheFaceShop's lavender foam is cheap & smells good too.
2) I scrub everyday with St Ives Apricot Scrub w/salicylic acid 2%. Technically you should not scrub everyday. I will receive the detriments of this practice sooner or later in my life but for now its working wonders.
3) I don't have anymore time for Aspirin/Lemon masks :( But they are good!
boring hair stuffAs for hair, buy Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and rinse your hair with it! Its acidity makes your hair BLOODY SMOOTH! On the flipside it smells like puke. But it works! :D I do it once a week.
Shampoo-wise I really like Shiseido Tsubaki but many say it makes their hair flat.
I really want to cut some bangs now. But really no time. Fuck this.
I don't know why some teachers so angrily tell me to tie up my hair. Like I'm harming anyone like that.
I don't like tying it up cos once I let it down again my hair will be shaped like a vase. It's very shapable!! Plus, my face is so goddamn small. I look like a librarian.
animal rights, anyoneToday I was sitting in bed and feeling very sad because I havent carried a cat for 7 months!! :'(
Then for some reason me and my roomate started talking about people torturing cats. I remember some time ago I came across this series of photos.
There was this pretty woman in branded clothes. Gucci bag and shit like that.
She saw a kitten on the street and was petting & stroking it.
Then she put it on the floor.
She lifted her high heels and stepped on its face. Kitten's eyeball came out, I think.
Then she kept stomping on the kitten with her heels and I saw all of its organs, intestines and all, spilling out of it.
I don't recommend you go search it up, it is terribly cruel and gory.
Couldn't really get it out of my mind. Anyway I don't get why she did this. Fuck her very much.
OK then my room mate started telling me about this japanese man selling kittens in a jar. "Bonsai Kittens".
Apparently, once a kitten is born it is stuffed into a jar. It will then breathe through holes and waste is cleared through a tube. The jar is put in a house for ornamental purposes. The kitten stays in the jar until its death.
Go google "kitten in a jar".
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It was a
hoax. (the bonsai kitten, not the high heels)
PHEW!!!!!!!
For awhile I was damn upset man!!!!!!!!
I was srsly wondering why people even buy that kind of stuff!!!!
it's a hoax it's a hoax it's a hoax it's a hoax.
WHEW!!!!!!
hahahahaWhy do I find this super funny!!
The world's tallest man, Bao Xishun today shook hands with He Pingping who claims to be Earth's shortest.HAHHAHAHAH!!!
The guinness worlds record for the most amount of cockroaches eaten in a minute was 40. They even showed the man with cockroaches all over his face. He says they taste like antiseptic because of the substance they secrete to protect themselves (?). Again, I don't suggest you look it up.
Most paid job in Singapore is the surgeon.
HeenyY'know in airports? Because of H1N1, air stewardesses have to brief the passengers on the H1N1 measures and temperature taking and shit.
So anyway, this really retarded S'porean (?) air stewardess was like..
"Due to Heeny, passengers have to.... blablablabla.. symptoms of Heeny are..."
HEENY. From h1n1 to HEENY.
WALAU!!!!!!
DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT H1N1 IS!!! HINI MY ASS!
I shall call h1n1 "HEENY" from now on!!
Hey, I think I have Heeny!
Coughing is a symptom of Heeny!
Wednesday, July 22
RAWR!!!!
HOW DARE
SHE SAY
THAT TO ME??
I WORKED
SO HARD I WORKED SO HARD.
FUCK!!!
DAMNIT!! IDIOT!!!!!
I EVEN GREW A
PIMPLE BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!
UPSET!! GR!
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Ignore that.
Anyway.
Reasons why I hate PE:
1) I fail at PE
2) I always wear my good bras to PE!! AARGHJGC!!! Last week I wore LaSenza, and this week I wore Triumph. Never once did I wear my $4 or $9 ones. GARGLR!!
3) My good bras always get soaked in my boob sweat! What is boob sweat? Boob sweat means that the sweat came from your boobs. I.E. YOU JUST LOST SOME BOOBS.
4) MY FACE GETS ALL SWEATY IN FACE SWEAT! What is face sweat? Face sweat means that the sweat came from your face. i.e. YOU JUST LOST SOME FACE.
5) It's a fucking waste of energy. We should not play violent and useless soccer during PE. I think PE should be a class doing menial work for money and then donating the money to charity. At least the energy becomes money, and is not wasted on chasing a ball and then kicking it away when it comes to you.
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Lu bought me the Hwachong PE shirt!
Feels good to be inside it... :)
Looks so much nicer than NY's.
But the material won't absorb sweat, which means during PE I cannot wipe my hand sweat on it :(
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I WANT THIS. I'M GETTING IT. NOW.
PRISMACOLOR PENCILS!!!
@_@
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Room mate: Let's shake our boobs!
*shake*
Room mate 2: *shake*
Me: *shakes nothing*
I swear, it's damn crazy to have 2 room mates bouncing their boobs in front of you! Ugh!!
The window open some more!!
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164cm! :D
Friday, July 10
meaningful week1. Did the stupidest thing of my life.
2. Found out that Mr K is in Xinmin Sec.
3. Finished NAPFA 2.4km run. First time in my life. Failed by a minute. Vomited. Can't walk properly now. Have to limp. Felicia: You look like House II.
Hong Kai, thanks for coming to support and helping me! :)
Won't run ever again.
4. Found a phone. Decided to return.
Called one of phoneowner's lucky friends.
Her friend's name was "Cao Yun".
So..
ring.
Cao Yun: Hello?
Me (in a very fierce tone): Hello, do you know *phoneowner*?
Cao Yun: Huh?! What?!
At that time I didn't think what I said was weird and rude.
Let's say you're one of my friends on my contact list.
If I lost my phone, then someone found it and called you, you would have thought Musho was asking if you knew Musho.
Me (in a very pissed off tone): Do you know the owner of this phone or not?!!
Cao Yun: Uh...
yes..
Me (in a very official tone): OK. Can you tell her to come to 412 to collect her phone?
Cao Yun: Er.. ok.
Me: Thanks.
Ugh, then hor my friends started scolding me!!
Like.. why were you so fierce..!?
You sounded so sarcastic I can imagine you rolling your eyes on the other side of the line!!
ugh!!!
So my resolution is to sound nicer!
I shall honey my voice whenever I speak to someone on the phone.
I will NOT sound fierce. I will NOT sound demanding.
Anyway, the gal came to my class and collected her phone and thanked me.
And I just passed her the phone and left without saying anything.
ugh!!
So my resolution is to say "You're welcome!" everytime someone thanks me.
IDK why but I don't like people thanking me in the face. I don't really like thanking people either. I am very angry!!!! I've lost 2 phones in my life and they were very lousy/ancient phones. And people still want to take!!
Advertisement!!Hello Singaporeans, choirs from many schools are going to perform at LIMELIGHT @ Esplanade. There will be beautiful girls in gowns and hot guys in suits. (I think.)
My friend, Felicia, has 5 tickets to sell.
She'll be at Nanyang Girls' High School if you want to buy tickets from her.
If Interested, Email her at: felicia.margono@gmail.com
Info about Limelight:Date: 29 July 09 (wed), 7:30pm
Venue: Esplanade
Cost: $16 students, $21 big people
More info on limelight:
HEREThx!
Wednesday, July 8
Remember when I said that my life couldn't be more fucked up than it was?
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I was wrong.
I just did the most stupid thing I ever did in my life.
It's more idiotic than getting pregnant!!
OK, yesterday. The boarding school served a microscopic amount of squid rings and fish as dinner. Being incredibly hungry I wolfed down everything in 6 minutes.
I was still very hungry.
So, I decided to cook instant noodles.
I opened the Indofood packet and dumped the dry noodles into my microwavable tupperware.
Then I put the tupperware into the microwave, and set it to MAX HEAT, 7 MINUTES.
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10 mins later.
My room mate rushed into the room, complaining about a burning smell from the pantry engulfing the whole level.
I could even smell it from the open door. It smelt like, you know, steaming hot claypot.
I piped out "Oh! That must be my instant noodles! It must be ready~!!" And I was really happy and I ran out of the room to get my cooked, fragrant instant noodles that smelled like claypot.
However, as I approached the microwave, the burning smell got unbearably strong. People were opening their room doors, holding their noses. I sensed that something had gone wrong.
I went to the microwave and opened it.
I saw..
Black. All black.
Like ashes.
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I was so hungry,
I had forgotten put water on the instant noodles, and I just put dry noodle biscuit in the microwave to cook.
I'm pausing, now, for 5 seconds, for you to laugh at my retardedness, for you to shower scorn on my stupidity, for you to back away in fear of contracting my germs of idiocy.
Ok. So there were toxic fumes of burnt plastic everywhere.
I stood there quite devastated and then I ran back to my room screaming.
Then I went to Felicia's room and screamed.
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Felicia went back to the microwave with me.
On the way, two fucked up boarders came out of the rooms and started following us.
Upset, I waved my arms about and begged them distraughtly "Please don't follow. Please please plspls don't."
They ignored me and followed us.
I rolled my eyes, asking why some people were such busybodies.
I was already so upset.
We (including the two fucked up boarders) arrived at the microwave and Felicia took out my tupperware.
On the bottom of the tupperware was a huge, burnt black hole.
My noodles were black-ish.
One of the fucked up girls' eyes widened and asked "Wow, what did you do?"
Because I couldn't think, I told her what I did.
She smirked.
As if I didn't feel stupid enough.
Then the two fucked up boarders went back to their rooms.
Felicia helped me throw away the tupperware. -sigh- she's so great.
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Suddenly, a tutor (a tutor is someone in charge of a certain group of boarders in the boarding school) emerged from her room and said "Who did this?"
I raised my hand and said "Me."
And then (don't know why) but she suddenly exploded in a tirade of broken English and I could only catch the words:
"Why did you arrive so late?"
"Fire!"
"I reported this to the office!"
"Sorry!"
"Sorry!"
"Sorry!"
"Sorry!"
"Sorry!"
Wondering why she was apologising to me, I said "Okay, okay" in an attempt to comfort her, because her face was all screwed up and she looked like she was about to burst into tears.
I was puzzled but my mind was in a mess.
She put her hand to her heart and said "Sorry! Sorry!"
I kept saying "Okay, okay."
She rambled distraughtly about some more things I couldn't catch.
Then she shook her head and walked away.
I turned to Felicia, befuddled.
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Felicia told me that she was asking ME to say sorry.
The tutor didn't know lots of English.
I didn't know, okay?!
I really thought she was saying sorry to me for reporting me to the office.
I didn't know she wanted me to apologise for exploding the microwave.
My life is already so fucked up after exploding the microwave.
Now the tutor is really pissed off with me.
As this happened, the two fucked up boarders were standing outside their room, watching the free show. They whispered to each other and cast dismissing glances at me.
Fucktards. Do you know how horrible I felt already, you still have to stand there watching me and whispering shit into each others' ears? You two really do know how to be insensitive bitches, don't you?!!!!! Fuck you very much!
Didn't even bother to help me. Just stood there gossiping and whispering like mad.
This reminds me whenever someone commits suicide. People will start asking "Got take picture or not?" Oh god, I mean the poor dead person already die liao, still take picture?! Do you know what RESPECT is??!!
RESPECT FOR THE POOR AND UNHAPPY!!?!?!?!
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OKAY.
This is not the end of it.
Suddenly, there was an announcement to the whole boarding school.
"BOARDERS FROM ROOM XXXX (my room), PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE NOW."
Felicia was helping me clean up the microwave, I was shaking like mad.
She told a very dazed me to go down to the office.
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In the office.
A staff member (Let's call her fishball woman) asks," May I know which one of you burnt the microwave?"
I said, "Me."
Fishball woman said "What happened?"
I told her.
Fishball woman restrained herself from laughing, and proceeded to give me a 3-min lecture about how I could have burnt down the whole boarding school and killed several sleeping innocent boarders.
OK, look.
Do you think I purposely exploded the oven?! I was so muthafucking hungry!
Do you think I'll do it again? Of course not!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY IS EVERYONE OUT TO MAKE ME FEEL WORSE?!?!?
I started to sniffle and told her how hungry I was, that I commited that
crime. I argued that the boarding school canteen should not starve us, and allow us second servings of meat.
She took pity on me and went to fetch some food for me.
Lol, which is a miracle because I have heard of Fishball woman making little girls cry. Even my room mates are surprised at her niceness. Maybe it's because I was stammering like mad.
P.S. I was stammering because I couldn't imagine how I was so stupid. Not because I'm scared of her.
Then she handed me a piece of reflection paper with a lot of questions and said I had to fill it out.
All for forgetting to wet my instant noodles. WTF? I don't even know why accidents have to be reflected on.
I filled it out anyway.
The reflection paper:
Q: What happened?
(Third time in an hour!!)A:
Microwave burnt, emitting foul smelling smoke. Reason: Microwaved dry instant noodles without adding water.Q: What were you thinking when you were doing your behavior/actions?
A:
I am so hungryQ: Who and how have (they) been affected by your behavior/actions?
A:
Boarders and tutors that smelled the smoke thinking it was fire. Yeah, and boarders who got a good kick mocking the hell out of me.Q: What would you have done differently, if given a second chance?
A:
I would put water in my instant noodlesQ: What can you do to fix things up?
A:
Clean up the ovenQ: How can you prevent it from happening again?
A:
I would put water in my instant noodlesQ: What should happen if you do it again?
A:
I should be expelled from the boarding school for extreme stupidity.Q: What can Boarding School do to help you?
A:
Allow second servings of meat so as to prevent starving souls from committing acts of idiocy that may result in detrimental consequences(Signature of boarder)
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Okay.
You think I'm finished right?
No, I've to clean up the shit of the mess I left behind.
Do I have to buy a new oven?
What shd I do?
I went online.
Googled "Burnt plastic microwave".
Page failed to load.
Page failed to load.
Page failed to load.
Page failed to load.
Page failed to load.
Page failed to load.
No choice. Call form teacher.
Dialed Mrs Ng.
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.No answer.
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Last resort. Call co-form teacher.
Dialed Mr Sit.
Ring.
ANNOYING Room mate who thinks I like 55 yr old men: OOoOOooh are you calling your old man boyfriend?
Ring.
Me: Oh, totally!!
Ring.
STUPID Room mate who thinks I like 55 yr old men: Really ah, really ah? Must be as handsome as the __55 yr old father from 1 litre of tears__ right? Right?
Ring.
Me: No, he looks like a -
Mr Sit picked up!! He said "
HALLO?"
I was so shocked (I was about to give a description of how Mr Sit looked like) that I gasped.
My annoying room mate saw and burst into laughter.
I followed suit.
I was laughing into the phone call to Mr Sit.
"PLEASE WAIT! PLEASE WAIT!!" I begged him.
Then me and room mate laughed like shit into the phone for half a minute.
He was still on the line.
I think he thinks it was a prank call, some
truth or dare thing.
In between fits of laughter I told him of my predicament and asked him WHAT TO DO!!
He told me very wisely to just clean it up.
I thanked him.
YES, THAT WAS VERY EMBARASSING!! MY ANNOYING ROOM MATE! KEEP LAFFING!!
Anyway, I cleaned up the oven. I also put a DANGER sign there telling people not to touch.
+ + + + + + +
Mrs Ng texted me telling me that microwave ovens heat things thru moisture.
Everyone thinks I'm stupid.
Needless to say, rumours do spread very fast. I find people staring at me in bemusement as if they've just met stupidity in person.
Ugh, fucked up people. I could care less.
Now, I admit that I think I'm really daft.
Love can make people do stupid things.
Hunger can make people do stupider things.
Labels: BURNNNNNN, instant noodles, the stupidest thing i have done in my whole life
Friday, July 3
I'm past my emoing stage now!
I don't think I'll go back to it because I don't believe no one can fuck my life up any further.
You know! I shall just post a series of jokes and crap so that I can neutralize the plethora of negativity I've been spilling out the past few days.
Joke 
JOKEAn award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Cardiff Wales Airport some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out..'
The passenger was unimpressed.. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'FUCK YOU!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too. '
Crappy musingUgh, why is the world so cruel? Why do girls have to look good?
Girls are enduring so much pain just to look good.
They all wear high heels, wax their legs and other body parts, style their hair with a million styling products.
Girls like me who don't wish to do this shit have to do it so as not to lose out.
Tweezing eyebrows is torturous.
It's so painful!!
Want to use ice to numb also cannot, or the pores will shrink and make it harder to tweeze. The thin, short hairs are easy to remove but the thick ones.. OW! Especially those on the eyelids.
Plus, my tweezer isn't some $2 Daiso one! I GIVE UP!! I shall drag one of my poor friends to shape eyebrows.
Well, how do some girls tweeze eyebrows every single day?
So time wasting some more!
I hate those people with perfect shaped and non bushy eyebrows.
Grrrr! When I have a daughter I'll make her very pretty. I'll shape her eyebrows. I'll buy her pretty dresses and give her the best hairstyle. I will not let her wear specs.
She won't have to learn everything by herself like me.
SeaweedI love seaweed.
I love seaweed.
I love seaweed.
I love seaweed.
I eat 75 strips of seaweed everyday!!!!
Seaweed is awesome.
Goals- Redesign the blog
- Get more traffic to my site
- Make my art prettier
- Make myself prettier
- Make my grades prettier
- Learn how to use watercolours
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