Monday, December 28
DJ : Good morning. This is Power 98 (radio hosting station) do you want to play a game?
Contestant : Yeah, why not.
DJ : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For eg. when I say Sharp, you have to answer Blunt. OK?
Contestant : OK.
DJ : Sun
Contestant : Moon.
DJ : Black
Contestant : White.
DJ : Tall
Contestant : Short.
DJ : Dog
Contestant : Cat.
DJ : Man
Contestant : Woman
DJ : Cock
Contestant : CHEEBYE!!!
(vagina)
RADIO SILENCE !!!!!!
DJ : These things sometimes happen and we are on live. Let's take a commercial break here.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
I've gained 7kg. My face was once heart shaped and now it's oval-roundish.
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Sunday, December 27
sigh
Went to a church on christmas day.... I tried to believe god exists. I tried to believe when you die you spend an eternal life in paradise. But I couldn't.
"The bible says jesus was born in a manger. but most likely he was born in a cave cos it'd be too cold to be born in a manger."
From the pastor.
If the bible has such a bigass mistake, how can people blindly accept this? How do they bring themselves to believe this thing that's too good to be true? Maybe I'm just not biologically engineered to feel a need for a religion.
I wish I was taught to believe in god once i was born. Most christians are like that. Their parents are christians so they teach them. i would feel so secure and happy and unafraid now.
When I die, I'll be nothing.... these days i keep thinking im going to die very, very soon and I'll be nothing. I won't exist at all. (whatifionlyhad6monthstolive)
It's so frightening. Why would I want kids if they're going to live and die.
soy'b
Anime cosplay event thingamajig in singapore! :D
I registered for a booth to sell clay and art but they havent got back to me.
ARFG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE WAITINGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
interesting
www.oddee.com is seriously damn interesting!
Pics from the site:
Christmas decoration for cars.
Santa has since sworn off sleighs.
Oscar, the cat: predicted the impending death of terminally ill patients
Oscar was adopted as a kitten from an animal shelter and grew up in the third-floor dementia unit at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island. The unit treats people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses, most of whom are in the end stage of their illnesses (where death is imminent) and are generally unaware of their surroundings.
After about six months, the staff noticed that Oscar, just like the doctors and nurses, would make his own rounds. Oscar would sniff and observe patients, then curl up to sleep with certain ones. What surprised the staff was that the patients with whom Oscar would sleep would generally die within two to four hours after Oscar's arrival. One of the first cases involved a patient who had a blood clot in her leg that was ice cold at the time. Oscar wrapped his body around her leg and stayed until the woman died. In another instance, the doctor had made a determination of impending death based on the patient's condition, while Oscar simply walked away, causing the doctor to believe that Oscar's streak (12 at the time) had ended. However, it would be later discovered that the doctor's prognosis was simply 10 hours too early – Oscar later visited the patient, who died two hours later.
Oscar's accuracy (currently standing at more than 25 reported instances) led the staff to institute a new and unusual protocol – once he is discovered sleeping with a patient, staff will call family members to notify them of the patient's (expected) impending death.
Most of the time the patient's family has no issue with Oscar being present at the time of death; on those occasions when he is removed from the room at the family's request, he is known to pace back and forth in front of the door and meow in protest. When present, Oscar will stay by the patient until he or she takes their last earthly breath – after which Oscar will sit up, look around, then depart the room so quietly that one barely notices.
Seriously lots of interesting stuff you can find there. Really recommend the site.
www.oddee.com!
Our clay stuff :)
Starbunny! The star was a pain to make but totally worth it. Sadly, face screwed up.
Cube animal series :)
I'm very proud of this.
Pill pig.
Froogle.
By the way, I would like to thank honkie for teaching me how to focus with the camera. If not, the picture above would just be a green blob with a white spot.
:(
Sunday, December 20
Yay! Isn't it cute! It was meant to be the shop logo, but the fucking shop deanimated it so my one hour of work is wasted! But still, looking at this is pure eyegasm.
Btw, it's an animation of a Musho and Jubbie squishing.
And my work in progress:
I tried to do a new blog layout yesterday but failed.
I'll get it done asap ):
sleeppep
I've been sleeping at 7am these days because I'm scared to sleep at night.
It's weird because I hear birds chirping when I'm trying to sleep.
And then when I wake up it's dinnertime.
I sleep about 12-18hours per day in the holidays btw.
ugh
What pisses me off is when my friend and i are at the computer and she attempts to log into her email or whatever. Then she uses her hand to cover up the password she's typing.
That makes me angry.
When someone does that, I see it as:
You're purposely trying to see my password so that you can log in later and take all the naked photos of me I've sent to my bf and send it to youporn.com. You untrustworthy bitch.
WHAT!!! I AM OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Am I that untrustworthy?
When I type my pw, I don't really care if my friend sees it or knows it. I don't attempt to cover it up because obviously she's not going to do anything to my accs. Maybe I'm just naive.
(My brother once played with my maplestory acc in front of his friend, and his friend saw the password and hacked it!! fucker. but im not his friend. i'm a nice girl for petes sake)
So yeah... when I type my password I don't bother to cover it up.
For PINs though, I trust people to have the courtesy not to look.
I was in a shop with a friend paying for my stuff with my bank card, and I was to type in my PIN. Being the naive girl I am, I typed in my PIN without covering it, trusting her to look away.
But after that she told me "Next time cover up. I saw your PIN."
I was fucking shocked. Why was she even looking?
Thank you for warning me, though. I'll cover up in the future.
Ta.
Tuesday, December 15
Dontclickthis
http://www.break.com/games/twophotos2.html
DON'T CLICK IT.
That is what mature youths should tell you. Hell, they shouldn't even show you this link. Let me tell you what it is.
Immature shits will lure you to play this 'game', tricking you into thinking it's a brain teaser:
This is a tough little brain teaser. Its in another language but the idea is simple. There are two photos and the object is to try to find the difference in the two photos as fast as possible. They claim a certified genius should be able to find it within the first 15 seconds. It took me almost 3 minutes and only one of my friend solved it in under 15 seconds. Be honest and let us know your time if you beat it.
(No, i did not google "am i a genius test". This link was from a forum)
Then when you're actually playing the game, the whole fucking screen changes and a ghost appears screaming an unearthly scream.
Guys, is it really fun to scare people like that?
My friend once told me that her friend told her to go to this kind of thing. It was like,
stare at the screen closely and you'll see something ... can you spot it? And she stared for 10 seconds before a female ghost crawled out and SCREAMED. She was so shocked she fell out of her chair. Her face was only about 1 inch away from the screen, like mine.
And me leh, I threw my laptop onto the floor - it almost broke. Then for 5 minutes I was huddling under my blanket shivering like mad. I almost cried. I didn't want to see my laptop screen again and I wanted to turn it off before looking at it again - if it even still worked, that is. But of course that wasn't sensible so I just felt for the CTRL + F4 key and closed that ghastly tab.
You may think I was overreacting but I really despise these kind of of scare tactics. I don't even know why people want to scare you for fun. Or poke you in the belly. Why would you want to cause discomfort or harm to someone. Do you think it'll make her happy or make her think any better of you?
If my friend ever showed me this kind of thing, our friendship is immediately over even if I knew her for 10 years. (Future boyfriend, if you want to break up with me, don't do this ok!!!!!! Just kiss another girl in front of me - cfm we break up)
NOT ONLY OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER, I WILL PUT COCKROACHES IN YOUR LUNCHBOX AND I WILL PUT ITCHING POWDER IN YOUR PANTIES AND I WILL FORCE YOU INTO THE
RAPE TUNNEL.
SO FRIENDS, DON'T DO THIS!!! I AM 100% SERIOUS, THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING YOU CAN EVER DO TO A FRIEND.
iPod!
I bought a secondhand ipod off someone from vr-zone!!!! 16 gig 4 gen ipod nano! It's free of any defects - like almost brand new. And what's best, it only cost me $115, charger and all :) Seriously a good deal, like 70% off.
I regret it.
1) It's silver. Seriously, that's the worst colour you can choose for an ipod nano. I mean, the number one reason people buy nanos is probably because they have pretty colours.
2) YOU CAN'T DELETE SONGS FROM THE IPOD ITSELF!!!! How am I supposed to filter my new songs (aka pick out what songs I want to keep)? OK I found a way actually, but Creative lets you delete songs directly!
3) What's inside, stays inside. It's fucking hard to get songs our of your ipod nano into your comp. Once itunes syncs them, it gives the songs crappy file names like WOG1 WOG2 WOG3. Seriously, if I were a song, I'd die of shame if my name was "WOG1" instead of something proper like "Anberlin - Paperthin Hymn".
So this means you can't change from an iPod to Creative. Once you use an iPod you have to use one forever!!!!!
4) ASHGASFGAHFSHA WHY WHEN IT FINISHES PLAYING AN ARTIST, IT REPEATS THAT ARTIST'S SONGS!!!! SKIP TO THE NEXT ARTIST, you fucking piece of silver crap!!! @*&#^&^! I have to manually play my songs!!!!!! (playlists jumble my songs up!!)
5) itunes is a big file! Itunes does everything, you can't even drag and drop songs into your iPod.
I am a possessive person and I want to be in control of my songs!!! It sucks so bad when I can't sort my songs into folders, it's all in one folder. Apple sorts it out for you by artists, but why can't I do it myself, have my own folders?
Anyway, I have to stick to it because I just spent 6 hours yesterday adding artists to my songs and sorting them out.
OK this is the first time I met someone to buy something. This was what happened.
Seller: Where are you now, bro?
Me: My shitty bus left without me. May be 5-15 mins late.. i'm so sorry :S Btw I'm a girl
Seller: Oh rofl! Sorry keep calling you bro. Haha take your time. I go outside Macdonalds to smoke.
(I go to Macdonalds in search of guy wearing blue shirt and jeans. Spot 10 guys wearing blue shirt and jeans. So I wait beside the "GRILLED CHICKEN BURGER" stand-up banner.)
Me: Np bro. I'm beside the grilled chicken burger.
Seller: OK, I go find you.
(15 minutes passes. Idk wtf was going on because I was right at the entrance of Macs!!!! so I took out my NYLON mag to read)
Me: I'm pretending to read a magazine.
(Seller calls.)
Me: Hello??
Seller: Where is the grilled chicken burger?!
Me: It's a really big banner.
Seller: OK... what floor?
Me: (thinking wtf, you were at macs what) er.. first?
(10 minutes. Seller calls again)
Me: Hello??
Seller: I can't find the shop "The grilled chicken burger!"
Me: WHAT? AKJSHJAYGSDU omg I'm at Macs. They have a new grilled chicken burger. It's not a shop called 'grilled chicken burger'!!!!!
Seller: Oh!! Ok coming.
Me: Sorry for misleading you.
Ugh, I'm such a loser buyer. Why did I expect him to know Macs had a grilled chicken burger. Christ.
Anyway, he's a nice person. Can't believe i made him search for a shop named 'the grilled chicken burger'.
Shop :)!
Jubbie and I set up an online shop selling handmade charms!
This is the banner I made! :)
The giraffe/cubechick/octopus are made by us.
Click on it to visit!
We haven't put up anything yet because we're still coming up with new designs, plus my camera's a little blurry.
By the way Singaporeans, we can always meet up to sell these charms if you want :) We want to have real life sales too!
This shop is a start in my efforts to reach my goal of becoming an entrepreneur :D I don't think we'll make much cos we'll be busy next year, but still it's fun X)
Ta! Gotta go draw more.
Labels: don't click this, ipod
Tuesday, December 8
oh my god im so fucking screwedddddddd!!!!!
For some reason my stupid bank sent my bank account statement to my family's oldest apartment (which is being used to store my mom's thrash instead of collecting a monthly rent of $2500/month).
AND NOW MY MOM KNOWS HOW MUCH I'VE SPENT FROM MARCH TO SEPTEMBER!!!
Which, I admit, is quite a sum.
The freaking bank statement includes all my withdrawals: Date and amount.
"Oh sorry, mom. I spent $600 on my copic markers.
I also bought tons of skincare products, like overpriced soaps from Ohio.. but they're heavenly!
And crafts stuff..
furniture...
I eat alot too...
umbrellas...
guide books....
bedsheets.....
bath towels....."
OK, the only things I regret spending on are the millions of skincare products and bedsheets and clothes! I don't regret spending so much on art stuff because I'm probably going to do art when I grow up anyways.
OK TELL ME WHAT TO TELL HER!!!
Friday, December 4
DANG!
Read about
Edmund Kemper.
This is why I'm paranoid about getting kidnapped and killed. Reading about people like Kemper has made me paranoid and fearful of a painful death. Not to mention that US allows guns.
Anyway, this was what happened when I was in the states a few days ago.
My three friends and I were eating pizza at Domino's. I left for the toilet next door (not forgetting to tell my friends: "If I don't come back in 15 mins call the police"). (It's 5 mins if it's just a pee and 15 mins if it's a big dump)
I finished shitting and went out of the toilet. There was this man in a hoodie just outside and I didn't really notice him.
...
......
Until he shouted "
NAZIS WILL KILL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!".
(or something like that.)
His voice definitely reached 82173912378912738946157 decibels.
It was the loudest shout I've heard in my life.
I GOT A HUGE SHOCK!!!! I turned around just in time to see his scary face.
He looked like a zombie who'd been starved for a year going on a brain eating spree.
Wait, let me google a picture.
YES, I'M SWEARING THAT HE LOOKED LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTURE THAT PLUS EYEBALLS STARING RIGHT INTO YOU!!!
Google is amazing.
They found me a zombie in an adidas hoodie that has the exact facial expression as the nazi psycho outside the toilet. They'd be spot on if this zombie had eyeballs.
But that's beside the point. Back to my story,
Anyway that psycho scared the fucking shit out of me. Any moment he could fish out a .22 LR caliber pistol from his hoodie pocket and shoot my brains out and barbeque it with his zombie friends and eat them.
So I ran out.
Back into Domino's.
Janice, Zeke and Minyi saw my freaked expression and commented that I've "never looked so innocent in my life" and they started sniggering. HELLO, wait till you experience this yourself!!! Fuck, I've never been this scared in my life. I mean, not everyone expects to meet a psycho zombie right after taking a dump!!
Anyway, later we saw psycho zombie walk out of the toilet place laughing.
Screw him.
Then our tour guide came and said that she heard a very loud shout and saw me running out of the toilet place. She then reported that crazy dude to security and they took him away. Apparently he's been doing that the whole day, scaring people.
I wonder if he videoed this thing and uploaded it on youtube. I wouldn't want to see it.
ANYWAY I'M NOT A JEW!!!!
Hehehe
Funny jokes to lighten up the dark zombie atmosphere.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her to some place
expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion.
I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby
table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober
since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And then the fight started.
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And then the fight started.
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband :
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies : 'Your eyesight is still damn perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man quickly got out of the bed.
Scared and naked, he then jumped out of the window.
He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and rushed to his
car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later, he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at
the woman : 'Hey !! I AM your husband !'
The woman yelled back : 'Then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said : "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started.
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Oh, and twilightsnarker finally updated! Yay! This guy is amazing.
http://twilightsnarker.blogspot.com
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_came_the_stranger
Whoa oh.
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