Monday, May 31
Sunday, May 30
Oh cool, it's 4:30am and my brother's run away from home, is at some LAN shop and not replying me and I'm staying up waiting for him.
Then I received a message from "him".... it's actually my mom!
So he's phoneless.
Look:
to papa and xinni: zheng ren (whom math tr tell to expr concern he failed 2 maths 20 marks!) 'deprived' of comp whole day, transferred his resentment to me when i return past midnite. He monopolizes tv, my bed, doesnt allow me to rest, orders and scolds me instead of the usual hug
(WTF LMAO). He agitates me, beats me more than 4x - i show him my leaking urine in tissue, 1him to smell - when i say he breaks his promises. Shall we report to PoliCe+inform ACS officialy so tt bullies, cowards, ingrates, rogues, barbarians, provocators, aggressors, cbs can get retribution, coll 'good karma points' asap? PS. lao xiu cheng lu, he dashed out, leaving gates, main door wide open, me in the lurch so tt i can be raped naked. so filial and kind!
"WTF IS THIS" you ask?
Let me explain this for you.
Decoding the msg:
To daddy and musho: Your brother (his math teacher phoned to express her concern over his shitty grades) has been deprived of his computer the whole day.
What the fuck, he told me he was doing the assessment books i bought him?
And goddamn it, password lock his computer for fuck's sake.
He resents me for returning past midnight.
What the hell were you doing returning home past midnight mom?
Maybe he was just worried?
Knowing you, you probably came home past midnight WITHOUT GIVING HIM DINNER. (like you do almost everyday)
Then again, my brother should go get himself dinner.
He monopolizes tv, my bed
Sell the tv. Don't you watch TV when everyone goes to sleep..
Uh,
what bed? We have a bed at home now?
doesn't allow me to rest, orders and scolds me
I've heard that so many times directed to me i can pretty much guess what this REALLY means.
It's you who doesn't want to rest. It's you who never seems to get tired of shouting and screaming for 3 hours straight.
He was probably
begging "ordering" you to leave him alone.
He beats me 4x - i show him my leaking urine in tissue, 1him to smell -
I know what this really means too, since you accuse me of beating you up when i'm trying to defend myself.
So.. was it because you were biting/slapping him and he was trying to defend himself?
OH WAIT WHAT?
Jesus christ on a pogo stick!!!! You urinated in a tissue and told him to smell it?
WHAT?
I can imagine what happened now.
You were trying to force that tissue of your pee in his face, OF COURSE HE HAD TO DO WHATEVER HE COULD TO STOP YOU.
YOU'VE GOTTEN CRAZIER OMG.
OF COURSE HE HAD TO RUN AWAY!!!!
Shall we report to PoliCe+inform ACS officialy so tt bullies, cowards, ingrates, rogues, barbarians, provocators, aggressors, cbs can get retribution, coll 'good karma points' asap?
HAHAHHAHA
WAT DIS
PS. lao xiu cheng lu, he dashed out, leaving gates, main door wide open, me in the lurch so tt i can be raped naked. so filial and kind!
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I remember how fucking selfish you are, forcing me to accompany you downstairs at 12-2am so that you can go pick your fucking junk. Like you won't get raped if a little girl accompanies you. More like both of us will be raped. Always talking about rape. Like it will happen. Cannot lock the door yourself? Who was the one who made him run away anyway.
...
Oh dear this post has so many 'I's
I can't help it, all the anger in me and all the memories of her tormenting me just came back.
I really can't help it.
This is just screwed. My dad's a pussy, my mom is mentally unsound and i'm seeing myself in my brother all over again. Getting abused, addicted to the computer and refusing to study and failing, that is.
And I'm still waiting for my brother. Fuck.Tired.
UPDATE: Bro's with me now.
Went to kitchen to drink milk and saw this boy outside the door. Whoa. Miraculous. Phoneless and managed to find me.
Scratches on arms and one spectacles-lens dropped out. Must have been beaten real bad.
Labels: family
I like to do pointless quizzes in the holidays!!
Anyway, do steal these quizzes if you find them fun!
quiz 1
I stole this from yiren!!
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, mp3 player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
5. Tag 15 friends
6. Everyone tagged have to do same thing
7. Have Fun!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Babydoll - The Fratellis
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
How To Save A Life - The Fray
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Herbal Jazz Cigarette - Nightmare Of you
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
The Dumbfound Game - Fair
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Something left to give - The Starting Line
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Insurance? - The Higher
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Hell yeah! - Zebrahead
wtf.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I wanna be the one - fun.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
We Intertwined - The Hush Sound
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Dirty Little Secret - The all-american rejects
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Time and Wasted Bullets - Children183
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Giraffe - Miniature Tigers
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
In Too Deep - Sum41
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Fallin' Apart - The All-American Rejects
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I'll Run - The Cab
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Another World - Westlife
LMAO
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Doctor - Cute is what we aim for
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
I want to be buried in your backyard - nightmare of you
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Before the lobotomy - green day
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
I love you egg song
LMAO
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Thnks fr th mmrs - Fall Out Boy
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage - panic! at the disco
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
All again for you - we the kings
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
A balloon on a broken string - the boy least likely to
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Stacy's Mom - Fountains of Wayne
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Can't stand it - nevershoutnever!
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Walking on a dream - empire of the sun
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Everything means nothing to me - elliot smith
wtf..
http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/hwachong_jc_notes_274956.html
Someone selling my school's notes...
Can't stand it, it's not like that person made the questions..
quiz 2
Stolen from clarice!
Below 40 = Not Girly
Above 40 = Girly
Above 55 = You are a truly girly girl
[x] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
(i have a smiley face on my thumbs and big toe at all times, occasionally an angry face on middle finger, nothing else)
[] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies.
[] My favorite color is pink or purple.
[x] I took dance.
[x] I love skirts/shorts.
[x] Shops at the mall.
[] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[] I straighten(ed) my hair.
[] I have at least 8 facebook pictures.
[x] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out with friends.
[] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace.
[] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[] I watch(ed) either The OC, Laguna Beach OR Desperate Housewives.
[] I change my profile weekly.
[x] I have worn a shower cap.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ] I wear mascara everyday.
[ ] I've been or am on a diet.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[ ] Tattoos are gross.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done.
[ ] I own over 10 purses.
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[ ] I like to talk about boys.
[ ] I love to have other people do my hair.
[x] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ] I hate bugs.
[ ] Carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor.
[ ] Musicians are hot
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] I'm self-conscious.
[?] I cry often.
[x] My room smells like vanilla
(not really but i love it scented!)
[x] My dishes get washed more then once a week.
[x] I don't do sports
[x] I HATE to run
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] Has seen and read Twilight series.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[ ] I love to dance.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house
[x] My hair is important.
[ ] I love to get dressed up!
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I'd love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ] The price on clothes hardly matters.
[ ] I apply lipgloss 50 times a day.
[ ] I wish I were a model.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton
[ ] I wanted or have been something that was slutty on Halloween.
[ ] RnB is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar.
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are GROSS!
[x] Horses are beautiful.
[x] I never pay attention in school.
[ ] Puppies are adorable.
CATS?!?!? CATS??!
TOTAL SO FAR:16
[x] I speak IM.
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii.
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ] White is better than black.
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ] I hate the grunge look of a beard
[ ] I love flowers.
TOTAL SO FAR:17
[x] I love to doodle.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My baths are 2 hours long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[ ] I like kids.
[ ] Diet drinks are the best.
[ ] I have been a vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[x] I check my Facebook everyday.
[ ] I have a lot of jewelry
[ ] Only have gold jewlery.
[ ] My screen name[s] has x's in them.
[ ] One of my msn names has/had ♥'s in them.
[ ] I would never want to be the opposite sex.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.
TOTAL: 19
I am NOT GIRLY?!
THIS QUIZ IS NOT ACCURATE
"You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours." = sexist!
"I wanted or have been something that was slutty on Halloween." = sexist!!
"I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat." = sexist!!!
oatmeal, the
I love theoatmeal!!
Damn funny + educational + random
(aborted porcupine wtf?!)
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler
is a must read.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/customer_service
Is damn funny.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_know
And of course this.
quiz 3
Stolen from huisuan!!
My kind of slave
1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
no.
i dont have the right to decide anyway.
2. Smart?
no, because i want someone stupid..?
3. Preferred age?
jk, doesnt matter
4. Preferred height?
doesnt matter
5. How about sense of humor?
Is that yummy?
6. How about piercings?
anything but a prince albert (!!).
7. Accepts you for who you are?
no, i want someone who hates every aspect of me!!!!
8. Pink hair?
why not!!
9. Mushy or no?
MUSHO
10. Thin or fat?
doesnt matter
11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
blue
12. Long hair or short hair?
who cares
13. Plastic or metal?
carbon, pls
14. Smells good?
like instant noodles?
15. Smoker?
no
16. Drinker?
ok
17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
i'm not sure, my neighbour is 80 years old.
18. Muscular?
anyth
no right to decide again
19. Plays piano?
DRUMS
20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
FOR THE
21. Plays violin?
WIN
22. Sings very good?
*_*
23. Vain?
I
24. With glasses?
honestly
25. With braces?
don't
26. Shy type?
give
27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
a
28. Active or passive?
fuck
29. Tight or bomb?
Ice cream.
30. Singer or dancer?
pole dancer
31. Stunner?
please don't carry that taser around.
32. Hiphop?
I
33. Earrings?
do
34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
not
35. Dimples?
care
36. Bookworm?
ya.
37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
Those are very tasty!!!
I like the roll version more.
38. Playful?
^_^
39. Flirt?
Coke float.
40. Poem writer?
how about comics!!
41. Serious?
I'm serious about the comics.
42. Campus crush?
How about crushed oreos!!!
43. Painter?
appreciate art and i will be more than happy.
44. Religious?
giant spaghetti monster
i do not mind worshipping jabberwocky also
45. Someone who likes to tease people?
anyth
46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
since i am both.........
47. Speaks 20 languages?
for what
48. Loyal or faithful?
according to the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary, they mean the same thing.
art
drag to address bar to full view.
I have about 30 copic pictures but my $20 scanner sucks and cannot capture all the detail.
I don't know what to do because it is too rich in colours D:
I am quite sure I improved in my colouring though!! ^^
ok, ciao.
Labels: art, quizzes
Friday, May 28
well.
Went out with K today to study but ended up reading comic book, drawing and shopping.
Tried to find my brushy markers in FOUR art stores but there was no!! :(
First my pimple scrub now dis?!!
Went flea market, bought nothing. $2 shirts O_O
Anyway...
K: I am writing a story about a poor man becoming successful and rich then going back to being poor again.
Me: OK.
K: But how to make him poor?
Me: His lover ran away with all his money.
K: Too common..
Me: He was flying on his private jet with all his money and all his money fell out of the door.
K: I want to write that!
OMG, help her think of a good idea now before she uses my shitty idea!!!!
Tumblr rape
bacon!!
T_T T_T
LMAO DICK-LET HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA FEMALE REPRO SYSTEM
More epic than my labelling fimbriae 'tentacles'
epic teacher.
why do i trust people so easily?!
why do people have so much power to control my feelings and emotions!?!??!
why do i think everyone has good intentions..
*SIGH*
Holidays are starts now!!!
So I don't think i will have anything interesting to post.
Besides I am in the terriblest of moods so nothing much is going on.
I plan to
-Finish all my homework.
-Make notes. STUDY. MUST.
-Take (and hopefully pass) basic driving theory test.
-Bake.
-Clear shopping list.
Holidays = no school = like a normal kid I be studying or hanging out or shopping and chillaxing whenever i can!!!
Crap, my bananas are still at class bench.
I'm leaving them there for one more month.
Dear pimples
Why you all like my face?!
Look. It's sensitive, sunburnt, fugly, always pissed off, sweats a shit load and has dried up tears on it almost every night.
SO
....
WHY?!
WHY YOU INVITE 9 OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS TO STAY OVER?!
Listen, I feel very sad for your situation.
I mean, look at the amount of places out there for you to stay!
You don't need stay at my face!
You could
infest stay at someone elses' face and start a small family too!
Because I am very kind,
let me recommend some nice homes for you all.
1.
Address: justin bieber
Why: She has not reached puberty = not much hormones = not much moodiness = a happy environment to live in.
Plus she can sing to you every day with her melodic voice!!
2.
Address: Any of the following girls from SNSD! Take your pick:
Taeyeon Jessica Sunny Tiffany Hyoyeon Yuri Sooyoung Yoona Seohyun
Why: Their faces are all so cute!!!!!!!
Why not: You may not like living (on) a lie :(
3.
Address: Miley cyrus
Why: She is miley cyrus
Why not: She is miley cyrus
SEE?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
SO MANY
BEAUTIFUL HOMES WELCOMING YOU!!!!!!
So, look. Move out NOW.
NOW.
NOW!!11!!!1
There are much better homes out there are you agree with me!!
Please, please, please go away and stop tormenting me :( :( :( :( :( :(
DO NOT!!
DO NOT IGNORE MY
IMPORTANT TEXT MESSAGES!!
If they have a "?" in them, i expect a reply, damn it.
I am already very economical with my texts.
Fuck.
To Oliver
Seeing you after a long shitty day makes me happy.
Talking to you makes me happy even though you don't reply me. (why can't you meow back)
I love it that you appreciate my rubs and tickles as if they are multiple orgasms.
I wish I could cuddle you to sleep, if only you'd let me carry you.
I miss carrying kitties ...
I WANT A KITTY SO BAD T_T
Labels: pimples
Wednesday, May 26
Nothing interesting happened today since I didn't go to school.
Slept till 2:30pm.
Omg, I love nightmareofyou. Best lyrics ever!! hahahaha!
Hey, sweetheart
Don't take it so hard
I'm sorry I was bringing you down
I didn't mean it when I said
That I wish you were dead
Hey, sweetheart
Is that your new car?
Why don't you drive it off a cliff
Because i cant stand your life
Since i am no longer in it
And the pain is real,
But so are the pills
Did I mention that I brought my bananas to school but left it at the class bench? Tomorrow I have to clear the (probably) black and rotten bananas right away.
1:30am and I'm done with another pair of shoes!!
Hands are dirty, paint can't be washed off, paint all over my hair, feels so artistic omg!!!
There is pokemon and kirby!! My favourite GBA games ^-^
And animals too!
One shoe side is dedicated to mudkip!!
The paint work is very bad this time, too much water so paint seeped out. Painting sucks!!
Drying it with my hairdryer.
Gonna take better quality pics with my phone soon.
I am also going to fail my math test since i spent my 2nd last day of studying painting!!!Labels: art
Tuesday, May 25
math lecture :(
ahhhh i got caught crashing the auditorium, at last.
I SLEPT FOR 45 MINUTES DURING MATH LECTURE WTH.
Abby who was beside me slept too, so of course we attracted quite some attention.. because .. well.. two girls right in front of lecturer sleeping side by side...
Finally I was woken up by another lecturer.
Lecturer: What class are you from?
Me: 6A.
Lecturer: Where is 6A?
Me: LT.
Lecturer: See me after this.
Me: OK.
... after this
I thought he was gonna to banish me but, he was super nice about it.
Boring convo start
Lecturer: So why are you here in the audi?
Me: Ermm..
Me: Er..
Me: ..uhhh
*1 minute of awkward silence*
Me: This sounds stupid but I come audi so that i can concentrate better. I really don't know why I fell asleep today. I didn't even know that I fell asleep T_T
Lecturer: Actually sleeping is not the main problem here, why are you here?
Me: I felt that i could concentrate better here since the lecturer was right in front of me and stuff.
Lecturer: Not because of friends?
Me: No.
(not completely.)
Lecturer: LT cannot concentrate?
Me: Yeah, I never pay attention when I'm in the LT.
Lecturer: Your class sits where? At the back?
Me: Yeah..
Lecturer: Then you can go sit in front what.
Me: OK.
Lecturer: So after this chapter is finished where will you go?
Me: ..Where dyou want me to go?
Lecturer: What do you mean?
Me: Ummm... can I still stay here?
Lecturer: Actually next term we are changing seats so maybe your class will move to the front. So maybe you can move back to the LT.
Me: OK.
AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THAT PLACE!!!!
Honestly these are the reasons why I want to be in the audi
1. Better ambience - lighting is great
2. More girls - feel more relaxed
3. Abby, zeke, felicia.. ex 412 classmates :( I miss them, and I feel happier with them.. And being with them is one of the very few things I look forward to in school.
4. QUIET!!
5. Lecturer usually faster than LT lecturer
6. I pay attention 10% of the time instead of 0% of the time in LT
WHY DID I FALL ASLEEP!!!!!
www.omg-facts.com
IS SO ADDICTIVE!!
*read* *NEXT PAGE* *read* *NEXT PAGE*
Ever heard of a Cryovolcano? It's a volcano that shoots out ICE rather than lava.
The total weight of all the ants on Earth is about the same as the weight of all the humans on earth.
The smallest human penis ever recorded was ~1cm long.
The fastest creature on the planet is the Peregrine Falcon.
In Singapore, you can't walk in YOUR OWN HOUSE naked.
...
WHAT?!?!??!
YOU
CAN'T!?!?!??!!?!?!??!
Monday, May 24
PE
Well, I am actually doing some PE.
Tennis is okay, when I'm bored I pretend the racket is a guitar and sing fireflies/i'm yours
But I scoot off to the benches after awhile to rest.
Then I was doing my career guidance homework and the teacher caught me :( She humiliated me in front of everyone.
Teacher: You no time to do homework, must do homework during PE?
Me: ... o_o
Teacher: Play too much guitar, is it?
Me: ?? I don't play guitar!
Teacher: Then why you always play guitar during PE lesson? *Takes tennis racket and imitates my strumming of tennis racket*
Me: ...
oshit.
hehe ^-^
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
I saw people viewing my artwork (at the exhibition thingy) and pointing and smiling at times (
I assume it's because of my lame captions not because something is drawn out of proportion that it becomes funny) but wahhhhhhh!!! I feel proud!!!!!!! ^-^ Like, hey! I drew that!
Sadly my lineart pen's frayed and it's making my new lineart super thick and ugly. CrappppPppPp!!
GP
Hi everyone, i respect this writer who happens to be my mama.
Look at the awesome introduction he wrote for his General Paper essay, even our GP teacher had to feature it on a worksheet for us to analyze!!!
OMFG EVERY CREATURE HAS A LIFE!!
OMG IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BEATEN UP WHILE PLACING AN ORDER AT A RESTAURANT
My first reaction: Wah this person is hilarious.
My second reaction: But he/she is supporting animals! I shouldn't be laughing at him!
Then jubbie said "
Mama wrote this."
BAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
"
It does not feel good, does it?"
"
Feels bad? It certainly does."
"
NO one, including US, the humans..."
You're never gonna live this down, mama.
SEX ED ROCKS
Hi everyone, since my form teacher has personally requested me to attend sex ed, I decided to be a model student today and I TOOK SEX ED NOTES!!!! This is because I feel that sex ed is an important subject. I mean I don't even take notes for chemistry/math/econs/computing.
I shall make these notes available under SCHOOLWORK at the left hand side of this blog, cause I know you guys were too lazy to take it down. Knowing my school, it may just spring a sex ed pop quiz on us, so I shall be generous and share them with you all.
P.S. "to join us" was not recommended by teacher
Anyway, jess decided to amalgamate sex ed with computing, so here is the main program flowchart and the subprocess flowchart for sex ed.
Flowchart (c) jessica yang
Hope that helps!
Labels: gp, PE, sex ed
HEAVY BIEBER!!!! +wena
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmIzxO0-n4
BABY BABY BABY ARGHHHHHH
BABY BABY BABY NOOOOOOO
For some reason, the radio in McD's keeps playing justin bieber. So I blast heavy bieber to drown real bieber.
Radio: baby baby baby ohhhhhhhhh
My mp3/speaker: BABY BABY BABY ARGHHHHHHHH
Speaking of lame songs, I have memorised "My Wena"
Bowling for soup is the most immature band I've come across but I love them anyhow.
Crap, I actually thought this song was about a girl called 'wena' until I listened to it for the third time.
Her name is wena
Hey have you seen her
Everyone says she's amazing
She gets so jealous
She sticks her head up
When i'm checking out the ladies
And she needs so much attention
She's always hanging around
My wena is lonely tonight
(my wena)
She cries when i turn out the light
(my wena)
She's only happy when i'm holding her tight
Oh, my wena
Take a look at my wena
My little wena
Queen of the scene
And all the girls wanna be around her
Her skin is so soft
I can't keep my hands off
Ever since the day i found her
And she'll make your heart beat faster
With the wink of an eye
My wena is lonely tonight
(my wena)
She cries when i turn out the light
(my wena)
She's only happy when i'm holding her tight
Oh, my wena
Have you seen my wena
Get a load of my
Sometimes she can't sleep at night
And i wake up and she's just a looking at me
And she snuggles so tight
When it's cold outside
She likes to show off
When we're walking the beach
And she's always up for going extra innings
And she's a sucker for a happy ending
And we may not always agree
But she's always here with me
My wena is lonely tonight
She cries when i turn out the light
She's only happy when i'm holding her tight
Oh, my wena
Take a look at my wena
GOOGLE PACMAN!!
Hey did anyone see the google logo change into a pacman game yesterday?!!
GOOGLE IS AWESOME!
If you pressed GET COIN 2 times you can play two players and that's what lu and I did.
We played 2-p pacman on google.com!!!
We ended up screaming at 12am when the monsters ate us up. We made it to level three and then we died.
Screaming at google.com frontpage... last thing I expected.
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dear pimples,
I have good news for you all. The 2% salicylic scrub I use everyday to slice you out of my face was out of stock in all the FIVE FUCKING SHOPS i went to today.
Therefore your lifespans should increase about 50%.
I am happy for you.
Really.
I am.
Love, Musho.
P.S. I really am happy for you.
FFFFFFfFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! AVSGJAVDSJ!!!!
fruits
AHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I BUY
1. a bunch of grapes
2. three mangoes
3. a bunch of bananas
OK, it's because I wanted to shit more.
I CANNOT FINISH!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to bring my bananas to school tomorrow to finish.
Labels: pimples
Saturday, May 22
Lost pencil case
AHHAHAHHAA OH GOD BAHAHHAHAHA
OK basically our school uses this site called SMB to post announcements.
Usually it's stuff like schoolwork and charity organisations wanting help and stuff.
But today...
WHAT IS THIS THING WITH 869 VIEWS!!!
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Re: Lost pencil case
From: LIM LIN ENG 18-05-10
To: All Students (Current)
Dear students,
A student has lost his pencil case in the auditorium last Tuesday at approximately 11am. The pencil case is very important to this student as it contains items which are of great sentimental value to the student. It is a fake lesportsac pencil case which is cute and colourful. If found, please return to Mrs Lim from the Maths Department.
Thank you.
Regards,
Mrs Lim
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AHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
Me: Lu, come here.
Lu: Oh my god. HAHAHAHHAH!
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAH!
Lu: YOU ARE SO MEAN WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THIS POOR KID?
Me: HAHAHHAHA FAKE LESPORTSAC AHHAHAHHAH
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA
I can imagine how this loss was reported.
Uh, boywholostpencilcase, if you read this, i am just being lame, don't mind me.
Boy: Um, I lost my pencilcase in the audi.
Teacher: When?
Boy: At about 11am. It's very precious to me and it contains lots of important things like my girlfriend's hair.
Teacher: Oh, ok. Can you describe it?
Boy: Well, it's a fake lesportsac pencilcase.
Teacher: ..ok, what does it look like?
Boy: And it's cute and colourful.
Teacher: ok. I will post a message on SMB for you?
Boy: Alright, thanks.
btw, if anyone sees this pencilcase do return it. the poor boy...
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *dies*
...
custom!
I am drawing pokemon+kirby on my sneakers.
Another pair of custom shoes in the making!
I need more white paint!
I love creating my own stuff to wear :D!!
Makes me happy!!
I can't wait to bake and eat my own creations! :D
I love making things that I adore in general! It feels good to use stuff that you know you made yourself! ^^
My spying adventure
OK, so I mounted my binoculars on my tripod and went to the window to spy on people staying opposite me.
It was cool, I can see inside their rooms man. But if the room is all dark it is very scary because some random, dark objects remind me of dark and evil thingies so I don't dare to look inside for more than .. 5 seconds. Fail.
Then this afternoon I went to spy on people again and guess what, I SAW A MAN CLOSE UP IN A SINGLET AND HE WAS STARING AT ME! AAAAAAAA!!!!! IT WAS LIKE HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME THANKS TO MY PRO BINOCULARS! AAAA!!!!! I forgot to turn off the lights so everyone can tell I was peeping at people!!! NUUUUU!!! I hope the police don't come knocking or anything.
I was so scared, I stopped. Well I guess this ends my adventure until I pick up courage to peep at people again.
girlfriends!
Huisuan just came to study for 5-6 hours. OMG sorry girl, my room lighting so bad, never give you proper table. The atmosphere of my room very bad lah, always make me want to sleep T_T
Lu is staying over!!
She occupied my bed for hours so it couldn't seduce me. I thought this would make me study but i fell asleep at my table.
Lu is raiding my kitchen in search of my cinnamon toast crunch. I WILL NOT LET HER KNOW WHERE I PUT THEM or they'll be gone in minutes. Hahaha but they were right in front of her! Luuser!!!!!
Lu: so are you wearing a bra?
me: no.
Lu: HAH! We are such lesbians.
me: what?
Lu: We are such feminists. We are braless!
This girl is not normal.
Hahahhaha
4 math tutorials. 5 chem tutorials. 2 chem practicals. 10 computing tutorials. 5 computing practicals. 3 econs tutorials. 2 EOM sources for PW. 20+ pages of destination booklet.
Hi, that is like 30+ homework undone.
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
It is so fun to watch myself self destruct
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah
Hahahahah.
Fuck.
i guess
i guess i cant help it if you guys are like that and I really should stop worrying.
PIMPLES
GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE ALREADY!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE YOUUUUU!!!1111111
Friday, May 21
rainbow shit
abby: omg xinni gross!!! look under the seat!!
I saw three lumps of brown tumour-like gunk stuck below the lecture seat with itty bits of rainbow particles embedded inside them.
me: That must be chocolate. Either that or it's shit with rainbow bits.
abby: Waaa disgusting!! Should we go tell the teacher?
*teacher comes*
abby: Excuse me, could you get someone to clean this up?
teacher: wow what is that?
abby: Looks like squashed m&ms.. or rainbow shit.
teacher: what, rainbow shit?
abby: *points to musho* she say one!!
me: take photo take photo!!
abby: I post on facebook, do you want to be tagged as the rainbow shit?
Wow, who so loser, put squashed m&ms below the auditorium seats?!?!?!! If ants come, then how?!!!!
stalk!!!
OK, I just borrowed a pair of binoculars from astronomy club to STALK AND SPY ON PEOPLE!!!!! I shall bring it around and start spying from afar.
During lectures too, that will be epic. :O
Our vice president was kind enough to give me pointers on how to stalk people, because apparently he spies on his neighbour, who's a she. He gave me a pair with zoom so that you can adjust your spying range. He was also kind enough to offer me a tripod for easier spying.
Whoohoo, I hope I don't get caught spying on people from my window.
hahahah wtf
Hahahhaa wtf my totally random drawings are gonna be displayed on the school central plaza........
HAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *laughs ass off*
Thanks for scanning and arranging the pics for me ^_^!!!
Thursday, May 20
Hoodie.
Lu puts on gigantic hoodie.
Lu: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Me: HAHAHHA! go ask ku.
Lu (to ku): Answer me honestly. Do I look fat in this shirt?
Ku: Yes. See, I'm such a good friend to tell you the truth!
.....
I guess it was a bad idea to wear my big hoodie to school..
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: ...... errr *long pause* no.....
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: You don't look fat at all.
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: Eh? Nah, it just looks oversized.
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: Yes.
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone: Why do you want to look fat -.-
Hey, why does no one get the joke?! Why do they answer so seriously?! Like they are trying not to hurt me? Like they think I am serious when I ask this? Can't they see I used 'shirt'?!!
Jw: You look like a pregnant lady.
Someone: Are you wearing pyjamas?
as a matter of fact i slept in it yesternight.
Joey: You look like a marshmallow.
Zipbra: You look like a penguin.
Mama: You look like a thin person trying to be fat.
Jubbie: You look like a thin person trying to be fat.
Zipbra: You look like a kid.
Jubbie: You look like a baby's shoe.
Mrs Tan: Why you wear that? Is that a blanket?
Group of people: *points* Look at that girl in the pink jacket, look damn retarded sia.
OK, that hurts.
But of course I deserve it, walking around in that hoodie alone.
And the hoodie covers my skirt wtf. It is damn big.
One good thing: During lectures I curl up in it and sleep. I actually fell asleep and had a DREAM!!! omgomgomg. Too bad someone had to hit my head three times and cause me to leave my dream. Grrr I can't even remember what it was about man.
OMG, it
is a blanket after all, it can cover my whole body!! So comfortable!!!!!!!
OK....
OK.. someone called my water droplet beatbox thing 'gross'...
So hurtful T_T I bruised my cheeks to master it and to show it off and someone calls it gross omg T_T
Congrats
Congrats ****** and ******* on ****** ********!!!! ^_^
So sweet omg hahaha I WAS THERE SOMEMORE!
Hope you like squishes co's congratulatory gift!!!
We apologise that it was done on crappy foolscap!
1314!!!!
Labels: i am weird
Wednesday, May 19
school bench
School bench outside our library.
Translation:
I am little rain. SEX
I like SEX
Do you want to have SEX with me? Call me!
No. I want to have SEX with your mother.
win.
i want you
I want you, why are you $50?! Damn it!!
Still no time to go buy happyfeet penguin bedsheet :(
OK i know I am 18 and I should not have cartoon characters bedsheet but screw it!!
My photography
This is my first serious photograph.
It is a photograph of a plant.
I think it is a very nice, creative and ingenius photograph, other than the poor lighting and huge patch of grass at the bottom.
This is because the plant looks like the playboy bunny. Scroll up and compare for yourself.
Go on, compliment my photography skills.
No one else can do this with a phone camera!
Labels: art
HAPPY OUTING ^_^
OMG ^_^ I went out today with lu and ku.
Finally!! I have not properly caught a movie and shopped for a LONG LONG TIME.
It started like this.
Original plan: Wendy's and movie - District 13.
Then lu texted me:
Lu: Go out tomorrow? J2s released at 12
Me: omg ok!!! Ask tracy come too!
Lu: OK, where? I'll ask her.
Me: *in the middle of typing "Hope she can come"* but only types "hope"
Lu: Ku says she's in!
Me: *tries to delete "hope
" word but accidentally sends "hope"
*
Me: hope
..
*realizes she has just sent rubbish message*
Me: Crap. Wendy's.
When lu received the above text messages, she was very mystified.
Imagining receiving this on your phone:
hope. crap. wendy's.
wtf, i would be puzzled too.
Okay, other than my stupidity, I decided that we should go AMKhub instead because wendy's at this ulu area with no movieplace. Besides, reviews said that singapore wendy's sucked.
Bussed to AMK hub.
HOODIES
THEN WE SEE $3 HOODIES.
OMG $3 HOODIES!!!!
Sadly, only sizes XXL and XXXL and XXXXXL were available. (which is why they were $3)
Lu tried on an XXXXXL one and it reached to her knees.
(HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT INTO THIS?!!!)
The sales assistant tried not to laugh.
Still...
All of us decided to get one each.
A $3 oversized hoodie.
Why???
1. It's terribly cheap.
2. It's made of damn comfortable material. It is seriously underpriced for that amount of material.
3. "It's like wearing your favourite blanket" -ku
4. You can go out with only the hoodie on and no one can tell you have nothing else underneath.
The hoodies are humongous!!! almost reaching our school skirts.
Here it is compared to my youtube jacket, which is super big already (it covers my shorts.).
OK, right after buying the hoodie, we put them on and took out our skirts (!! at Watsons!) so it
really looked like we had nothing underneath ... and that we were just wearing the hoodie.
Three girls in fucking big pink hoodies walking about in a mall.
People went ....
.... *JUDGEMENTAL STARE* :(
Some people stared and pointed and laughed at how ridiculous we looked :( :(
Then we went to the toilet and did some sleeve flapping and roleplayed as pigs.
Not weird at all.
ANYWAY..
It's great.
I'm wearing it to school. To lectures.
You can fit your whole body inside and curl up and sleep :)
A portable blanket!!
But I admit it is embarrassing to have people stare at how weird you look. (When you're wearing the hoodie alone, that is.)
We three need to like, pick a time and walk around the school in the hoodie together.
I bought two more hoodies of the same size. WIN!
the last song
Ku: You all watched IP MAN2 already?
Me: I watched already.
Ku: Then let's watch
the last song.
Lu: You sure you guys dont want to watch robin hood instead?
Me: Nu! The last song!!
Ku: Let's watch the last song!!! Who wants the last song put up your hands!!
*Everyone raises hand*
The last song.. starring *~~*~miley cyrus~*~**!!!!!!
Ku: Damn, we're late for the movie.
Lu: We're gonna miss the part where miley cyrus starts singing.
Me: NOOO!
OK, so we went to watch miley cyrus movie.
The first song wasn't miley cyrus singing!!!
Worse.. feeling.. of.. disappointment.. ever :( :(
But the soundtrack was really good.
Anyway during the movie we curled into our hoodies and pulled on our hoods and it was so damn comfortable like we were at home! Seriously!
The movie was crappy.
I fell asleep.
Movie ends.
Miley cyrus starts singing!!! ^_^
We sway to her singing in our hoodies.
I hope no one saw us.
Actually, I don't dislike miley or bieber. People bully them too much. Miley has a cool voice and she is ~*hannah montana*~!! Bieber is just a kid who likes to sing.
thebodyshop
Bought three more shower gels.
LOOK AT MY COLLECTION!
I is a total fan of bodyshop shower gels.
dewberry. mango. orange. strawberry. grapefruit.
YEAH BBY
MORE SMELLGASMS DURING BATH!!!
I always feel like eating my bathroom after baths.
Yes, and I like to come out of baths smelling like a fruit.
Thank you tracy for the satsuma shower gel!! ^_^
Then we went O2skin. Girls, eyeshadow is $1.90 and nailpolish is $1.90 and loosepowder is $3.90 and blush is $3.90 which is dirt cheap (80% off). I think they're closing down or something so you may want to go there (amkhub) and stock up on stuff ^_^!
MUSHO!!
ZOMG JUBBIE MADE ME A MUSHOPILLOW FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WHICH IS SERIOUSLY DAMN COOL. I WAS SHOCKED AND HAPPY!!
I LOVE IT!! THANKYOU!!! ILUSM! HUG!!
I could not stop hugging it today!! I will protect it forever and slam my face onto it forever!! I will bring it to school almost everyday!!!!! It will not be apart from me!!! I love it too much!!
Look at all the musho stuff!!
Mushopillow and Mushoscrunchie!
Mushoscrunchie and babyMushoscrunchie!
Mushokeychain!
Musho t-shirt! (and jubbie tshirt)
More musho stuff to make:
Musho hair band
Musho clips
Musho hoodie
Btw if you guys didn't know, Musho is a pink riceball :)
It's my cartoon character to represent myself!
ONE DAY I AM GOING TO WEAR MUSHO T-SHIRT, MUSHO SCRUNCHIE and hug a MUSHOPILLOW.
bake
I think i will learn how to bake!
I am going to bake.
I am going to bake.
I am going to bake.
COOKIES
OATMEAL BARS
CAKE
PIE!!
Food!!!!!!!!!!
Labels: art
Tuesday, May 18
haha yay spontaneity!!
I was walking home.
I see huisuan.
Huisuan: HI!
Me: HI! WANT TO COME INTO MY HOUSE?
Huisuan: OK!
We looked at fuckyeahpokememe and fuckyeahslightlyamusing on the laptop, talked a bit
And she just left!
YOU CAN COME ANYTIME YOU LIKE ^_^
EVEN AT 3am!!!
One of the perks of living on your own!
quiz
I stole this from tracy!!
What was the last test you had on?
Math
Are you good at creating graphs in math?
We are having turtles for dinner.
Oreo milkshakes or orange juice?
Oreo milkshakes
Do looks matter the most to you?
no duh.
Do you hate it when people read over your shoulders?
It's okay most of the time. But I'll shudder if your breath reaches my neck or something.
Do you smile politely when someone comments that you’ve put on weight?
"AT MY BOOBS?! =D"
Are you afraid to stay in a hospital overnight all by yourself? Why?
Yes......
Without stating names say something to three people:
1. I'll never be able to comprehend you all.
2. I wish you didn't do that....
3. You all totally forgot T_T
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Autumn
Is there a girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Many girl friends! I'm pretty simple to understand i think.
And no, my blog does !!NOT!! contain every single detail of my life.
What's one thing you want more than anything in your life?
Like tracy, I want to murder my past self too.
I just googled myself and saw what I posted in 2006 and I went to delete them. Ugh fuck.... why was i so bitchy
Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
I prefer to eat turtles.
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Peace.
Completing a pretty drawing.
Someone doing something sweet for you out of the blue.
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
No. My hair is more important than anyone else in the world.
WTF, of course I will.
When's the next time you will kiss somebody?
huh?
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
A lot. I do it when I'm scared/embarrassed too.
I love hoodies. I have a YouTube and Blogger one from Google!!
Do you bump into someone’s arm if you want to hold their hand?
Never tried.
Does the thought of marriage scare you?
Never thought.
Do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night?
It's either 2, 3, 4, 5, 13 or 15 or 18.
Would you rather have your nose or tongue pierced?
Erm I rather have an unpierced body but tongue!!!
Are there things in your life that you'll never be able to get over?
everything?
Is there someone who loves to cause drama in your life?
Ya. Waste of time really.
Got into major trouble in school?
Most of the teachers know of me.
Did you ever think that running away would solve your problems?
Yes. For a while.
Can you count to 100 in another language?
Yup.
What's the shortest length you've ever cut your hair?
o_o Middle of ear
Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2010?
idk please let it change for the better because it is almost rock bottom right now.
Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?
Not yet.
Did anyone inflict any physical pain on you in the past week ?
Nah, I don't stay with my mom anymore.
Your ex REALLY needs you at 3am and you have a way to their house. Do you go?
Depends but will help if i can
Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pyjama pants?
Shorts.
Do you know what high school your father went to?
Dunno
What were you doing at 12 o'clock last night?
Slacking on the internet and watching stupid videos.
Have you chewed gum after someone else already has?
No, but I don't mind. I eat stuff off the floor.
Would you rather your partner have gorgeous eyes or a gorgeous smile?
Doesn't matter.
Would you consider yourself to be a good cook?
I can cook very good instant noodles since I eat instant noodles every day.
Is your mind cluttered?
Yup.
Have you ever made a guy cry?
Yeah I threw a staple bullet into his eye 8 years ago.
Sorry chuan en.
What is your current mood?
I'd rather not say.
Can you cry now?
I could make myself but it will be uncool.
Ever done anything illegal in a vehicle?
Yeah. I lit a match in my dad's car once. Never mind, that's not really illegal, is it?
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Banana peach!!
Do you look at the keyboard when you type?
No.
Do you think you'll find someone to marry you?
idk.
Do you think you will be living at home with your parents in 2 years?
NO. I'd be damned if i do.
PW
Jubbie and Musho are blowing bubbles in PW.
yyj: BLOW SZECHUEN!
musho: That is gross.
szechuen: If you blow mine, i'll make sure yours
deflates.
HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Bubbles bring so much fun.
While waiting for the PW room to open I was blowing bubbles 3 storeys down. They were really pretty!!! Some bubbles will go all the way down and suddenly get picked up by a gust of wind and float up to meet me again!! ^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Blasting music in your ears and blowing bubbles gives you the most satisfying feeling ever.
A crowd of people noticed the millions of bubbles I blew and looked up.
I ran away.
wth.
I was outside the library with lulu and my form teacher came up to me and said my skirt was too short.
OK then I just pulled it down as hard as I could.
WTF. I didn't even fold it.
That can only mean one thing.
MY ASS GREW!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOO+JUAGSJAGSHJ!!!!!!
This sucks. Even my XL FBT shorts look damn short on me because the shorts will slip up my butt. I have to pull down my shorts every 1 minute but it will just go up again.
What, do i have to buy XXXXL Fbts now!?!?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I need butt shrinking pills NOW!!!!!!
NO, MY BUTT DID NOT JUST GROW.
PRONOUNCED HIPBONES FTL.
Monday, May 17
napfa whining and complaints
Hi, what is a blog for if not to whine and complain???
I actually ran 2.4km today for NAPFA. With 4 hours of sleep and no meal for 12 hours and didn't drink water beforehand.
I failed. I clocked 20+++mins LOL.
Failed by 4 minutes... That's 3 minutes worse than last year.
I started crying due to the fucking pain in my tummy and legs in the 3rd round. So embarassing.......................
Thank you lj, zipbra and mama for trying to
run with me get me to run with you... Sorry I couldn't run. It was very draining and it hurt....
女儿真的很失败。。。
公公，对不起 T_T
After the run my face was seriously
#ff0000 man. No one, NO ONE goes as
#ff0000 as me when they run 2.4 please. I went into chem lecture looking like a tomato. I must be ultra unhealthy.
And it's not like my body is crap or anything. I have longer legs than most (even the teacher said that my stride was excellent) so it all boils down to my laziness and unhealthiness and my refusal to do any form of physical activity. And maybe my $5 shoes.
Tomorrow, I'm going to have trouble climbing out of bed and walking to school or walking anywhere. And I am going to limp for 2 whole weeks like i did after 2.4 last year. I think I may need to get people to help me with the shit load of stuff I bring every day to school.
I'm such a physical failure now. Lost the ability to do splits, and i took one fucking year to master it and now it's gone because i didn't practice. Can't bend my back to touch the ground anymore. Damn inflexible. What kind of shit ex chinese dancer is this lmao.
Shit.
...at least i tried today. ^_^!!!!
froggy umbrella
OKIE!! IT WAS RAINING TODAY!!
So i brought my froggy umbrella to school.
I really love my froggy umbrella because
1. It is froggy
2. It is froggy!!
3. It is froggy!!!!1!!!!!1
And I am very proud that I own a froggy umbrella.
About 8 people complimented my froggy umbrella today, whoa, thanks so much man!!!
someone: hey! xinni!
me: *turns*
someone: nice umbrella!
me: I KNOW!!
This sounds gay right, I mean most of the time people compliment your shoes or something, but I get happy when people like my umbrella.
I even open froggy umbrella in classrooms when it's not raining because it is too cute not to open!!!! ^-^ OK, basically, these are the top five things in the world that i love to show off:
1. My ability to do water droplet beatbox sounds
2. My panda bag
3. My froggy umbrella
4. My super bimbotic pink and gold hello kitty bag which i sadly don't use anymore
5. My ability to sing NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP and PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR and other stupid songs.
Yay! Please rain more often so that I can bring froggy umbrella to school again!!
ok....
Sometimes it makes me very sad because I miss the feeling of hugging my bro to sleep or holding his hand to sleep. You know how you feel safe and secure if you touch someone when you're gonna sleep?? Like no monster is gonna take you away and stuff. That is, if you used to sleep with your sibling..
But it's out of my circumstances to do anything now. I can't go back home, that'd be screwing myself over..
I am used to be living alone already anyways.
And I can't move back to boarding school, because there are 7 people on the waiting list. Damn it, I want to move back in with you kintan, i miss talking cock with you everyday and walking around the room in underwear.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I am lonely. I am lonely. I want to move back, damn it. Fuck. Why do i always find something to cry about.
let go
I'm scared. The future freaks me out.
I'm letting
that go. I will try to. It is hard but I will try.
...
......
.........
OK, I have not studied for the math lecture test tomorrow and here I am writing a bunch of crap. Please kill me now.
I hope they don't ask me to reset my calculator or all of calculatorguy's cool programs will be gone and I will be extremely saddened.
Labels: MYSELF
Sunday, May 16
ok i would like to share a weird experience that happened a few days ago in a shopping centre.
Musho walks into toilet.
Musho sees torso of british girl poking from top of cubicle 1.
Musho concludes that she is standing on the toiletbowl.
British girl is seen passing a roll of toilet paper to the cubicle 2.
Musho now understands the situation: Two girls are shitting and they are sharing one roll of toilet paper, passing it to each other from the top of the cubicle.
This goes on and on and Musho stands there speechless.
Musho also dares not to go into the third cubicle because she doesn't want a british girl to stand on toiletbowl and look at her peeing.
So Musho stands outside and waits.
Finally, british girl 1 goes out, rubbing her tummy looking very satisfied.
She sees Musho.
British girl 1: Oh, sorry were you waiting long?
Musho: Nope, it's okay.
Musho walks into the cubicle.
British girl 2 (
still shitting): Are you still in there?
British girl 1: No, someone else is!
British girl 2: Hey what about my tissue paper?
Musho takes roll of toilet paper, walks out of cubicle and passes it to british girl 1.
Musho: You can have it.
British girl 1: Why thank you! Do you not need it?
Musho: Haha, nah.
BAKBHAGDHJAGDSJHAGDHJAGDJF!!??!?!?!?
ABDHJAGUFBVEW!? WTH!??!JBDKJSBHD??
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Don't normal people, like, take tissue paper beforehand?!!!
Labels: what the fuck do i do with you man? what the fuck do i do?
Saturday, May 15
boring real life
woke up at 1pm after 13 hours of sleep
went out to macdonalds to study
ate
slept there for two more hours (wth. why i keep sleeping)
attempted to study but failed....
no life internet life
tumblr is effing addictive.
holy shit. win.
Friday, May 14
csm
Hahahaha omg, wore my secondary school uniform to sports meet today. I looked like some loser walking through the college section.
Then I borrowed a nametag from my junior and so I walked around as 'jamie lim'.
Arghhh totally forgot how transparent the top was. Had to wear jacket in the sweltering sun. Which made me sweat more, which made my top all the more transparent.
Had a fun time going to classmates and asking "Hey senior.. i'm lost.. do you know where my class 205 is..? :("
Anyway met a few of my ex teachers!
Olivia chee: WHY ARE YOU IN NY UNIFORM? THAT IS SO WRONG.
Me: I retained.
Olivia chee: Btw you look different, did you change your style or something?
Me: No...? xD
Maybe because I was wearing a purple furry jacket! Or I have more pimples. I dunno.
Ms Ang: Omg, did you paint your own shoes?
Me: Haha yes. ^^
Bernard sit: ...........................
You ah.
Hey I miss you lots, Mr Sit. Really I do. In fact I really, really miss nanyang, I will do anything to go back, because everyone was much more real then, everyone was much more honest and friendly and less mean, and everything was so simple, studies and friendship and all.
I couldn't stop giggling or smiling when I saw them, and it saddens me that I'm not there anymore... *tears*
The teachers know that I'm still the same ol' rulebreaker. I never change. Hahaha! And I'm glad you remember me. I am also glad some of you tried to understand me.
Didn't see caolaoshi, i miss her alot and i still have her card on my noticeboard.
Okay.. met Mr Lim afterwards..
Mredwinlim: Xinni! May I ask .. why are you in nanyang uniform?
Me: I retained :/
Mredwinlim: oh my. That's sad.
Me: yeah :/
Mredwinlim (
attempts to speak chinese): Don't worry. Failure is the mother of success!!! Don't stop trying.
Me: Thanks! *leaves*
Words cannot express how great I think this guy is, lmao.
Okay after meeting teachers and stuff, I sneaked out.
To the art room which was at the college section.
While trying to get to the place, this high school boy stopped me.
Him: Hey stop, sorry but non JC students aren't allowed in the college section.
Me: I am a JC student!
Him: *
stares hard at secondary school uniform* *
repeats* Sorry but non JC students aren't allowed in the college section. You have to go back.
Me: I am a JC student la!!!!!! *sees jess* JESS!!!!
*
runs away leaving high school boy confused, dumbfounded and exasperated*
I'm sorry. Poor kid lmao.
artouting
I like being in the art room, even if I'm alone studying or sleeping or thinking or dreaming or singing to myself
Super bad communication skills and so tired.
I'm such a pussy T_T
Luckily there's a bed. BEST. THING. EVER. But it makes me do no work.
IP man 2 summary
- fight FIGHT fight FIGHT fight
- westerners are evil, egocentric, cheating morons
- chinese culture is important
- martial arts!!!!!!!1
I realized that the westerners would put some brown thingy inside the boxer's mouth before the fight started..
Me: Eh, what on earth is that thing?
HS: Uh, so that the guy's teeth won't get knocked out?
Oh man, I thought it was either chocolate or steroids.
..
Let's do this more often, please!
please
Please do not google disgusting shit like 'mushopea nude' or whatever to get to my blog to purposely irritate me. I may have a high level of tolerance for this sort of thing, but know your limits thanks. I am still a girl and I will get offended. OK, maybe you were trying to offend me. But really, don't waste your time. It's not worth it at all.
._.
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Thursday, May 13
byebye, econs... ... ...
Fell asleep before finishing the notes......
I even had a tub of ice cream with me, but I fell asleep waiting for it to thaw.
The computing teacher was really nice to me today. She said my test was a good effort. Then I totally fell asleep in her lesson cause I couldn't take my tiredness anymore. And she let me sleep there for like an hour. Then when I woke up, she asked me if i wanted her to teach me what I missed while I was snoozing.
I just feel sad, because I owe almost 15 assignments now. And I don't even bother doing them. But I just don't have the time.
Tomorrow I am going to be a secondary 2 nanyang girl named amanda chung.
Wednesday, May 12
fucking screwed. econs test tomorrow. predicted grade 1/100. serious
i think my nose grew bigger, wth.
so many ants in my room and i cant bear to kill them, and i dont have the time to coax them all onto my hand and take them out of the house.
astro.
neon trees is on the radio! Should i be happy for them? okay, i am.
crap.
Tuesday, May 11
I LOVE YOU MARGOT AND THE NUCLEAR SO AND SOS'
my paper cat
has covered my skin
in chills
my basement home
has made me as cold
as ice
so meow meow echante-moi
meow meow meow miha
meow meow meow
my island home
is gonna be mine
quite soon
your concrete mouth
is spewing that filth
again
so walk in, shivering
paws dried up
from wandering
meow meow meow meow
my glass-eyed pet
is purring while blind
i'm blind
that sweet old man
is gonna be your
best friend
so wash your paws
alley cat
once you're dead
you can't come back
meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow
One of my favourite bands with a kitty song..
I could not ask for more. ♥
I love music. Or what I call music.
♥ ^-^
bubbles, bubbles, bubbles
Zeke gave me non-pop bubbles!
I used it all up in one day, but it was hella fun.
They kind of dry in the air and will stick to any surface they land on.
Adventures of non pop bubbles.
1. During econs lesson, i blew a bubble.
Yes, I know that was really rude, but I couldn't stand not blowing the bubble T_T
The bubble went in front of the projector
So its shadow was cast on the screen
And the shadow was *~rainbow~*!!!!!!!! omg
But crap, the class saw it and someone kept saying "blow another blow another" which personally sounds gross to me
OK, it circled around the teacher who was (pretending to be?) oblivious to it.
It floated for about 2 minutes
And landed on the floor.
Guess how long it stood on the floor.
20. whole. minutes.
It only popped when I stomped on it.
How cool is that?!
2. During break
Lulu and I went to the top floor of block A
And we blew the bubbles down.
It was really, really, really fun.
The bubbles were so goddamn pretty la. And people on the first floor were trying to catch them. Once, a whole group of people stopped to admire the bubbles. Sadly, people I know looked up and saw me. That was embarrassing.
I really suck at bubble blowing la, all my bubbles were so small. Lulu blew a great big one and we watched it for about a minute as it floated down and then we saw it explode on the floor on the first level. We could see the remnants of the burst bubble (yes, four storeys up!) and it was whitish and it looked damn sick.
Because of how gross it looked we started laughing at all our bubbles and making comments.
"Nice
shot!"
"That wasn't even a full load."
Anyway lulu says that we look like we're in a crack joint, coz we keep passing the bubble wand to each other and it looks like we're taking turns to smoke it lmao.
Then we spam blew bubbles outside the library and they all stood on the floor.
It was epic. Damn funny to see people's reaction when they see all the bubbles sitting on the floor. Bahahah!! We made a huge mess though.
So fun!!. I'm gonna buy 1 litre of non pop bubbles and start doing that regularly from now on. When you see bubbles floating down try not to touch them because they are hella sticky. And they sure look damn disgusting if they pop in your hair or clothes.
3. Really sticky.
yangmehmeh: Haha, the bubbles, is it like.. glue?
Me: Yes. How did you know? I tell you how to make them, first i put glue and hand soap and I shake, then got non pop bubbles!
Zipbra: Really?
yangmehmeh: Wow! No wonder so sticky!
Me: I lied.
HAHAHHA WTH they believed me.
Anyway.... it may be childish, but it's cool. Personally, I don't think you are ever too old to play with bubbles.
Someone: Wow, are those bubbles?
.....
no?
Adventure of poppy bubbles.
Okay I bought a new bottle of normal bubbles. NO MORE HANDSOAP THIS TIME ROUND.
Then I was blowing it in the carpark when I saw Oliver2!!!
I meowed and oliver ran to me. !!!! ^-^ Then I started blowing bubbles at oliver. The bubbles danced around oliver and landed on the grass and flowers and didn't pop. I know this sounds damn gay but it was so beautiful and peaceful!!!!! I was smiling non stop.
Haha anyway oliver damn cute, she stood there looking suspiciously at the bubbles and pawing at them. Then the wind blew and the bubbles started chasing her and she was so scared she ran away from them. ^-^!!!!! omg!!!
Playing with cats and bubbles at the same time, you don't know how happy it makes me.
my scented pen
I have found someone who appreciates my scented pen, and that person is none other than mama!!!!
Mama says it smells like Snickers/caramel, and asked me to draw hot chocolate and so I did. I added some pictures of chocolate coated shortbread too.
Pictures of food that smell like them.
Omg, I'm addicted to my scented pen!!!!
Anyway mama is very protective of the drawing, he thinks that if you smell it you're stealing part of the smell away.
fuck.. stress
failed chem test very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very badly.
I studied the afternoon before the test too. wth.
Fretted over astronomy proposal.
Worked with allocation of astronomy proposal parts today, went down to art club to ask for helpers. Jubbie successfully found one!!!
Uh, anyway I logged into my facebook and told them to write their emails for some group invitation thingy and help me log out after that. Jubbie says I'm too trusting.
Yes, I do say out my password when I'm typing it.
But seriously what can you do with a noob fb account?
The only password I will never reveal is my neopets account and my msn.
ARGHHHH IT'S 12:30am, no dinner, no bath, doing astro thingy. and i wanted to sign off already. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
STRESSSS
Monday, May 10
whoever's doing this IT IS NOT FUNNY
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL
and wtf @ the last search.
scented pen
I spent 15 minutes queuing up to buy a scented pen.
Fell in love at first smell. It smells like chocolate!!
Anyway it is very useful.
1. It will motivate me to write a shit load on my notes so that I can smell it afterwards and get drugged on my scented writing.
2. I also can draw cute girls then the girls will smell like chocolate. What more can you ask for?! Drawings that smell nice. Sadly the pen very lousy cannot really draw well with it.
Here are several comments regarding my scented pen, sadly, my friends are not as excited about it as I am.
Me: I am buying a scented pen now
Kintan: OMG OMG OMG OMG ...... -.- as if it will help in your studies
Me: Hey it's very useful, it will make me write alot. you'll see later!
Kintan: WOW! I NEVER REALIZED HOW USEFUL A SCENTED PEN IS!
Me: Zeke I bought a scented pen *draws huge mole on her lecture notes* Smell it!
Zeke: Uh... *smells* okay what is it?
Me: chocolate!
Zeke: Oh yeah smells like chocolate!
Me: Smell my scented pen!!! *draws heart on worksheet* Smell it!
Janice: It smells like eraser.
Me: NO IT DOES NOT. *smells her eraser* DOES NOT.
Janice: Of course, your pen smell so strong. It doesn't smell like chocolate lah.
Me: Your eraser does not smell like anything!
Me: *hands up GP test essay* Wait. JESS, SMELL MY ESSAY.
Jess: Umm.... actually, I could smell your essay during the test already. I was wondering where the smell came from.
Me: Smell my essay!
Zhenyang: ..what is this? @_@
I'm very heartbroken because no one appreciates my chocolate scented pen. Why? The smell gets me euphorgasmic!!! You can't possibly not like it. Ugh.
*smells notes*
alright stop showing off
OK i overheard this convo the dude's attitude got me pretty pissed. He was purposely speaking audibly.
Girl: Eh what was your PSLE score again?
Dude: 280.
Girl: What, seriously?
Dude:
Uh, you didn't
know..?
Girl: I didn't. Wow okay. W-ow.
Dude: Lawlz I dunno how I got it. I was mapling every single day, never study at all and I thought I will fail my PSLE. When I got my score I was like, what?
Girl: Haha, wow. How come you never go raffles then?
Dude: Dunno, at first i wanted to go to (neighbourhood school) leh.
Girl: haha, but now you're in hwachong.
Dude: Yah, haha.
I put on my headphones because I couldn't stand it anymore.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
I cannot stand people who say that they didn't study and still got a good mark!!!
I cannot stand people who whine about how difficult a test is and get an A in the end!!!
It's so show off.
(I love people who do the opposite - so cute bahahaha)
After I finish a test I refrain from commenting on it, unless someone asks me how it was.
Uh, but most of the time it's terribly difficult and I get a fail grade anyways.
I don't study enough, I get a shit grade. Nothing much to show off.
From now on, whenever someone asks me how a test was, i will say "
IT WAS VERY EASY!"
Audi takeover
OMG after chem lecture everyone left the auditorium except abby, zeke, honkie and me!
- Zeke went onto the stage and she started dancing some tribal dance
- Abby did some dance moves at the seats that practically exposed her navel
- I went to the mike and did my water droplet sounds thingy
- Zeke and honkie went to the piano to play emo music
-While emo music played I blew bubbles at the seats and it was like a drama because the bubbles were popping and dying, while emo music got more dramatic
It's so fun to have the audi to ourselves!
Sadly, we forgot that there was a camera watching us.
Zeke is so epic!!
Zeke: Hi, do you know your mortal?
Zeke's angel: Ya.
Zeke: By face?
Zeke's angel: ...Ya.
Zeke: Oh. Okay. Bye!!!!
PE
Holy shit I attended PE
We had tennis..
Took tennis rackets and strung them like a guitar, sang jason mraz and owl city
Me+jubbie: You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies...
Jess: Wth, that song cannot have guitar one.
Me+jubbie: ...Lit up the world as I fell asleep..
My aiming improved
I can now hit the ball
But the ball hit my teacher's shoulder and jubbie's head
*sigh*
*ball hits teacher*
*teacher jumps*
*musho crumples on floor*
Bubbles
OMG mama told me that if I put school handsoap in my bubble bottle, there will be more bubbles! So I did and and the bubbles came out crappier than ever!!!!!
STUPID MAMA!!!!!!
If you thought I learnt my lesson, Jess told me the bubbles were too diluted so I must go add more hand soap.
I stupidly did.
Guess what, no more bubbles!! I had to throw away my bottle.
This is tragic!!!!!
NVM!! Zeke will be sending me non-pop bubbles!!!!
OMG I CANT WAIT ^_^
Nooooo
Noooo
I want to stop this
It's tiring
Very tiring.
Stop.
It feels worse to write it down, it only confirms it.
Sunday, May 9
^-^
Saturday, May 8
Sleeping hours (one week)
M: 5
T: 4
W: 2
T: 3
F: 15
S: 12
S: 6
tempted to make this into a graph.
panda bag
YAY if you google panda bag, the fourth picture is
MY ~*PANDA BAG*~!!!
Why was I googling panda bag
Panda bag feels important. I know it.
I took the picture on the day I bought it. Suddenly, all the memories flood back. All the pain, sweat and tears and bus fares and MRT fares just to find it when it was right in far east plaza. Crap, even some blog reader lied to me that she saw it in west mall and I actually went there to find it. Loser!!! But now I has it!!! Muahahaha
Sadly, Pandabag has deteriorated and has ink stains all over. Must go hong kong buy a new one since the singapore store is gone. BUT HOW TO GO HK.
Cat bag too!!!
although i dislike sling bags.
OMG, my future shop is gonna have cuter bag designs. I swear!
Just wrote down all my ideas for my two future shops. Lu says my cutefoodshop isn't feasible but I'll try to make it happen. It will happen! Gonna come up with more product designs during lectures. ^-^
hmmmm
Last night at about 11pm,
I was in 7-11
I was getting out
This person opened the door for me as he was going in
I muttered thanks and rushed out so that he didnt need to hold it for long
Then he just stood there holding the door.
And after a few seconds he said in a patronizing tone "Aren't you gonna say thank you?"
...
I said "Thank you".
But I already thanked him.
He didn't hear it.
People never hear me.
What happened made me think about how many people i have unknowingly offended.
Oh yeah..
I guess I can't help it if you dislike me for something I have done in the past. Truth to be told, I really hate what I was like in the past. My character was rotten to say the least. I would totally look down on 2005/6/7/8me if I knew 2005/6/7/8 me.
This is why I don't judge people based on things they did last time. Because I know people change. I also try not to judge people when my friends tell me negative things about them. Because I don't know them personally.
This year I apologized to many people for things I did five, six years ago. It's pretty ... freeing. I guess.
I know two years later I'll reread all my posts and facepalm maybe a million times because I would have changed so much then.
For one, I'm beginning to regret talking about pimples and periods. I think I may stop. It's kinda gross.
BUT DEMURE IS A LIE
BUT I JUST HATE THEM
EHHHHH
*HP spoiler alert*
Me: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! (to the
Person
Who
Killed
The
Bubble
I Blew)
PWKTBIB: WHAT? *offended*
Me: ..Wait, do you read harry potter?
PWKTBIB: Yes.
Me: Then do you know what NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH means?
PWKTBIB: Erm.. yes. Erm. Actually... No. What is it?
Me: It's what molly weasley said when bellatrix tried to kill ginny weasley and then she killed bellatrix after saying that. You never read meh?! Last book.
PWKTBIB: I just never read the last 2 books T_T Library don't have.
Me: Oh shit. And I just gave you a million spoilers.
PWKTBIB: ...............yeah.
How can one read books 1-5 of harry potter and NOT read the last two books?! HOW?!
HOW CAN YOU NOT COMPLETE THE SERIES!!! meowmewo!!!!!!!?
Dude, half of my harrypotter books were finished in bookstores. I grabbed the book, hid in a corner and finished it in the bookstore because I am too poor to buy story books.
All the mangas I read were also completed in a corner of a bookstore or online. The first manga I read was love hina and Ken Akatmatsu totally inspired me to start drawing. And I finished the 14 book series in the bookstore. You have no idea how many times I was caught and scolded by the staff. I think I have read more than a hundred comic books there already!
I kinda wish I could make trips to the bookstore and read manga there again. So many incomplete mangas..
Where's the time?
OK... no time.
I'm gonna stop posting for awhile.
Workweek.
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