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Saturday, April 23
Amarillion.
I'm a driver!
These were my four goals of the year:
1. Pass NAPFA
2. Comic Anthology Project
3. Meow! Service learning project
4. Driving license.

Well~
I got my license on 18 April! At 18 years old :D!
I passed with 10 points on the 2nd try~

FAIL:



PASS:


Improved from 40 points so not bad~!

Yes, I am quite proud! Coz I think I worked pretty hard for it and I got it.

 
COME TO ME QT PAI mazda 3!!!

The license took me 6 months to obtain.

Anyway!!!
I don't want to drive. For four reasons.

Reason 1
I got my license so that I could get it at 18 years old. It's a stupid reason, but I did it for the sense of accomplishment. Sadly it was an expensive goal - KNN ALL THE MONEY I SPENT I'M SO SORRY DADDY :( ($2000+) But at least it's a useful skill - more useful than getting tuition imo.

As for the rest of my goals.. I am working towards them, slowly but surely. I am angered about failing NAPFA by 3 seconds but I don't want to complain anymore. I'll just do my best again. If I fail, then I accept that I'm not fit enough and I'll pray I don't die early. :C

Reason 2
My license picture is ugly and I am in my school uniform!!!! wtf!!!

Reason 3
This was from my previous post:
 I was leaving the driving center when I saw all those who have just passed watching a big TV. The TV was playing happy music and a flowery female voice was saying '~*congrats on getting your license!!!~*'. The funny thing was that those people were watching it with stoned expressions. It was ridiculous because SHOUDN'T U BE HAPPY YOU CAN DRIVE NAO!??!?!?!?!!! I wanted to slap all of them but I walked out anyway.


.....
NOW I FINALLY KNOW THEY LOOKED SO STONED DESPITE PASSING. Here's why.

When I obtained my license I was directed to a room where I had to watch a compulsory video. It was k at first, I mean they played some nice flowery music and there was this OK looking traffic police man and he was saying stuff like congrats. He went like "So... now I bet you are itching to get on the road. But before that..."

And then BAM.
There was this bloodied face that was completely smashed to pulp.
BAM.
A badly twisted, almost severed leg (or was it an arm? I can't tell)
BAM.
Dead old lady.
BAM.
A young woman crying dramatically "You murderer!" (I laughed at this, sorry...)
BAM.
Dead little school boy run over by a van.

AND 2389472394 BILLION MORE MUTILATED BODIESSSSSSS

..... 



I was speechless. (We weren't supposed to talk anyway)
And everyone was like *stoned expression*
THE VERY SAME STONED EXPRESSIONS I SAW.

OMGOMGOGMGMOOGMMOGOG?!??!?!!!

KYA OMG WTF WAS THAT FOR!!!!
I JUST TIO MY LICENSE THEN U KPKB ME FOR WAD?!?!?!?!



I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE
DON'T WANT TO KILL PEOPLE
OMOMGOMGOGMOMMNOMNOM

I hereby swear that
1. I will not drink and drive
2. I will be wary of pedestrians on the street
3. I will not overtake dangerously like I always do
4. I will be patient and not speed on the road

Yes. I swear it!
I don't want to be responsible for taking a life. It's not very pleasant!

Reason 4
dad: xinni, you pass your driving test issit?
me: i did!!! ^-^ 10 pts!!
dad: so when you want your car?
me: ....
dad: when?

.......
....
me: dad, COEs are S$44000.
dad: so you don't want buy now?
me: I don't need a car.
dad: o.
me: maybe after A levels.
dad: ok.

COEs are certificates you have to buy to own a car. In other countries you can drive for less than 1k, I bet. Like in Borat, the guy bought a car for real cheaps.
But because Singaporeans are so filthy rich, we have COEs to stop us from buying cars.

So yeh I told my dad I don't want a car now... it would be a waste of money.

So..I'm not getting a car:( I will just rent one and go on pathetic road trips on this tiny island. Blah.

Yeah.
I think that's all I've got to say about the whole driving thing.

Kintan troll! :D
I was in the bus when I passed by the bus stop where Kintan was standing!
I texted her!

Me: ooh ur at the bus stop!!!
Kintan: I did not see u!!!!
Me: Of course you didn't. I'm at Macs now. I saw you on my Google Earth App on my iPod.
Kintan: What the fuck that is so creepy.
Me: Yeah it's like the newest stalking app.
Kintan: That's invasion of privacy I swear. What macs are you at?
Me: Bt Batok macs.
Kintan: So what was I doing at the bus stop?
Me: You were standing there.. Possibly flagging down a bus.
Kintan: WTF so creepy!!!!!!!!! :'(

LOL AND THEN I WAITED FOR HER TO TELL HER FRIENDS ABOUT THIS CREEPY IMAGINARY APP BEFORE BREAKING TO HER THAT I WAS JUST TROLLIN'.
THERE WAS NO SUCH STALKING APP.


I think I haz mastered the art of trollingggzxzxzxzx!!! ^.^


new art


Please click the buttons to view new art! (COPIC | SKETCH)
Or better, look at my gallery here:
http://mushopea.com/art/art.html



wtf
msjianglai.wordpress.com
this woman is insane :/



...
Time to go.
Okay. Honestly I feel really lousy and fat, having done nothing productive the past few days. Whatever it is, I'm doing way better than last year. And that's something to be thankful for. It's a busy week ahead.

Wednesday, April 20
snow brigade
tumblr
http://mushopea.tumblr.com
is my tumblr!
I will probably update it more often but it will all be reblogs probably :O

I created it to record pictures that I find pretty, so it's not a blog per se.


art

I scanned my art C:
But I'm too lazy to display all of them right now.




nyannyan
OH MY TIAN IT'S A POPTART CAT


/swooon
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan !!!!

I CANNOT UNHEAR

OMGOMGG (panda)
MY PANDA BAG HAS ARRIVED
NEW PANDA BAG
(jk, that's a pic of my old one)

MY SOUL IS RESTORED
MY GIRLY PARTS ARE TINGLING
I AM A HAPPY (゚∇゚*)

Omg it's so cute it reminds me of 3 years ago when I first got it~
And it's one of the few things I've stayed loyal to~

Online shopping is fun!

Now for my ipod skin to arrive heh~ ♪

P.S. I'll try to do an update on my driving test! Soon~

Tuesday, April 12
Disappear, get outta their sight ~ a distant life~
 
Saturday - SOY'C. 
Ming kang as pedobear!!

Later, I got to carry a cat at Raffles JC. I was so damn happy.
the cat looks like it absolutely adores me
Now I'm back to feeling empty~
But it's okay.

I feel insecure, but I won't complain right now.

PUSHEEN!!!!
http://pusheen.tumblr.com

I hate bad writers
I may be guilty of hypocrisy, but allow me to make snarky comments regarding this article on REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. I found it in the 'Guide to degree/scholarship' magazine given by my school. I can't believe they let them publish this rubbish.

HOW TO LIE USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
Reverse psychology is defined as telling a person something that is the opposite of what you want them to do or actually believe. The idea was enforced by two German psychologists - Adorno and Horkheimer.

The duo's theory that people respond in an opposite or reverse direction of what they are told has been tested and proven since the ideas debut in the late 1970s. Want to test the theory out? Here are some tips on how to use reverse psychology.

REVERSE PSYCH IN DATING
Understand that reverse psychology in dating can work to a big advantage. If he is playing hard to get and just wants to be friends, girl you can say that you agree and just want to be friends as well. Say that you think this is actually better and what you want as well. Guys, does she say that she is not ready to spend the night with you? Comeback with reverse psychology and tell her that you agree and think waiting is best. These are just a few ways using reverse psychology can keep your partner guessing and help in a dating relationship.

WAIT WHAT?!! Stop right there. Just stop.
1. Why should a boy play hard to get if he just wants to be friends?


2. How will agreeing with this boy make him like you?


3. LYING TO A GIRL SO YOU CAN GET LAID IS NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. Did you just teach us how to score a quick fuck .... in a scholarship mag?! And did you think that...

gf: Sorry I don't want to do it right now..
you: it's alright, i'm willing to wait :)...
gf: ....FUCK ME NOW!!!!!


...that this would happen?

NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, VIRGIN.
Solution? Rape or drug her. Higher success rates.


4. Keep your partner guessing. 
...
In other words, do your best to establish distrust in the relationship and lie as much as possible. This is the essence of a healthy relationship!



PARENTS USE IT TOO!
Keep in mind that parents are probably some of the biggest fans of reverse psychology. Many incorporate techniques into their parenting style and don't even realize it. Reverse psychology works well with children because many just want to do the opposite of what mom or dad is telling them. A great way to incorporate reverse psych as a parent is at the dinner table. If your child doesn't want to finish their dinner saying something such as "Bet you can't eat the rest of your veggies" has been known to work time and time again.

So it makes it perfectly OK to lie, since parents lie too~ :)


Situation 1:
Mom: Bet you can't eat the rest of your veggies!!
Little johnny: *eats all veggies*
Situation 2:
Mom: Bet you can't eat the rest of your veggies!!
Little johnny: That's right, I can't.


Tell me, which will probably happen?


Sigh. Let's move on.

Use reverse psychology on your parents.
Teens often use it to manipulate parents into weekend parties, shopping trips and extra allowance money. Oftentimes refusing or saying that the party at Anne's this weekend doesn't sound too much fun will often work on a parent.

You (walks up to mom): Hey mom, there's a party at Anne's this Friday. It doesn't sound too fun, so I don't feel like going.
Mom: I DEMAND THAT YOU GO FOR THE BORING PARTY. I WANT YOU TO HAVE AS LITTLE FUN AS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE BANNED FROM YOUR ROOM.


Yeap, definitely works. 


You: I don't want to do drugs, mom. Drugs are bad..
Mom: SMOKE THIS WEED, NOW.


Try it out kids! Manipulate your parents!

Be sure to practice and make it believable.
Having a reputation as a manipulator is not good (so you fucking admit it) but using these techniques to help further relationships for better. Practice your lying reverse psychology in the mirror to make them sound convincing to the person you're lying to.

*facepalm* I don't even know where to start.



WHO THE HECK WROTE THIS?!?!??!11 RAWR!!!!
I think there is only one way for this article to actually make sense.
It is using reverse psychology to make you think that reverse psychology is bad.
Bazinga! It makes sense now!


Wanus
So chunmei was telling us about the wanus, something she heard about on radio.
Apparently,
wanus = pinky finger

So let's imagine if everyone started saying wanus instead of pinky.

Edward: I'll never leave you, Bella.
Bella: Really?
Edward: Yeah. Never.
Bella: Okay, WANUS PROMISE ME.
Edward: ?!! Uh... repeat that please, sweetheart.
Bella: Wanus promise that you'll never leave me.
Edward: Uh... are we supposed to sodomize each other or..?
Bella: No, dummy. Wanus is your pinky finger!
Edward: Uh, right. Promise.

Two of them lock wanuses and kiss each other on the glossopharyngeal cavity.

Two months later...
Edward: Bella, I don't love you anymore. I'm leaving you.. for Jacob.
Bella: BUT YOU WANUS PROMISED ME! YOU WANUS PROMISED ME THAT YOU'LL BE WITH ME FOREVER!!1
Edward: Stop repeating that word for christ's sake!!
Bella: (sobs) Wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus!!!
Edward:  SHUT UP! I anus promised Jacob-
Bella: .....YOU WHAT?!!!!
Edward: Perhaps I shouldn't have revealed that.
Bella: I H8 U!!!!!!

Hmmm. Not cool...
Okay, no more useless facts for me.

Btw, twilightsnarker has updated :) he is amazing~


Panic!
Panic! At the Disco's new album - Vices and Virtues.
Amazingggg.
Go get it.

Friday, April 1
the only thing he ever studied was you / he knows your body better than you do~
new ipod
////EMO RANT////
I bought a new iPod and earphones. I feel so guilty. Theoretically, one has to work 180 hours at starbucks for what I just lost.
I hate whoever stole it. I've stopped listening to music since and I can't seem to love it as much as I did last time. It's made me miserable, very miserable.
My important notes are gone. Itunes refuses to restore them.
////END EMO RANT/////

But I'm glad I made full use of my iPod's functions. I fully appreciated my music, took photos that looked wonderful (to me, i mean), browsed nice art, played lots of cool games and surfed the internet non stop with safari.

Moving on, now!

funny conversations.
pedobear
Me: My girlfriend is like Windows. She's 7.
Yyj: How about, my girlfriend used to be 98.

omg??? cool beans!!!




what's up dawg
shungit: ..and I like updog.
mingkang: hey, I like updog too.
me: ? What's updog? (what's up dawg)
me: Hey, what's updog?? :(
...
me: What's updog..? :( :(

:'( douchebags refused to tell me until I realized they were making me say what's up dawg.


how do you..!!
So one of my friends whom I shall not name is in NS. Let's call him X.
Something I find very funny happened.
I think the convo was something like this.

X: I can draw anything
His platoon mate: Wow like, really anything?
X: Yeah. Anything
HPM: Oh... even a penis?
X: Sure.
HPM: Draw it.

X draws a penis.

HPM: ..........
HOLY SHIT HOW COME YOU CAN DRAW A PENIS SO WELL!?!??!?!!!1111

(Might I add that I am proud of my friend, X. 
You have made Art Club very proud my friend)

They see a sleeping dude.
They put the picture in front of his face
And they wake him up.

YOU LOST THE GAME.
Jubbie: so, it's all the same...
Me: ....(whispers) I lost The Game.
Teacher: Yes, Miss Chng, mind telling the class what you said?
Me: Um.
...
Me: I lost The Game.

Teacher: (booms to the whole class) HUH. YOU LOST THE GAME.
Teacher: WHAT GAME IS IT?
Me: Um... Um. I can't say it!!!!! :(
Teacher: You can't say it. Okay, tell me what I said just now?
Me: Um. Kay.. I don't know T_T

I could've died on the spot. (T_T ")
I'm getting more distracted.
I won't do well.

interview
lu: so let's come up with snarky answers for interviews.

Interviewer: What's your greatest strength?
you: MY BICEPS.
Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?
you: I'M TOO PERFECT.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
you: IN THE MIRROR.


CAT
Lu: ..Oh, I'm going to get a cat
Elizabeth: That's nice!
Me: WHAT?? OMG?? Why didn't you tell me!
Lu: I'm telling you now...
Me: It should be *phonecall* ONG I'M GOING TO GET A CAT *EXCITED* not *browsing books in bookstore* "oh, i'm going to get a cat."
Lu: Okay.. I'M SO EXCITED OMG!!!
Me: Omg!!!
Elizabeth: Okay...
Lu: Yeah so my mom was like "YOU CANT LET THE CAT OUT OF YOUR ROOM" but obviously i'm going to let it out!!

Lu: Should I get a girl cat or a boy cat
Me: Girl cat!
Lu: Why?
Me: Actually gender doesn't matter, all cats are cute!
Lu: I think I want a boy cat.
Me: Boy cat??
Lu: Why? The penis is cute.

...

Me: D:
Elizabeth: D:

random
one
Hahahah I love ^those two girls^ much much ♥♥♥!
Watching HOP tomorrow with them! Then it's a class senior junior dinner hmm. :'/

two
I need to chop 5 inches off my hair NAO.
After A's, if I don't like my dye job I'll cut a bob. Mm.
Blonde highlights or chestnut brown hair or orangey brown hair?
Idek!!!

three
I finally got my newspaper boy cap! It's in hwachong colour blarghjsgadjsds... but I like the look of it! I hope there be an art club outing where all the NS guys come in hats and I can be one of them and blend in :D

four
I did so many drawings & comics in class!! I WANT TO SCAN IN NOW.
WHERE IS TIME??! WAIT, WHERE IS SCANNER?!
I finished the lineart for my sticker sheet too..

Oh well, here's a recent design for my CCA.


computing
Few days ago, I was walking innocently as usual.

Ms Goh looked at me like
and grabbed my hand and said 'YOU DID VERY WELL FOR YOUR TEST PAPER!!'

I just went like,

She continued to hold my hand and said 'VAAAAAAAAAAST IMPROVEMENT!'

I just went like,

Then she went like,

Then I said ou .... ^_^ That's great to hear.
(I hope that means I'm not last in class anymore?)

I got an A in the end.
In fact, the whole class probably got A anyway.
Wow wtf, they must have had a very bad impression of me to react to my A like that.
All I did was start to do assignments.. -_-
 
That's all I'm going to say, I didn't do well in my other papers so I'm ashamed to say anymore. Meh.

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