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Tuesday, December 2
Hollywood hills and suburban thrills
How much longer can people tolerate my rantings about being a girl? XD
I'm here to rant about periods.
My period came FIFTEEN DAYS early.
My second last period came TEN DAYS early.
My third last period came ONE WEEK early.

Well, what's worse than having blood seeping out of your privates, you ask?????
It's having blood seeping out of your privates and PMS and hormones that induce breakouts :@

And even worse:
Boys claim that they make up for periods by having NS! (compulsory training camp for males upon their reaching 18 years of age)
SOME BOYS CLAIM THAT NS IS WORSE THAN HAVING PERIODS!!!!
Which would you choose: a) Suffer at stuffy, creepy camp for 2 years or b) Bleed for one quarter of 38 years of your life?

NS is nothing compared to this horrible fate women are doomed to live with!!
And I have 36 years to go! I ♥ life :)

Periods (38 years):
1. ALWAYS come when you're walking along a crowded street, ALWAYS come when you're wearing white
2. Free chilli sauce blot design on behind of skirt to flaunt to public
3. Rich people rejoice! More things to spend your money on: Pad for light flow, Pad for heavy flow, Slim pad, Pad with wings (*fly*), Pad without wings (*falls to the ground*)!!
4. Wake up with deep cutting pain @ uterus! You have acquired 1 menstrual cramp!
5. Once a month chance to enjoy icky sensation in your pants for 3-7 days straight!
6. Lucky people may receive early bird discounts of icky sensation (see above)!! Get up to 15 days of early bird discounts!! X)

NS (2 years):
1. Only given 3 mins to bathe (?) (citation needed)
2. Can only bathe once a week (?) (citation needed)
3. Strenuous exercise that will help develop muscles (?) (citation needed)
4. 0.001% chance of dying (?) (citation needed)

:( Reckon I could write adverts now?

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