Monday, December 15
I bought a moisturizer. It was greasy, oily, failed to do its job - a waste of $11. My face is a mess now. It's a sign I'm going to be single forever.
I bought a tablet! (WACOM bamboo) Very small. Smaller than my hand which is very small already!! Haven't tried. Hope it's good.
I have lots of holiday homework to do. Holidays are so short lived.
Rant
Miu Miu Coffer Bag
This ugly sack made of a material that resembles tar sells for
$2000.
WAHTTA!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! HOW THE HELL!??!??!? WHY PEOPLE BUY????
Imagine how many starving kids or stray cats you could save by donating $2000.
I doubt making that bag costs even $10!!!!
Unless it's leather from a crocodile that's so endangered, there's only 5 left in the world. But why do people even wear animal skin? Anyway, seems impossible to me. No way that black mucky sack could be made of crocodile leather.
So let's look at the bag handle. Looks like a plait!! Maybe that plait is made from Angelina Jolie's hair. Maybe!! If not, Britney Spears' hair died black. She shaved her head recently.
Damier Koala Wallet (Azur)
This wallet costs
$1000.
Yes. I know the design is very original. A replica of a chess board.
Chess fans from all over the world will be dying to buy this wallet.
NO.
THIS DOESN'T MAKE NO SENSE NO MORE.
Do women actually buy this? DO WOMEN WHO LEECH $$$$ OFF THEIR HUSBANDS BUY THIS?? No wonder divorce rates have been rapidly skyrocketing. No wonder men don't understand women.
louis vuitton cabas damier large tote $1300
Another bag designed for die hard fans of chess/checkers!
coach gold tote $500
Probably designed for fans of the letter 'C'.
This one the price not so bad. Wow, can't believe I'm saying this. Musho and friend walks into shop. Musho spots bag priced at $500 and muses ,"Price not so bad". Yikes @_@
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! T_T
This is freaking me out.
What's worse than a bag that costs a bomb?
A bag that costs TWO bombs!!!
Maybe these bags have some hidden powers a scrawny 16-year-old like me wouldn't uncover till years later. I hope so. The world isn't going to end.
/dies.
EDIT: If kids as small as seven can spend $110 on an ugly muddy crumpler bag, this is reality. Crumpler bags possess no special powers the last time I checked.
EDIT 2: When I grow up I'm designing bags for fans of chess/letter'c's and giving my company a fancy name like 'Fecino' or 'Citrus Couture'.
Labels: bags, gucci, miumiu
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