Tuesday, May 26
WTF SADISTIC SCHOOL
Let me ask you a question.
Whenever you write an essay, do you do
all of the following?
1) Type out your draft
2) Print it and ask your buddy to edit it
3) Edit as your buddy says and submit
4) After getting back essay, rewrite the essay as corrections
5) Write a reflection on it
Or do you do it like a
normal, average person like me:
1) Write it out as fast as possible and submit.
2) After getting back essay, look at marks and toss aside.
BECAUSE, MY SCHOOL IS TELLING ME TO DO THIS ALIEN GODDAMN THING FOR
FIVE ESSAYS.
FIVEEEE!!!!! 5!!! (3 for reflections)
If I don't do it, I lose "progress" marks.
The problem is this.
I
never did this timewasting shit.
So this is what I have to do (or have done) - do it backwards.
1) Retype essay on the computer
2) Purposely change some sentences to make it sound wrong - "degrade" the essay.
3) Print it out, self edit the sentences I changed and make it seem that my friend edited it.
4) Then do my corrections
5) Then write a one page reflection about it

Oh, not that hard is it?
TRY DOING THIS TO 5 ESSAYS.
Don't frown at me. I know two other people who are doing this too.
School makes us lie. What can we do? We need the marks.
I don't get it, why must the essay go through so many hands!!?? Why write a bloody reflection on it after redoing it 3 times?!!
THIS IS ILLOGICAL!!!!
And the poor, poor trees!!!!
Irony alert: One of our discussion topics is on the ENVIRONMENT.
Peh!
I'm so sorry, tree...
However, I am very proud of this. Today, I finished the following.
- retyped 5 essays (700-1576 words ea)
- degraded 4 essays
- wrote 3 one page reflections
- "peer" edited 4 essays
- did corrections for 2 essays
How I managed to do 18 things at one sitting, I don't know. But I'm just proud of myself.
On top of that, I read one whole volume of manga. (otomen)
*grins*
In 3 hours!!!!!!
It tells me I can do something really fast if I'm resolved to do it ^^
However, I left one of my essays in comp lab.....
CUTTING QUEUE
Today I was queueing for my food and there was a gaggle of girls in front of me. Suddenly, a friend of theirs walked towards them, chatted with them abit. Then she said loudly to her friends"Can I cut queue or not?"
I was facing the other direction at that time. When I heard that I immediately spun round, shocked/angry.
However, my shocked/angry face turned out to look like this: (let me draw it)

For some reason it was quite scary.
It caused that girl to jump in terror, apologize profusely and run away as fast as she could.
Am I that scary? :'(
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