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Sunday, June 21
ARGH!!!
OMG!! WTF!!! Out of my 11 homeworks, I only did 4!!!
I also bought 15 more copics, watched 18 episodes of 命中注定我爱你, watched more House, and watched 832472937492 movies.

DIE!!! DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
I'm going to fail!!

OK anyway, yesterday there was this shit stuck in the toilet bowl.

I flushed the toiletbowl 3 times, and the piece of shit still clung onto it like superglue. I took the shower head and sprayed, the piece of shit stayed.

So I had no choice but to take the toilet scrub and I scrubbed it.
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NOTHING came off!!!!1

OK...
I wrapped my hand in 98201938201 layers of tissue and reached into the toilet bowl to, you know, rub it off. I closed my eyes and rubbed.

Then I threw the tissue in the toilet bowl and flushed, expecting the piece of shit to be gone.

IT WAS STILL THERE.
WTF, 我吃错了什么东西!?

Second try.
I wrapped my hand in 99999999999999999999 layers of tissue and rubbed the toilet bowl really hard. I didn't close my eyes.
100 calories gone... 200 calories gone....
And I flushed.

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...

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The shit went away!!!

Have you ever met a shit so stubborn, sticking to the toilet like a leech?
Geez!!

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