Thursday, July 23
boring face stuffMy new Chagrin Valley soaps arrived! This time I ordered Mocha Lip Balm/Primrose Complexion (for face)/Chocolate Almond (body)/Rhassoul Clay Complexion (quickie facial mask). I don't know why but I don't seem very excited about it... maybe because they used real coffee and real chocolate. And real coffee and real chocolate are, in truth, bitter and totally unsugary. So it wasn't the scent I expected. Nevertheless, they are really good for gentle cleansing & moisturizing. Can't wait to use them!!!! Still got to use up my Rose/Honey Butter ones though :X
Anyway, my pimple meds ran out and I cancelled my appointment with the skin centre cos my face was clearing up. I don't know if its the meds or the soap. I hope I don't get a pimple spam. Some people asked me how I became unpimply. This is what I do anyway, it is very effective.
1) Wash face 2 times a day. Max 3. After waking up and when bathing. Cleanser MUST be gentle. So that your face won't oil up as fast & cause pimples.
I use Chagrin Valley Soaps but TheFaceShop's lavender foam is cheap & smells good too.
2) I scrub everyday with St Ives Apricot Scrub w/salicylic acid 2%. Technically you should not scrub everyday. I will receive the detriments of this practice sooner or later in my life but for now its working wonders.
3) I don't have anymore time for Aspirin/Lemon masks :( But they are good!
boring hair stuffAs for hair, buy Braggs Apple Cider Vinegar and rinse your hair with it! Its acidity makes your hair BLOODY SMOOTH! On the flipside it smells like puke. But it works! :D I do it once a week.
Shampoo-wise I really like Shiseido Tsubaki but many say it makes their hair flat.
I really want to cut some bangs now. But really no time. Fuck this.
I don't know why some teachers so angrily tell me to tie up my hair. Like I'm harming anyone like that.
I don't like tying it up cos once I let it down again my hair will be shaped like a vase. It's very shapable!! Plus, my face is so goddamn small. I look like a librarian.
animal rights, anyoneToday I was sitting in bed and feeling very sad because I havent carried a cat for 7 months!! :'(
Then for some reason me and my roomate started talking about people torturing cats. I remember some time ago I came across this series of photos.
There was this pretty woman in branded clothes. Gucci bag and shit like that.
She saw a kitten on the street and was petting & stroking it.
Then she put it on the floor.
She lifted her high heels and stepped on its face. Kitten's eyeball came out, I think.
Then she kept stomping on the kitten with her heels and I saw all of its organs, intestines and all, spilling out of it.
I don't recommend you go search it up, it is terribly cruel and gory.
Couldn't really get it out of my mind. Anyway I don't get why she did this. Fuck her very much.
OK then my room mate started telling me about this japanese man selling kittens in a jar. "Bonsai Kittens".
Apparently, once a kitten is born it is stuffed into a jar. It will then breathe through holes and waste is cleared through a tube. The jar is put in a house for ornamental purposes. The kitten stays in the jar until its death.
Go google "kitten in a jar".
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It was a
hoax. (the bonsai kitten, not the high heels)
PHEW!!!!!!!
For awhile I was damn upset man!!!!!!!!
I was srsly wondering why people even buy that kind of stuff!!!!
it's a hoax it's a hoax it's a hoax it's a hoax.
WHEW!!!!!!
hahahahaWhy do I find this super funny!!
The world's tallest man, Bao Xishun today shook hands with He Pingping who claims to be Earth's shortest.HAHHAHAHAH!!!
The guinness worlds record for the most amount of cockroaches eaten in a minute was 40. They even showed the man with cockroaches all over his face. He says they taste like antiseptic because of the substance they secrete to protect themselves (?). Again, I don't suggest you look it up.
Most paid job in Singapore is the surgeon.
HeenyY'know in airports? Because of H1N1, air stewardesses have to brief the passengers on the H1N1 measures and temperature taking and shit.
So anyway, this really retarded S'porean (?) air stewardess was like..
"Due to Heeny, passengers have to.... blablablabla.. symptoms of Heeny are..."
HEENY. From h1n1 to HEENY.
WALAU!!!!!!
DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT H1N1 IS!!! HINI MY ASS!
I shall call h1n1 "HEENY" from now on!!
Hey, I think I have Heeny!
Coughing is a symptom of Heeny!
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