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Wednesday, September 16
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Thieves
From FML:
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

And then I read the comments.
Apparently, guys put their semen in sandwiches for thieves to enjoy.
"Unborn children and dog food.. mmm"
One of the times I wish I were a guy.

So since this year I'm going to leave this boarding school, I've decided. I am going to do something to the people who steal food from the fridge.

Cat food?
Dog Shit?
Laxatives?

My poisonous pimple gel is too expensive to put into food.
Omg I really hope it works.
It's called 'differin', you can go check it out :D

I don't deserve this




I think I was so touched I cried a little.

I mean, the card I drew her for teachers day was not the nicest (I think it was one of the ugliest) but she bothered to write me this. I think I'll redraw a prettier card for her when I graduate.

Some of the nicest cards I drew for some teachers... some of these teachers didn't bother to actually talk to me. Of course I don't expect them too, but this makes me feel guilty for not drawing my chinese teacher a better card.

Also, I feel guilty for scoring 19/40 for my chinese culture test. I didn't study a shit, cos it wasn't graded. ~_~ And she painstakingly taught us what to study. I can't really help being like that...

Seventeen
I've been buying teenage magazines off the shelves!
They require absolutely no brain power to read, some sections are so fake it's hilarious, they use too many exclamation marks, they do have nice clothes I can gather inspiration from when drawing, and shop recommendations and stuff.
I think it's worth it!
I only buy 'seventeen'.

(Because 'teens' and 'teenage' have asian pop idols on their covers.)

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