Tuesday, November 3
I've done a lot of things the past 2 weeks.
flea!!!
A few days after my exams, my room mates and I went to a flea market! Before that we decided to stop at plaza singapura for lunch.
Most unfortunately, on that day, this creeper Lee Minho was going to make his appearance at the korean make up shop, etude.
Why is he a creeper?
1)
He is the ambassador of a brand of makeup!!
2) It means he uses makeup!!
3) I saw posters of him carrying giant teddy bears!!1
So I expected no one to turn up at the shop.
..
.....
To my dismay, there was a swarm of teenage girls and old ladies screaming and whooping at the shop. They even stopped the escalator!!! Some girls even brought their boyfriends along.
WTF?!!!
Anyhow, we went into MOS burger to have lunch.
As I was queuing, the crowds of girls were still outside chattering madly and excitedly, even though Lee Minho was scheduled to come 3 hours later. (dont ask me why i knew this)
The guy behind me in the queue (for food) asked me "Sorry, but may I know what's going on outside?"
Before I could stop myself, I replied "This ugly guy is coming to visit and the desperadoes are coming here to see him. Korean guy."
I know, I should have been more specific.
Anyway...
I bought: A Cotton on blouse $20 + White skirt $8 + Pretty rainbow dress $19.60 at the flea market.
Flea markets are AWESOME!
So is shopping with my roommate, Kintan.
When I'm too cowardly to bargain, she'll go to the shopkeeper and say "CAN WE HAVE THIS FOR $20?? PLS PLS PLS PLSPLS PLS PLS PLSPLS PLS PLS PLSPLS PLS PLS PLSPLS PLS PLS PLSPLS PLS PLS PLS, it's her BIRTHDAY soon PLSPSLPSLSPLSPLSSSSSSSSSSS"
until the shopkeeper rolls her eyes and gives in. HAHHA! Amazing I tell you.
Contacts
I got contact lenses! .
Fuck, and I just realised my left eye (800 degrees) is about 300 degrees more than my right eye (500 degrees).
Plus, my right eye has 200 degress of ASTIGMA but my left eye does not.
How did this happen?!
They are so uncomfortable! And they make me dizzy. Maybe they aren't the right ones for me..?
I have ugly, upward slanting eyes so I don't look any much different with/without contact lenses.
I'm sticking to glasses.
I can ride my bike with handlebars
Abigail and I went to East Coast park to roller blade, unfortunately blade-rental shop was closed to we loaned bikes.
I told her I didn't know how to cycle, but she kindly taught me.
About 1.5 hours later, thanks to her encouragement and teachings, I could cycle!!!! Thanks sweetie I appreciate it very much even if I don't show it.
Ugh, anyway, before our trip, this happened.
Abigail was waiting for me outside the boarding school, when she met Mr Chia.
He asked her what she was doing there.
Abigail: XINNI AND I ARE GOING TO ROLLER BLADE TOGETHER!!!
Mr chia: Wow! I always knew that Xinni had a passion for sports, deep inside her!
WTFFF!!*!&@*(!&@(!&@(
I said Oh my god let's leave now before he sees me.
Anyway, we started to walk to the bus stop.
Suddenly, we heard Mr Chia from 100 metres away bellowing "
XINNI!!! I SEE YOU!!"
I jumped 21837918743921 metres and covered my face. yafrgggadgfahdsadsad how was i ever convinced to roller blade?!?
OK, a few days later, Abigail runs up to me in the canteen and says "
Mr Chia is coming now to congratulate you on learning how to ride a bike!"
Me: WHAT?!! Omg no. plzplspslplss no.
Mr Chia walks over to my table.
"Congratulations, I heard that you know how to ride a bike now!!!! Keep it up!!!"
I stood there with a stoned expression.
Walau, every time he sees me, he'll go "Hi! Cycler!"
(wtf should be cyclist right)
WHAT!!! JUST BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO CYCLE?!!!
Anyway...
I need to learn:
Skateboarding
Guitar
Roller blading
How to swim
To use makeup and make myself look pretty BUT natural until nobody can tell there's makeup on
I need to buy:
A bike
A skateboard
A pair of roller blades
A guitar
Trick.. or treat
Went to woodlands to trick or treat with lulu and abigail!
There was this crazy family who gave out a whole box of pizza to anyone who danced MJ's 'thriller'. Fuck, I don't even know what it sounds like. This indian kid danced and got the whole box of pizza, after which he shouted "WHO WANTS MY NUMBER!?"
....
Came back with lots of candy (some you can't get in singapore). Yippeeeeeeeeeeee!
On the downside, it was raining and there was lightning that was very near ground.
La, la, la
I'M SO ANGRYU!!!1
My papa paid $4100 for my school trip to silicon valley (USA). I was very excited about it because..
1) I've never gone overseas since 11 years ago
2) The only country I've ever gone to was CHINA, and that's because my papa needed to do business there
3) Of course, I did not get to do any shopping or sightseeing since I was only 4 or 6.
4) I have never been to disneyland or any theme park. I never rode any roller coasters or rides
5) I was to visit Google, UCLA, Stanford uni
6) SHOPPING. CHEAP MAC EYELINER. BENEFIT. FOREVER21. GAP.
Enough of this.
A few days ago, my dad called me.
He said he had to tell my mother about my trip to the US.
I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOooooo" at first, but I gave in to him.
OK. A few hours pass.
I receive a call from my dad.
...
...
My mother was going to cancel my trip.
Do let me curse for awhile.
Fuck fuck fuck shit what the fuck motherfucker fuck cb knn whatever did i do do deserve this mad crazy fuck why the shit extreme fuck!?!?!??! FUCK!?!?!?!!!!! RIDUCULOUS!! FUCK FUCKFUCKFU KFNJBHDJKA!!JBHCKAB JAGDHJIGEI BJHDGWUYBGTWUGDEWQJHGFHDJWVFJHWGU B DWGUYWGDJWGDHJWGHJW. WHAT THE HELL?!??!?! SHIT ASS FUCK!!!!!! XA&&&!!! CBCBCBBCBCBCBCBBBBbbbbbbb ARGHHHH
Sorry. Let me continue!
I was very very very very very very very very very very very upset. I scolded my father. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER ONLY AFTER I FLY OFF TO AMERICA WHAT. YOU SEE LAH?!??! HOW NOW?!?!?!?
A few hours pass...
I receive a call from my mother.
(Before you continue I'd like to say that my family & my parent(s) are not like yours. They are not normal. )
Basically, she says that
- I will get raped,
- I will take drugs,
- I will become a sex slave in the US.
- Oh, I will also contract H1N1.
Coming from someone who doesn't get out of the house and spends her life reading newspapers from years ago.
Her examples: Five guys convinced two girls to keep them company after they promised the girls one diamond each. Apparently they got raped and killed and thrown in the river and one arm was found floating and shit.
Firstly, how will i ever find five guys who will choose a SINGAPOREAN to target?!! Is the school taking me to clubs or something?!?!?!?!?! And there will be teachers watching over me la!!!
OK, I understand I am a girl after all and I have a hole. Even so, does she think I'll follow guys when they promise to give me something? And seriously, a diamond? No shit! I would really love to have a diamond. OK LOOK I AM NOT STUPID.
I assured her that I won't follow anyone, I will go in a group. For extra assurance I said I will not stand near anyone near rivers incase they push me down.
OK, I can continue but it was a 40min conversation and she continued being fucking unreasonable.
SHE WAS GOING TO SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY TO TALK TO MY PRINCIPAL TO CANCEL MY TRIP!!!!!!!
SOMEONE TELL ME IF IT'S REALLY THAT DANGEROUS IN AMERICA. IF IT IS, WHY ARE THE REST OF MY FRIENDS CHOOSING TO GO THERE?
I AM 17 and I HAVENT BEEN OVERSEAS FOR TRIPS. WHY CAN'T I GO JUST ONCE??!?!
I have already been deprived of so many things in the past years of my miserable life. OK, I wish I could find a journalist right now and spill it all. Tell him what she has done to me. She'd be famous. Abuse, trips to police stations, I bore it all. I had to hide so many things to be a normal person. Could not bathe, could not buy underwear, could not wash clothes, no bed, no table, nothing! I am so so so ANGRY.
Anyway, the next day, she went to my school to cancel my trip.
$2000+ in cancellation fees. FOR NOTHING. If i had known, I would have donated it to the SPCA.
MY DAD PAID FOR IT, WHAT RIGHT DOES SHE HAVE.
HELLO, GET A LIFE!
ARGH.
AND SHE JUST SENT A CANCELLATION LETTER.
OH MY GOD I'M IN HYSTERICS. What can I do?
I'll get my dad to write the cancellation letter of the cancellation letter. STAT.
I texted Mr Sit about my predicament. His reply?
"Hehe.. relax"
WTF HOW TO RELAX LAH!
PLEASE Don'T CANCEL mY TRIPPPPPPPPPPppp!!!
Unfairness
Anyway, another thing that made me angry is this.
Would you seriously start a petition to fire your teacher who has a terminal illness, has children and wife to support, really tries, and means no harm? What did he to do you, guys? Do you even listen to what he has to say when he teaches? Do you have to be so cruel.
Now he doesn't know who to trust anymore. Are you happy? Now that you've ruined his life. I don't think his life can get any worse.
I know this is rather idealistic but before trying to ruin someone's job (especially in this economic downturn) why don't you tell him what you WANT first, tell him how to improve?
To those asses who made and signed the petition, i hope that you're happy.
Labels: contact lenses, cycle, flea market, lee minho
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