Friday, February 12
DAMN IT!!
OI Stop posting class photos on facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I look depressingly ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASDASFDASD! HGAHJSGHAS!!!! noooooooo y am i so shit ugly ahjsgdjhsadfge
cos you cut your own hair you idiot ajgsdjasdguywv
do people really practice their smile in the mirror???????
Shitty days
I don't know why but my life keeps getting shittier and shittier.
The day before yesterday I prepared my PE tshirt and got a temp partner just to practice the dance till 6pm the next day.
4 hours sleep (as usual) - my mum shouted and hit me and smashed my fingers for about 1.5 hours when i wanted to sleep. she demanded to know why i 'lied' about janice moving house (?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!! she
did move house) and when she moved and etc. I was clueless about her accusation and badly wanted to sleep. I don't know why this is happening to me. She always finds ways to accuse me of lying.
Anyway the next day, I tripped on a fucking step and
twisted my ankle.
What the
fuck. It made a terrible crack sound.
I sat on the grass for a minute hugging my ankle and trying not to cry.
Then i stood up and limped off.
Went to the general office and got some ice and some bandages and a crutch. Thanks jubbie sorry for being such a clumsy loser.
I was damn upset.
Damn scared also because of the dance...couldn't dance anymore or practice anymore. fuck lah, just when i decide to put in effort to learn the dance, shit like this happens. Was also very afraid cause i know partner will be upset.... cos he learnt it and all but now he cant do the dance! i felt so damn bad at the moment. all because of me! didnt dare to face him e_e
Abigail: OMG! Xinni! What happened?
Me: I'm trying to be a bella swan poser and attract attention by limping with this crutch.
Abigail: HAH I knew it! Look so fake lor you. Don't even have bandage.
Me: ........... ok. i really did sprain my ankle and im a half cripple now
Let me list out my bodily injuries as of 10/2/10:
- Rashes all over body
- Pimples permanent resident on face
- Muscle ache on right thigh
- knee, elbow, butt pain due to staircase fall
- fingers smashed
- NOW, A left ANKLE SPRAIN.
- + stupid uterus that directed blood to my shorts again today that led me to wash my shorts in school AGAIN
DAMN ITTTTT DAMN ITTTT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
Living with a sprained ankle sucks. I can't walk down stairs and I have to limp to walk. My crutch doesn't do anything but add to the drama so i abandoned it.
On that very day, i tried to see the doctor and asked my dad to send me to the nearest family clinic. My mum wanted to save money so she asked my dad to go to a jurong polyclinic. but duh, polyclinics didnt open at 6pm so after driving around for 2 hours trying to find a cheap clinic, thanks to her we wasted half the night finding one. my dad even had to cancel a meeting and in the end, nothing was achieved. she banned me from going to school the next day and i was instructed to see a doctor today. thanks, mom.
then my parents left me and my bro in the car for 2 hours and went to gamble/read newspapers. did not give us dinner hahaha. great parents i have
Today I got an MC but I went to school. Ponned home, wtf.
School is my only escape.
This sounds fucking pathetic.
ELL
No ELL for me. Hi again again, chemistry.
My mortal replied!
Despite receiving my lame letter, he replied! I am so happy! I wrote a letter back to him straightaway. It's lame but at least got content okay.
more tumblr rape
die justin beaver!! dieeeasdasdasd!!
26 ways to impress a girl
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is say you say “you better be”. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things … they usually mean the most. Then, when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words @#%$ you, and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then, take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then, drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because i can.”
9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she’s cold…and not by giving her your jacket… then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “if you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye”. The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball or waterpolo.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say “no she’s not hungry”. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one to the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what i’m talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say no it’s just the rain. Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i’ve already stated.
22. Titty twisters, and plenty of them.
23. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she’ll think you’re mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday but don’t get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much, but I think it’s funny.
26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Don’t call.
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