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Monday, May 24
Embers, we're burning bridges down / Envelopes stuffed with feelings found
PE
Well, I am actually doing some PE.
Tennis is okay, when I'm bored I pretend the racket is a guitar and sing fireflies/i'm yours

But I scoot off to the benches after awhile to rest.

Then I was doing my career guidance homework and the teacher caught me :( She humiliated me in front of everyone.

Teacher: You no time to do homework, must do homework during PE?
Me: ... o_o
Teacher: Play too much guitar, is it?
Me: ?? I don't play guitar!
Teacher: Then why you always play guitar during PE lesson? *Takes tennis racket and imitates my strumming of tennis racket*
Me: ...oshit.


hehe ^-^
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
I saw people viewing my artwork (at the exhibition thingy) and pointing and smiling at times (I assume it's because of my lame captions not because something is drawn out of proportion that it becomes funny) but wahhhhhhh!!! I feel proud!!!!!!! ^-^ Like, hey! I drew that!

Sadly my lineart pen's frayed and it's making my new lineart super thick and ugly. CrappppPppPp!!

GP
Hi everyone, i respect this writer who happens to be my mama.
Look at the awesome introduction he wrote for his General Paper essay, even our GP teacher had to feature it on a worksheet for us to analyze!!!




OMFG EVERY CREATURE HAS A LIFE!!
OMG IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BEATEN UP WHILE PLACING AN ORDER AT A RESTAURANT

My first reaction: Wah this person is hilarious.
My second reaction: But he/she is supporting animals! I shouldn't be laughing at him!
Then jubbie said "Mama wrote this."

BAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

"It does not feel good, does it?"

"Feels bad? It certainly does."

"NO one, including US, the humans..."

You're never gonna live this down, mama.

SEX ED ROCKS
Hi everyone, since my form teacher has personally requested me to attend sex ed, I decided to be a model student today and I TOOK SEX ED NOTES!!!! This is because I feel that sex ed is an important subject. I mean I don't even take notes for chemistry/math/econs/computing.

I shall make these notes available under SCHOOLWORK at the left hand side of this blog, cause I know you guys were too lazy to take it down. Knowing my school, it may just spring a sex ed pop quiz on us, so I shall be generous and share them with you all.


P.S. "to join us" was not recommended by teacher

Anyway, jess decided to amalgamate sex ed with computing, so here is the main program flowchart and the subprocess flowchart for sex ed.





Flowchart (c) jessica yang

Hope that helps!

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