Monday, May 10
scented pen
I spent 15 minutes queuing up to buy a scented pen.
Fell in love at first smell. It smells like chocolate!!
Anyway it is very useful.
1. It will motivate me to write a shit load on my notes so that I can smell it afterwards and get drugged on my scented writing.
2. I also can draw cute girls then the girls will smell like chocolate. What more can you ask for?! Drawings that smell nice. Sadly the pen very lousy cannot really draw well with it.
Here are several comments regarding my scented pen, sadly, my friends are not as excited about it as I am.
Me: I am buying a scented pen now
Kintan: OMG OMG OMG OMG ...... -.- as if it will help in your studies
Me: Hey it's very useful, it will make me write alot. you'll see later!
Kintan: WOW! I NEVER REALIZED HOW USEFUL A SCENTED PEN IS!
Me: Zeke I bought a scented pen *draws huge mole on her lecture notes* Smell it!
Zeke: Uh... *smells* okay what is it?
Me: chocolate!
Zeke: Oh yeah smells like chocolate!
Me: Smell my scented pen!!! *draws heart on worksheet* Smell it!
Janice: It smells like eraser.
Me: NO IT DOES NOT. *smells her eraser* DOES NOT.
Janice: Of course, your pen smell so strong. It doesn't smell like chocolate lah.
Me: Your eraser does not smell like anything!
Me: *hands up GP test essay* Wait. JESS, SMELL MY ESSAY.
Jess: Umm.... actually, I could smell your essay during the test already. I was wondering where the smell came from.
Me: Smell my essay!
Zhenyang: ..what is this? @_@
I'm very heartbroken because no one appreciates my chocolate scented pen. Why? The smell gets me euphorgasmic!!! You can't possibly not like it. Ugh.
*smells notes*
alright stop showing off
OK i overheard this convo the dude's attitude got me pretty pissed. He was purposely speaking audibly.
Girl: Eh what was your PSLE score again?
Dude: 280.
Girl: What, seriously?
Dude:
Uh, you didn't
know..?
Girl: I didn't. Wow okay. W-ow.
Dude: Lawlz I dunno how I got it. I was mapling every single day, never study at all and I thought I will fail my PSLE. When I got my score I was like, what?
Girl: Haha, wow. How come you never go raffles then?
Dude: Dunno, at first i wanted to go to (neighbourhood school) leh.
Girl: haha, but now you're in hwachong.
Dude: Yah, haha.
I put on my headphones because I couldn't stand it anymore.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
I cannot stand people who say that they didn't study and still got a good mark!!!
I cannot stand people who whine about how difficult a test is and get an A in the end!!!
It's so show off.
(I love people who do the opposite - so cute bahahaha)
After I finish a test I refrain from commenting on it, unless someone asks me how it was.
Uh, but most of the time it's terribly difficult and I get a fail grade anyways.
I don't study enough, I get a shit grade. Nothing much to show off.
From now on, whenever someone asks me how a test was, i will say "
IT WAS VERY EASY!"
Audi takeover
OMG after chem lecture everyone left the auditorium except abby, zeke, honkie and me!
- Zeke went onto the stage and she started dancing some tribal dance
- Abby did some dance moves at the seats that practically exposed her navel
- I went to the mike and did my water droplet sounds thingy
- Zeke and honkie went to the piano to play emo music
-While emo music played I blew bubbles at the seats and it was like a drama because the bubbles were popping and dying, while emo music got more dramatic
It's so fun to have the audi to ourselves!
Sadly, we forgot that there was a camera watching us.
Zeke is so epic!!
Zeke: Hi, do you know your mortal?
Zeke's angel: Ya.
Zeke: By face?
Zeke's angel: ...Ya.
Zeke: Oh. Okay. Bye!!!!
PE
Holy shit I attended PE
We had tennis..
Took tennis rackets and strung them like a guitar, sang jason mraz and owl city
Me+jubbie: You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies...
Jess: Wth, that song cannot have guitar one.
Me+jubbie: ...Lit up the world as I fell asleep..
My aiming improved
I can now hit the ball
But the ball hit my teacher's shoulder and jubbie's head
*sigh*
*ball hits teacher*
*teacher jumps*
*musho crumples on floor*
Bubbles
OMG mama told me that if I put school handsoap in my bubble bottle, there will be more bubbles! So I did and and the bubbles came out crappier than ever!!!!!
STUPID MAMA!!!!!!
If you thought I learnt my lesson, Jess told me the bubbles were too diluted so I must go add more hand soap.
I stupidly did.
Guess what, no more bubbles!! I had to throw away my bottle.
This is tragic!!!!!
NVM!! Zeke will be sending me non-pop bubbles!!!!
OMG I CANT WAIT ^_^
Nooooo
Noooo
I want to stop this
It's tiring
Very tiring.
Stop.
It feels worse to write it down, it only confirms it.
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