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Monday, June 14
no i did not just see that
christ..
Man claims cow seduced him for sex

An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.


A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit allegedly wooing the farm animal on Sunday, the village chief on the resort island of Bali said, the Times newspaper in Johannesburg, South Africa reported Friday.


"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said in the newspaper.


Alit said he didn't see an animal, he saw a beautiful young woman.


"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," the man told the newspaper.

Alit underwent a cleansing ritual. The village chief gave the owner of the cow the equivalent of $562.


The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.


......
I was immensely amused at the beautiful young woman part, but..

What. The. Flying. Fuck. 
Raped and murdered by humans..
Shouldn't the COW be the one undergoing a cleansing ritual? Who fucked who?

This is just unfair...
I'm going to pray for the cow tonight.
Assholes.

...

Oh and you know what's even better?
I just watched a youtube video of a chimpanzee prying open a frog's mouth and fucking it.

That was terrible, and the humans were videoing it and laughing and saying "Oh, poor frog!"
Seriously, instead of saving the frog, you do that?

Fuck you man. I'm so pissed off.
What's wrong with the world.

I hope the frog's okay, but I think it probably drowned in the chimp's jizz because the chimp was at least 50 times bigger than the frog.

Praying for the frog tonight also.

^__^_^_^_^
OMEEEEEEE this person who I have been admiring on deviantart since years ago watched me back ^_^_^_^_^


Years ago meaning back when my art was gay like donkeyshit. See this and this.

She keeps changing accounts so I have like 12073218 of her accounts in my watchlist, and now's the first time I got watched back.



Click to go to her page~
/dies


I know there's no future with me continuing with my art though..
Unless I successfully launch my own line of merchandise ._.
Ahhhhhhhhh what to do @_@

bonk, yiff
I just found out what 'bonk' can mean. It means to have sex with.
This is very disturbing because jubbie and I used to bonk.
Bonk meaning banging (no pun intended) into each other in a playful fashion.
Imagine .. "Let's bonk!"
Damn.

And 'yiff' means sex in furry language.

OMG!!!1
Such innocent sounding words being corrupted like that.
I'm very saddened!!

OVEN
Yayyyyy I'm getting oven tomorrow!!
BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE

Hope I don't screw up and give up.

Need to learn.

how very interesting
Recent google searches to this blog:

1. forcing plants to rape themselves
2. "i miss having clear skin"
3. mushopea pimple cream

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!?!?!??!

AHHHHHHHH
I PROCRASTINATE

I MUST START ON WORK

NO, I WILL JUST SCREW THIS YEAR UP INSTEAD

NO, I MUST WORK

Kill me now.

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