Tuesday, April 12
Saturday - SOY'C.
Ming kang as pedobear!!
Later, I got to carry a cat at Raffles JC. I was so damn happy.
the cat looks like it absolutely adores me
Now I'm back to feeling empty~
But it's okay.
I feel insecure, but I won't complain right now.
PUSHEEN!!!!
http://pusheen.tumblr.com
I hate bad writers
I may be guilty of hypocrisy, but allow me to make snarky comments regarding this article on REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. I found it in the '
Guide to degree/scholarship' magazine given by my school. I can't believe they let them publish this rubbish.
HOW TO LIE USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY
Reverse psychology is defined as telling a person something that is the opposite of what you want them to do or actually believe. The idea was enforced by two German psychologists - Adorno and Horkheimer.
The duo's theory that people respond in an opposite or reverse direction of what they are told has been tested and proven since the ideas debut in the late 1970s. Want to test the theory out? Here are some tips on how to use reverse psychology.
REVERSE PSYCH IN DATING
Understand that reverse psychology in dating can work to a big advantage. If he is playing hard to get and just wants to be friends, girl you can say that you agree and just want to be friends as well. Say that you think this is actually better and what you want as well. Guys, does she say that she is not ready to spend the night with you? Comeback with reverse psychology and tell her that you agree and think waiting is best. These are just a few ways using reverse psychology can keep your partner guessing and help in a dating relationship.
WAIT WHAT?!! Stop right there. Just stop.
1. Why should a boy play hard to get if he just wants to be friends?
2. How will agreeing with this boy make him like you?
3. LYING TO A GIRL SO YOU CAN GET LAID IS NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. Did you just teach us how to score a quick fuck .... in a scholarship mag?! And did you think that...
gf: Sorry I don't want to do it right now..
you: it's alright, i'm willing to wait :)...
gf: ....FUCK ME NOW!!!!!
...that this would happen?
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS, VIRGIN.
Solution? Rape or drug her. Higher success rates.
4. Keep your partner guessing.
...
In other words, do your best to establish distrust in the relationship and lie as much as possible. This is the essence of a healthy relationship!
PARENTS USE IT TOO!
Keep in mind that parents are probably some of the biggest fans of reverse psychology. Many incorporate techniques into their parenting style and don't even realize it. Reverse psychology works well with children because many just want to do the opposite of what mom or dad is telling them. A great way to incorporate reverse psych as a parent is at the dinner table. If your child doesn't want to finish their dinner saying something such as "Bet you can't eat the rest of your veggies" has been known to work time and time again.
So it makes it perfectly OK to lie, since parents lie too~ :)
Situation 1:
Mom: Bet you can't eat the rest of your veggies!!
Little johnny: *eats all veggies*
Situation 2:
Mom: Bet you can't eat the rest of your veggies!!
Little johnny: That's right, I can't.
Tell me, which will probably happen?
Sigh. Let's move on.
Use reverse psychology on your parents.
Teens often use it to manipulate parents into weekend parties, shopping trips and extra allowance money. Oftentimes refusing or saying that the party at Anne's this weekend doesn't sound too much fun will often work on a parent.
You (walks up to mom): Hey mom, there's a party at Anne's this Friday. It doesn't sound too fun, so I don't feel like going.
Mom: I DEMAND THAT YOU GO FOR THE BORING PARTY. I WANT YOU TO HAVE AS LITTLE FUN AS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE BANNED FROM YOUR ROOM.
Yeap, definitely works.
You: I don't want to do drugs, mom. Drugs are bad..
Mom: SMOKE THIS WEED, NOW.
Try it out kids! Manipulate your parents!
Be sure to practice and make it believable.
Having a reputation as a manipulator is not good (so you fucking admit it) but using these techniques to help further relationships for better. Practice your lying reverse psychology in the mirror to make them sound convincing to the person you're lying to.
*facepalm* I don't even know where to start.
WHO THE HECK WROTE THIS?!?!??!11 RAWR!!!!
I think there is only one way for this article to actually make sense.
It is
using reverse psychology to make you think that
reverse psychology is bad.
Bazinga! It makes sense now!
Wanus
So chunmei was telling us about the
wanus, something she heard about on radio.
Apparently,
wanus = pinky finger
So let's imagine if everyone started saying wanus instead of pinky.
Edward: I'll never leave you, Bella.
Bella: Really?
Edward: Yeah. Never.
Bella: Okay, WANUS PROMISE ME.
Edward: ?!! Uh... repeat that please, sweetheart.
Bella: Wanus promise that you'll never leave me.
Edward: Uh... are we supposed to sodomize each other or..?
Bella: No, dummy. Wanus is your pinky finger!
Edward: Uh, right. Promise.
Two of them lock wanuses and kiss each other on the glossopharyngeal cavity.
Two months later...
Edward: Bella, I don't love you anymore. I'm leaving you.. for
Jacob.
Bella: BUT YOU WANUS PROMISED ME! YOU WANUS PROMISED ME THAT YOU'LL BE WITH ME FOREVER!!1
Edward: Stop repeating that word for christ's sake!!
Bella: (sobs) Wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus wanus!!!
Edward: SHUT UP! I anus promised Jacob-
Bella: .....YOU WHAT?!!!!
Edward: Perhaps I shouldn't have revealed that.
Bella: I H8 U!!!!!!
Hmmm. Not cool...
Okay, no more useless facts for me.
Btw, twilightsnarker has updated :) he is amazing~
Panic!
Panic! At the Disco's new album - Vices and Virtues.
Amazingggg.
Go get it.
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