Saturday, April 23
I'm a driver!
These were my four goals of the year:
1. Pass NAPFA
2. Comic Anthology Project
3. Meow! Service learning project
4. Driving license.
Well~
I got my license on 18 April! At
18 years old :D!
I passed with
10 points on the
2nd try~
FAIL:
PASS:
Improved from
40 points so not bad~!
Yes, I am quite proud! Coz I think I worked pretty hard for it and I got it.
COME TO ME QT PAI mazda 3!!!
The license took me 6 months to obtain.
Anyway!!!
I don't want to drive. For four reasons.
Reason 1
I got my license so that I could get it at 18 years old. It's a stupid reason, but I did it for the sense of accomplishment. Sadly it was an expensive goal - KNN ALL THE MONEY I SPENT I'M SO SORRY DADDY :( (
$2000+) But at least it's a useful skill - more useful than getting tuition imo.
As for the rest of my goals.. I am working towards them, slowly but surely. I am angered about failing NAPFA by 3 seconds but I don't want to complain anymore. I'll just do my best again. If I fail, then I accept that I'm not fit enough and I'll pray I don't die early. :C
Reason 2
My license picture is ugly and I am in my school uniform!!!! wtf!!!
Reason 3
This was from my previous post:
I was leaving the driving center when I saw all those who have just passed watching a big TV. The TV was playing happy music and a flowery female voice was saying '~*congrats on getting your license!!!~*'. The funny thing was that those people were watching it with stoned expressions. It was ridiculous because SHOUDN'T U BE HAPPY YOU CAN DRIVE NAO!??!?!?!?!!! I wanted to slap all of them but I walked out anyway.
.....
NOW I FINALLY KNOW THEY LOOKED SO STONED DESPITE PASSING. Here's why.
When I obtained my license I was directed to a room where I had to watch a compulsory video. It was k at first, I mean they played some nice flowery music and there was this OK looking traffic police man and he was saying stuff like congrats. He went like "
So... now I bet you are itching to get on the road. But before that..."
And then
BAM.
There was this
bloodied face that was completely smashed to pulp.
BAM.
A badly twisted, almost
severed leg (or was it an arm? I can't tell)
BAM.
Dead old lady.
BAM.
A young woman crying dramatically "You murderer!"
(I laughed at this, sorry...)
BAM.
Dead little school boy run over by a van.
AND 2389472394 BILLION MORE
MUTILATED BODIESSSSSSS
.....
I was speechless. (We weren't supposed to talk anyway)
And everyone was like *stoned expression*
THE VERY SAME STONED EXPRESSIONS I SAW.
OMGOMGOGMGMOOGMMOGOG?!??!?!!!
KYA OMG WTF WAS THAT FOR!!!!
I JUST TIO MY LICENSE THEN U KPKB ME FOR WAD?!?!?!?!
I DON'T WANT TO DRIVE
DON'T WANT TO KILL PEOPLE
OMOMGOMGOGMOMMNOMNOM
I hereby swear that
1. I will not drink and drive
2. I will be wary of pedestrians on the street
3. I will not overtake dangerously like I always do
4. I will be patient and not speed on the road
Yes. I swear it!
I don't want to be responsible for taking a life. It's not very pleasant!
Reason 4
dad: xinni, you pass your driving test issit?
me: i did!!! ^-^ 10 pts!!
dad: so when you want your car?
me: ....
dad: when?
.......
....
me: dad, COEs are
S$44000.
dad: so you don't want buy now?
me: I don't need a car.
dad: o.
me: maybe after A levels.
dad: ok.
COEs are certificates you have to buy to own a car. In other countries you can drive for less than 1k, I bet. Like in Borat, the guy bought a car for real cheaps.
But because Singaporeans are so
filthy rich, we have COEs to stop us from buying cars.
So yeh I told my dad I don't want a car now... it would be a waste of money.
So..I'm not getting a car:( I will just rent one and go on pathetic road trips on this tiny island. Blah.
Yeah.
I think that's all I've got to say about the whole driving thing.
Kintan troll! :D
I was in the bus when I passed by the bus stop where Kintan was standing!
I texted her!
Me: ooh ur at the bus stop!!!
Kintan: I did not see u!!!!
Me: Of course you didn't. I'm at Macs now. I saw you on my Google Earth App on my iPod.
Kintan: What the fuck that is so creepy.
Me: Yeah it's like the newest stalking app.
Kintan: That's invasion of privacy I swear. What macs are you at?
Me: Bt Batok macs.
Kintan: So what was I doing at the bus stop?
Me: You were standing there.. Possibly flagging down a bus.
Kintan: WTF so creepy!!!!!!!!! :'(
LOL AND THEN I WAITED FOR HER TO TELL HER FRIENDS ABOUT THIS CREEPY IMAGINARY APP BEFORE BREAKING TO HER THAT I WAS JUST TROLLIN'.
THERE WAS NO SUCH STALKING APP.
I think I haz mastered the art of trollingggzxzxzxzx!!! ^.^
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this woman is insane :/
...
Time to go.
Okay. Honestly I feel really lousy and fat, having done nothing productive the past few days. Whatever it is, I'm doing way better than last year. And that's something to be thankful for. It's a busy week ahead.
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