Thursday, December 6
eh??
I suddenly have 127 pageviews today
WHY???? Is it because I posted some links to notes on my left sidebar?
Oh if any NUS people are reading this, head over to the
'schoolwork' section in the left sidebar and you -might- find something of use.
I posted:
PH1102e Introduction to Philosophy notes
Basically summarizes what you need to know every chapter for 12/13 Sem 1. I also included a list of philosophers (and what they said), that may come out in the exam. However, it's very brief because I already had some information in my head. (Cause I love philo so damn much I actually pay attention!!)
NM2101 Theories of Communication and New Media notes
I think they are quite complete! I mean, if-you-read-everything-you-will-pass complete. Contain
s almost everything that's tested in the textbook, Mr Gui's lecture notes and the tutorial.
MA1101r matlab cheat sheet
All the lab commands you need to know
Shi Jie's CS1231 summary
Linked to his scribd file. He's a super smart and nice dude. I found the summary immensely useful.
erotica
RIGHT so I saw this on tumblr okay:
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- throbbing purple man-fruit
Can you imagine what erotica would sound like if they used those terms
Can you
I'm not really good at writing but it might be something along the lines of this
He pushed me against a wall, pressing his 100% all beef thermometer hard against my hips. He kissed me fiercely and unbuttoned my shirt while I slowly traced my hand up his thigh and ran it softly over his bologna pony, teasing him. He gasped, flexing his love muscle.
"baby i can't wait anymore. i want u so bad baby" he whispered breathlessly.
" u like dat baby" I continued teasing him. I reached into his pants, slowly wrapping his throbbing purple man fruit tightly with my fingers.
" you make my schlong so hard" he moaned.
He removed his pants, revealing his yogurt slinger. I gasped.
"wow" i said. "i've never seen a bigger stinky pickle."
why do i have a feeling that this is one of those posts i'll regret 2 years later
why am i so judgmental
I saw someone wearing a meme shirt with this thing on it
And I just
.......because it reminded me of 9gag and I hate 9gag.
He was probably a 9gagger anyway.
I'm so judgmental I don't like myself aaah :(
draw!!
Now that my exams are over, i hope i can draw some nice
things!!! AHH idk right now I feel like I don't have real skills
and don't feel like continuing.. to think it was what kept me alive a few years back.
I guess I need to be surrounded by a circle of friends who like to draw too. I've stopped hanging out with the art club, most of them being in NS and me being in university and all.
But hopefully I can churn out like
2 nice drawings a week? Yeah that would be good. It'd be a miracle if I can
redesign my website too. Does anyone know of a website where I can give commissions and stuff?
Rachel took this pic of my room. Miss my copics!!!
roborovskis
Ahahahhaah YAY bf and I bought two new Roborovski hamsters.
Will post pics soon!!
Me: *rushes out of toilet*
Me: While pooping I thought of awesome names for the hamsters!
Eddy: What is it *skepticalfayce*
Me: Troy and Abed!
Eddy: *stares*
Eddy: Sure.
Eddy: I thought your names would be poop related.
Me: HAH you were all ready to reject it!!
I am mega sad that
Community is ending :(
(Troy and Abed are characters from Community)
exams over!!!
So I'm busy doing nothing now hehehhe. I don't really want to receive my results omg fuck
everything
Went on a movie marathon with lulu yesterday! ^^ We watched Rise of the Guardians, Life of Pi and Skyfall. It was great. Went to like
4 malls. Yeeeahhhhhhh. Plaza Sing just got a whole new segment, gotta explore that sometime.
I really recommend
Rise of the Guardians. It's like colour animation porn! It's so happy okay I LOVE the sandman :) Best animation ever!
And
Life of Pi is quite a deep movie and it's fifty percent animal porn. VERY GOOD ANIMAL PORN. I mean... not animals fucking, but pretty animals. That's what I mean. It's a good movie.
Surprisingly I didn't buy any
clothes DD: I kinda did a lot of shopping online during my exam period anyway because of all that stress. Can't wait to wear that
ombre tunic I bought although I look retarded in it. Ohh yes and my purple/turquoise
hair dye has just arrived!! Excited exciteufhjgshjfghgafhgshj
omg
...
OKAY got to go catch up on PLL, Revenge, Dexter, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, OUAT! All the shows I held back because of fucking school. I recommend everything except the newest season of Dexter.
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