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Sunday, January 18
So lulu is going to hwachong tomorrow!! You know when you're in a new school/class, you'll probably have to introduce yourself right?

Aren't you tired of everyone saying the same thing? Hello, I love reading, playing computer games and swimming! Hello, I was from ZZXZXZZ primary school! You're sick of all the boring people saying boring things, are you? Everyone is.

So we came up w/different ways of introducing yourself! No, you may not use them D:

Way 1
"Hello. I'm lulu. My hobbies are cutting, cutting and cutting."
(Raise your arm and let classmates ogle at your bloody arm.) (Wash off red paint with soap and water later.)

Way 2
"I'm lulu." (bat your eyelids for ~5 seconds) "My hobbies are shopping, make up and," (give a dramatic pause) "Men." (bat your eyelids for ~3 seconds)
Before sitting down, wink at the guy sitting beside you and say , "By the way, you're cute."

Way 3 (sorry if this offends anyone)
"Hello. I'm lulu." (smile elegantly)
"I like going to church," (pause) "praying to God," (pause) "and reading the bible." (beam at everyone) "I also love gardening, arranging furniture and brewing tea."

Way 4
"I'm lulu." (smile sinisterly) "I like BLOOD, GORE AND SEX. AND DRUGS."
(If your friend is before/after you, get her to do Way 3 or 4. Then you do the other. It's a perfect combo)

Way 5
(As shyly as possible) "Hey! I'm lulu. I like Hannah Montana." (blush)
(Sit down.) (Allow 3 seconds for classmates to look at you in mixture of amusement and awe.)
"Alot." (look defiantly at everyone's faces)

Way 6
"I'm lulu. I like George Bush. EITHER YOU'RE WITH US, OR YOU'RE WITH THE TERRORISTS!!!" (punch hand in the air)

Way 7
"Hi. I'm lulu. I like Sarah Palin. She's my role model. Bears – and all wildlife, exist for the sole purpose of human exploitation. Let's all go to Alaska and shoot down them bears."

Way 8
"I'm lulu! But that's not important!!! MACDONALDS AND STARBUCKS ARE DONATING ALL OF THEIR PROFITS TO THE ISRAELI WAR!!!! WE MUST BOYCOTT THEM!!!" (hide the fact that your dad owns KFC)

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