Tuesday, February 24
Happy birthday Zeke!!I gave her a big pink pencil case and she's using it!
When I saw her using it, my heart felt warm and
sexyfuzzy.
Welcome to our world.Ok, today my IH teacher was talking about AIDS in South Africa.
Then my deskmate told me this.
Her friend's friend's sibling's friend has AIDS.
She's only a teenager.
Want to know how she contracted HIV?
She didn't have sex. She didn't do drugs. She didn't fall down on an infected area.
She went to a cinema and sat down.
She felt a sharp pain at her bottom and stood up to see an INJECTION NEEDLE sticking into her.
A note was attached to it.
It said '
Welcome to our world'.
She went to the doctor and was pronounced HIV positive.
ARGHHHHHHHH AGHHHH FWAHFGRGHJ!!!!
AHHJGFJV!!!LNKVNKJSEBVKDEVB(I!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!??!!
When I heard this i was UTTERLY MTHRFKING SHOCKED!!
My mouth formed a big 'O' and I sat there like a statue.
My heart just froze.. this is SO HEARTLESS AND CREEPY!!!!!
Imagine an innocent you walking into a cinema, wanting to catch a Keanu Reeves movie.
And then you come home with AIDS!!!!
I am so scared to sit anywhere now.
I AM SO SCARED!!!! !JKAFHGKGFVIB!!!
especially when there's an AIDS needle sticking up your ass!!! ARGH!!!
My deskmate assured me it was in Indonesia and it won't happen here in Singapore.
Ugh, gotta love Singapore sometimes.
life at boarding schoolBoarding school is OK lah!!
At least, I have bed now!! I bought a bedsheet+comforter set for only $30! Plus, it has a I LOVE COFFEE design and it's blue so I ain't complaining.
Room mate #1 likes Bowling for soup, all american rejects, boys like girls, we the kings and i like most of the bands she likes ^^
Room mate #2 likes Jonas Brothers and idk.
At least they don't listen to horrible chinese music like 恋爱ing.
They are quite nice!!! #1 lent me a bag because pandabag was drying from a wash!
However, I have to return to the BS by 7pm!! That's BULLSHIT. That's like prison ok.
And I'm only given 20 hours of free internet a month!!!! WTF!
PervertI also stay a few rooms away from desk mate!!!!!
I eat meals with her and she told me another story.
It's funny this time.
She was on an MRT train and it was quite empty.
There was this young man sitting opposite her.
A lot of people see students from my school and like to talk to them. Throughout my years in this school I've met about 5-6 random adults talking to me and saying bullshit like 'You must be very smart to get into nanyang!' 'Is it very stressful?' And asking me all sorts of questions about my school. i usually smile and try to end the conversation.
So yeah, this man talked to my desk mate. My desk mate felt that it was perfectly normal (see explanation above) so she answered him.
Then, this man was like, "i cant hear you, come here and sit!' and he motioned her to sit beside him.
My innocent friend did so. (!!!!! GAHGJ!! she suspected NTH.)
The man was apparently a car washer. He could only speak chinese, my friend was indonesian and chinese is like her 83923875th language so she couldn't speak it so well. So the man probably thought she was dumb .. when she's a scholar o_O
Ok, so he kept talking to her and then suddenly.
Man: Can i have your phone number?
Friend (politely): I can't give you my phone no. but I can give you my email.
Man: I dont know how to use the computer :(
Friend: Oh...... (is thinking WTF)
Man: Want to go out for dinner?
Friend: (refuses ever so politely)
Man: Just half an hour only!
Friend: (refuses ever so politely)
Man: 15 mins?
Friend: (refuses ever so politely)
Man: 5 minutes?
Of course she refused!
Singaporeans, you do know that in trains, they frequently broadcast this:
Dear passengers, if you see any suspicious persons or articles, please inform our station staff at 9832748937.Yeah, so it was being broadcasted.
At the same time, my friend reached for her phone to call her dance teacher.
The man started acting suspiciously and sweating and getting clammy. He alighted, & ran away as quickly as possible.
AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I was calling my desk mate a lzr!!!
Well, lesson learnt...... there are perverts everywhere. I blogged about the pervert I encountered in one of my earliest posts. Well, if they even target me, means they'll target anyone. Girls you better be careful.
No boobsOK, desk mate is also damn mean!!!!
I was in her room....... then she was like 'You're not wearing a bra?' and I said 'Yah."
Then she said 'Wow, you really have no boobs." (she is so brutal)
Guess what my reaction was.
a) I slapped her across her right cheek.
b) I stomped off in anger.
c) I burst into tears.
d) I grabbed the nearby packet of instant noodles and started bashing her on the head with it.
...
...
...
Don't forget I'm a peaceloving creature.
I laughed along with her. I've grown to accept the cruel fact that I don't have boobs.
Anyway.
Deskmate: Are you laughing bitterly or something?
Me: no, it's true that I don't have boobs.. :(
Deskmate: Oh, I thought you were very angry and you were thinking 'JUST YOU WAIT FELICIA, Imma sneak into your room in the middle of the night and compress your boobs!'
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPRESS BOOBS!! HAHAHAHHAHAA!!!! I have really corrupted her.
Ok let's give desk mate her name ok.... she's felicia!!! She shouldn't be reading this I hope!!!
Anyway, I'll never dream of compressing ppl's boobs ok!!!
TurtleI want to keep a turtle in boarding school!!!!
But imagine if I went to the office and called them.
Me: Hello?
Staff: Hello.
Me: Are we allowed to keep turtles?
Staff: Pardon?
Me: I am thinking of keeping a turtle in my room.
Staff: ......
Staff: ......
Staff: ......
Staff: No.
Yeah, should I keep a turtle? XD
House!!Lulu also told me that one of our school deans (directors from school or smth) has DVDs of House. M.D. (tv series)~!
However, he doesn't even know me.
So if I called him up to borrow them.. would it be weird?
Him: Hello?
Me: Good morning Mr Low, I'm ____ from class _____ and I was thinking of you could lend me your House M.D. series.
Him: ....
Him: ....
Him: ....
Him: No.
Me: *bursts into tears*
Bad idea huh?? BUT I REALLY WANT TO WATCH HOUSE!!!
Oh and this is SO GAY OKAY!! Hannah M.D. LMAO!!!
Shh, it's my secret job!HAHAHAHHA!!!! What beautiful golden locks you have, Dr House.
Lulu was very freaked out.
AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
New blogskinWhen I'm free, I promise to design a new blog skin! Phew, this is like 2 months old!!! so old already!
Here is the image I'm prolly using ^^ Cats of course. Can't stop loving them. Going to keep one in the future.
Ok, i actually have A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT of homework to do!!!! I gtg now!! Procrastinated long enuff!!
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