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Thursday, February 26
MADMAD
P.S. The AIDS thing is just an urban myth!! Faith and Google said so!! Sorry for the scare :( Didn't know.

MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.
MY YOGHURTS GOT STOLEN.

Before I went to the boarding school, I asked if there was a fridge.
Felicia: NEVER EVER USE THE FRIDGE!! 99.9% chance of getting stolen!
Metta: There has been some cases of theft..

Silly me didn't listen to their wise words and went to put 3 packets of Meiji Aloe Vera Yoghurt in the fridge.
I attached a note: PLEASE DO NOT STEAL! If you can't afford to buy yoghurt, call me. I'll do my best to help you.

Not only did the yoghurt thieves fail to see what a magnanimous, helpful and kind soul I was, they FUCKING TOOK ALL OF MY YOGHURT, NOT EVEN LEAVING ME ONE PACKET!!

Word game: Come up with as many words as possible to describe the fuckers.

No fucking conscience
Freaks
Spinsters for life
Will reside in hell after life
Will lose all four limbs in car accident

OK! Cursing them certainly made me feel better.

Right. So, I was merrily making my way towards the fridge and I was thinking about eating the curdy milky yoghurt and then I opened the fridge and THERE WAS NONE! NADA! NEIN!

I was MTHRFKING SHOCKED and searched the whole fridge hoping that my yoghurt packs had somehow disliked the place I'd put them in and had moved to a cosier part of the refrigerator.
But the fact remained.
My yoghurts were stolen.

Boohoo!!!
I stomped off to felicia's room and knocked vry hard.. and when she opened the door I shouted in her face "MY YOGHURT WAS STOLEN!!!!!"

Felicia: See I told you.. -smiles understandingly-
Me: AJBSJGFYEVFUEGFYUUYTT!!!!
Felicia: Aiya...
Me: KABBVJHSVBYTRTUYRWGBBVCF FUCKING AHJDGJAHGFF IDIOT JHAFHJAGF WOULD JKGSFCJKSBVFK DO KJFKHFW THIS!!!!!

After I told her the horrific news, I met her room mate.
Me: MY YOGHURT WAS STOLEN!!!!
Her: Awww...
Me: ASHGJSKFCGSFGCJAFADC!!!!!

Some people opened their door to see who was making such a terrible din about stolen yoghurt. Apparently it is common knowledge not to put anything in the fridge.
So no one was surprised.

But you can't blame me. It's the first time I've come across this sort of behaviour.
I mean, I am very naive. I thought that everyone's like me and won't steal anything, especially if I've warned people not to steal. I thought that everyone would earn their own yoghurt.

I absolutely condemn theft of yoghurt. Or milk.

I am still quite shocked. If everything is stolen somehow, then there must be more than one person who steal food. I am very curious to know who and I want to see what they look like. They may be one of my friends.

If you stole things, I want you to know that you made your victim very very upset. GROW A FKING HEART.

Teenage pregnancy
This might be offensive but it is just my POV.

Whenever I hear stories about teenage pregnancy, I feel little or no sympathy, unless the condom broke (agressive! agressive!) or they were sold fake pills, or if the girls/boys(?) were raped.

Almost all teenagers who give birth will get government support for food, lodging, diapers...
This means that my Dad is actually paying tax to pay for these idiots who got themselves pregnant. And when I grow up I will be contributing to their rice bowl when they have done absolutely nothing.

I also condemn abortion. That's the shittiest of all, and I don't want to talk about it because the things about FREEDOM OF CHOICE is all bullshit.

Most of the boys I've asked said that they were 'not sure, depends' if they would leave a girl if they made her pregnant. It still puzzles me why most men abandon/divorce their pregnant girlfriend... but that's just my naivety again. I quote beefy: No sex = no life.
I've begun to tell everyone that's what all men think. Most of them.

I don't mind if people have premarital sex, but why. can't. people. use. protection?!!!
So my friend said, "Don't be like that, what if you become one of them?"
I said that I'd hate myself then.

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MY YOGHURT!!!!!!! :(

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