Friday, March 6
Camp is over!! It was disappointing. More on that later.
Thanks
Firstly, I want to thank my period for not coming at all!! You were really a big help by not being around. I guess you read my blog posts and you're in a good mood. You know, you don't have to come at all, at least for a few years. Come to work when I'm planning to have kids. Please extend your vacation ok. I don't mind! And please don't ever ever ever ever work overtime! No pay!
Secondly, thank you
PIMPLES for inviting your whole family to stay at my face! In fact, a BIG thank you for inviting all
SEVENTEEN of them!!!!!!! I'm very glad to have such faithful and adoring fans! It's indeed pleasant to know that you guys like my face, even though it's not very nice looking.
However, I do regret to inform you that due to your failure to pay rent, you have to
leave my face. If you and your family do not move out by tonight, I will have to use forceful methods to eradicate you from my forehead, cheeks, and chin. I am armed with Benzoyl Peroxide, Salicylic Acid and Tea Tree Oil.
I know it's very sad. But you can find prettier faces to move to! I'm sure these pretty people will like you on their face. Trust me. I mean, the way you guys love to sprout in a cluster... just like a field of red poppies... just beautiful! But not on my face! So FUCK OFF MY FACE!!!!!!! Especially the pimple on my nose who doesn't want to come out even after months of attempts to chase you out!!
THANKS!!!!!!
Thirdly, thanks Rachel for lending me her makeup and dress! Thank you Abigail for lending me those heels and helping me with makeup. Thank you _this random girl_ for lending me the ethnic costume. They are all so pretty. (Yes I ended up borrowing everything for camp)
Cockroach
Speaking of cockroaches, I hate them very much.
I walked into the public toilet near the chalet I was staying at.
And as I was about to leave the toilet cubicle, a BIG SHITBROWN COCKROACH WAS MERRILY MAKING ITS WAY UP THE WALL!!!
I squeaked and ran out.
Replay.
Me: AHH! There's a cockroach in the toilet!
Person in another cubicle: Oh! Have you done your bio SIA (assignment)?
Me: CAN YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT BIO SIA!!!!????
And then I remembered. My bio teacher set us this SIA (assignment).
It goes like this.
Catch a cockroach and dissect it and label the parts.
Must video the whole dissection.
When I was reading this, my face contorted with disgust.
How?
How? HOW?
This is cruel AND sick to both cockroaches and students!! I'm sure most cockroaches prefer to be stamped on and flushed down the toiletbowl, than to be dissected, videoed and having to have its vital organs labeled!
bsKJAGbesgiwebgiewgyfUYAGFV!
(My bio teacher is nice, but sometimes she gets me very miffed)
Luckily, we have another alternative to the cockroach dissection. Drawing plants. ._.
Formal night
The highlight of my camp was formal night! :D
It's where you wear a dress and shawl and makeup and everyone's pretty except for a certain someone who developed 3 layers of stomachs!
Anyway, during formal night, the whole cohort played this game.
"Guess the teacher" (or something along those lines)
It's a game whereby one of a movie character's face is photoshopped to have a teacher's face, then you'll have to guess 1) movie name and 2) which teacher.
For example, I can erase Jack Sparrow's face and replace it with James Tan's. Then, you'll have to say 'Pirates of the Caribbean, Mr James Tan'.
So... my form teacher's face was in the place of some movie dudette.
This happened.
1. Two idiots sitting at the front rushed up on stage to answer.
2. My poor monitress was all the way at the back and couldn't beat the two idiots.
3. My whole class was very upset of course.
What happened next:
MC: So ladies..... WHAT IS THE MOVIE AND WHO IS THE TEACHER?
Two idiots: The movie is BLABLABLABLA.....
MC: Correct!! How about the teacher?
Two idiots: Uh....
Two idiots: *scratch head*
Two idiots: Erm.
KNNCCB!!!
Whoever you two are, burn in hell. BURN.
How DARE you go up on stage without knowing whose face it is.
What's more, it's our form teacher's face.
How disrespectful. If I'm the form teacher, I will be very very pissed off.
Not only you deprived someone who actually KNEW the answer, you deprived the people who loved her most.
(I know this sounds very cliche, but we love Mrs Ng most!!!)
You little shameless fuckers. Burn.
So in the end, the crowd prompted the two undeserving idiots and they got their prize.
I may be overreacting, but I hate shameless assholes.
I just feel upset for Mrs Ng. She may scold me, confiscate my stuff for no apparent reason, but she is a very nice and caring teacher.
And those little cockroaches had to do this to her!! :@
GAHHWHH!!!!
Before that, i had to endure my classmate saying something mean to my friend! I hope you feel bad about it! Because if you want to tell someone something, however annoying she is, do it nicely! You won't be liked for being Simon Cowell II. I know that you are nice to me, but be respectful to your classmates as well. Thanks!
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