Monday, August 24
They're back!!!!Guess what I got!
It's not cute.
It's not cool.
It's not glam looking.
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It's a PIMPLE.
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not only that...
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IT'S A PIMPLE AT MY NOSE HOLE.
I repeat:
IT'S A PIMPLE AT MY NOSE HOLE.
And the colour?
Not red. Not pink.
WHITE.
BOOGER WHITE.
A BOOGER WHITE PIMPLE AT MY NOSE HOLE.
Yes. Let me introduce you an effective way to have a permanent booger at your nose hole! First, gather all your face oil and dump it at the opening of your nose. Don't wash your face for one week and you will develop a white pimple that looks like a booger at the opening of your nose. To maintain the booger at the site of infection, be sure to scratch out the pimple whenever possible to ensure it doesn't heal.
DAMNNIT!!!!!!!
WHY PIMPLE? WHY!?!
Why do you always appear
1. In the center of my forehead?
2. In the middle of my cheeks?
3. And now, at my nose hole??!!!
Danmit, I need to replenish my antibiotics. Fast.
Bangs!Or fringe, whatever. I has them!!!
Anyway,
major advice: Whenever you go for some major haircut change, bring a mirror in your bag. What happened to me was...
During haircutI was informed that my hair was too soft (wtf!!!) so it won't stay put. Meaning, it will keep slipping down, and won't stay to the side. And I'll need hair wax.
I was very upset because I've always liked my soft(?) hair.
But I said go ahead and cut anyway.
Also, hair was too short to do major layering.
After haircutI ran to the toilet and sat on the toilet bowl and was too shitscared to come out.
I didn't really want to use the mirror outside cos there were people outside, and I didn't want to embarrass myself. OK, stupid I know, but I'm just that self conscious.
I realized I didn't bring a mirror and so I took out my phone and took a pic of myself to see how I looked like.
Only that my phone happened to be a NOKIA and you know, combined with lousy camwhoring skills, NOKIA phones widen your face, enlarge your nose and mouth and nearly make your eyes disappear.
I completely forgot about this and kept thinking it was the real me. I was like, SHIT, HOW COME THE HAIRCUT MAKE MY FACE FEATURES LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!
So, I was in the toilet cubicle emoing for 45 minutes.
Then I realised I should get home rightaway so I went out.
Then I saw myself in the mirror.
I looked OK.
WahhhhH!!!! Stupid. Stupid stupid stupifdfs!!!!1
Wasted 45 minutes on a toilet bowl taking lousy pics of myself!!!!
NowNow, my back is damn shitty and have to tie up everytime but I'm OK with it already.
I just have to wait for it to grow more and I can have nice wispy layers, and I can tie a nice bun.
I have cute hairbands!! :)
BUT I have to wake up 10mins earlier just to style it!! (I decided not to use any styling products... just water)
ARgjgfhagaj!!!! And if I even move or tilt my head my bangs will just fall out of shape. Then I have to reshape it.
If anyone has tips on how to manage extremely soft(?) hair and shape it nicely, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Interesting readsI want to marry him. He's amazing. Damn hilarious.
www.twilightsnarker.blogspot.comOMG, this is seriously creepy:
http://www.crackerboxpalace.com/verypurple.jpgI should go publish a book now.
Real personality type:
http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.htmlLabels: hair, i am stupid, interesting stuff, pimples
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