Sunday, May 2
DIPSHITHJSADHJAVDH
To: 3 pimples who recently gave birth on my left cheek
Address: mamapimple1@leftcheek.myface.com
mamapimple2@leftcheek.myface.com
mamapimple3@leftcheek.myface.com
Dear three pimples,
Congrats on successfully giving birth to three healthy children EACH.
On
my face.
It's very heartening to have 9 new pimples on
one side of my face.
Sadly, I will have to exterminate them. :(
:( :( :(
With 1 gallon of pimple cream!!!!
YOU DIPSHITS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU REPRODUCE ON MY FACE!!!! GAHGHGHH!!!! 10+ NEW PIMPLES IN ONE WEEK IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!! RVGAHRVHAFRH!!!!!! OMG I AM SO. SO. SO. PISSED OFF. WHAT DID I DO HUH. WHAT. MY FACE VERY NICE MEH. DAMMIT. MUST SEND COMPLAINT TO PIMPLE KING!!!!!
Love, Musho.
I'm in astro exco
Honestly I don't deserve it. But I think I was probably the only candidate. (which is why I could afford to deliver that crappy speech with a deadpan expression while the astro vice president stared at my speech paper in horror)
The '09 exco was damn reluctant to give the place to me I can tell.
Astro people!!! I'll need you to help me paint banner ok! I can't tank a whole giant banner by myself like this crazy person called jireh!! And sorry, from now on, your banners will have cute girls, pink frilly ribbons, hearts and sparkles. ^_^
Can't slack, I've already committed to this..
Screwing up my life little by little..
Anyway..
Before my speech:
Vice president of astro: oo. pokemon.
Me: ????
...
*makes speech anyway*
Shit, must be because I made a big hooha when my piplup evolved into uglypenguin and I was so bent on making it not evolve that I went around asking people how to make it not evolve.
Speaking of pokemon, someone told me that she always chose the fire pokemon. I wanted to tell her I always chose the most good looking pokemon but I decided it was best not to.
After my speech
Vice president of astro (talking about artstronomy): I think all of you know right, the art club people are super
weird. They were telling me that they wanted cute meimeis in artstronomy.. So weird.
HAHAHHA
YES ARTSTRONOMY WILL HAVE CUTE MEIMEIS (if possible) I WILL SEE TO THAT.
Tracy: I think astro people are
weird.
PROUD TO BE DOUBLEWEIRD :)
After astro we went science center.. and I did several outrageous things for the sake of being a troll.. came back at 12am.. I'm too tired to talk about it now.
cranking
HAHAHAHHA this page is seriously hil!!!
www.facebook.com/pages/
Wanking-and-Crying/217281216857
CRANKING
CRANKTASTIC
CRANKAHOLIC
CRYMAX!!!
epic loser is I
speaking of facebook. I did the most stupidestest thing today!
I feel so loser now!
Beefy gave me a page invite to a page which was one of those DOTHISTOUNCOVERTHEMESSAGE page and I was overcome by curiosity and did whatever the page told me to do!
And it auto sent invites to all my friends.
Waahhhh now everyone knows what an epic loser i am!! T_T
Embarassing ahh!! Don't dare to look at anyone in school already!!
Damn you beefy!! *shakefish*
Don't laugh, but the page's called "IF YOU SEE THIS MSG, YOUR F**KED"
AHHHH!!! T_T
And I took this hwachong AEP quiz "WHICH HCAEP'09 PEACHER ARE YOU" and I got HWR and from this I found out he was the one who wanted cute meimeis in artstronomy.
friday morning
Got awarded demerit points for skipping lesson..
I'm screwing up my life.. it's just not cool. Not cool..but i just hate that place so much ._.
Went into the toilet to see a girl sitting next to the sink sobbing like mad. Head was down.
It was a depressing sight to say the least..
I wanted to sit down next to her and cry with her too. But I didn't know her.
I left the toilet as quickly as possible so that she had some time on her own.. Felt horrible for the poor girl. Someone must have hurt her bad..
It's funny that she didn't go into the cubicle to cry though. That's what I do anyway. There's tissue paper and you can sit on the toilet. No one can see you. You can sit there till you feel OK and go out pretending that you just took a dump..
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nothing to go to school for anymore.
nothing..
shit.Labels: pimples
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