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Friday, May 28
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU 111!!!1111111
Dear pimples
Why you all like my face?!
Look. It's sensitive, sunburnt, fugly, always pissed off, sweats a shit load and has dried up tears on it almost every night.
SO
....
WHY?!
WHY YOU INVITE 9 OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS TO STAY OVER?!

Listen, I feel very sad for your situation.
I mean, look at the amount of places out there for you to stay!
You don't need stay at my face!
You could infest stay at someone elses' face and start a small family too!

Because I am very kind,
let me recommend some nice homes for you all.

1.
Address: justin bieber
Why: She has not reached puberty = not much hormones = not much moodiness = a happy environment to live in.
Plus she can sing to you every day with her melodic voice!!

2.
Address: Any of the following girls from SNSD! Take your pick:
Taeyeon Jessica Sunny Tiffany Hyoyeon Yuri Sooyoung Yoona Seohyun
Why: Their faces are all so cute!!!!!!!
Why not: You may not like living (on) a lie :(

3.
Address: Miley cyrus
Why: She is miley cyrus
Why not: She is miley cyrus

SEE?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!
SO MANY BEAUTIFUL HOMES WELCOMING YOU!!!!!!

So, look. Move out NOW. NOW. NOW!!11!!!1
There are much better homes out there are you agree with me!!

Please, please, please go away and stop tormenting me :( :( :( :( :( :(


DO NOT!!
DO NOT IGNORE MY IMPORTANT TEXT MESSAGES!!
If they have a "?" in them, i expect a reply, damn it.
I am already very economical with my texts.
Fuck.


To Oliver
Seeing you after a long shitty day makes me happy.
Talking to you makes me happy even though you don't reply me. (why can't you meow back)
I love it that you appreciate my rubs and tickles as if they are multiple orgasms.
I wish I could cuddle you to sleep, if only you'd let me carry you.

I miss carrying kitties ...

I WANT A KITTY SO BAD T_T

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