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Thursday, May 20
when you see yourself in a crowded room / do you think i'll snitch are you pistol whipped?
Hoodie.
Lu puts on gigantic hoodie.
Lu: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Me: HAHAHHA! go ask ku.
Lu (to ku): Answer me honestly. Do I look fat in this shirt?
Ku: Yes. See, I'm such a good friend to tell you the truth!

.....

I guess it was a bad idea to wear my big hoodie to school..

Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: ...... errr *long pause* no.....

Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: You don't look fat at all.

Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: Eh? Nah, it just looks oversized.

Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: Yes.
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone: Why do you want to look fat -.-

Hey, why does no one get the joke?! Why do they answer so seriously?! Like they are trying not to hurt me? Like they think I am serious when I ask this? Can't they see I used 'shirt'?!!

Jw: You look like a pregnant lady.

Someone: Are you wearing pyjamas?
as a matter of fact i slept in it yesternight.

Joey: You look like a marshmallow.

Zipbra: You look like a penguin.

Mama: You look like a thin person trying to be fat.

Jubbie: You look like a thin person trying to be fat.

Zipbra: You look like a kid.

Jubbie: You look like a baby's shoe.

Mrs Tan: Why you wear that? Is that a blanket?

Group of people: *points* Look at that girl in the pink jacket, look damn retarded sia.

OK, that hurts.
But of course I deserve it, walking around in that hoodie alone.
And the hoodie covers my skirt wtf. It is damn big.

One good thing: During lectures I curl up in it and sleep. I actually fell asleep and had a DREAM!!! omgomgomg. Too bad someone had to hit my head three times and cause me to leave my dream. Grrr I can't even remember what it was about man.
OMG, it is a blanket after all, it can cover my whole body!! So comfortable!!!!!!!

OK....
OK.. someone called my water droplet beatbox thing 'gross'...
So hurtful T_T I bruised my cheeks to master it and to show it off and someone calls it gross omg T_T

Congrats
Congrats ****** and ******* on ****** ********!!!! ^_^
So sweet omg hahaha I WAS THERE SOMEMORE!
Hope you like squishes co's congratulatory gift!!!
We apologise that it was done on crappy foolscap!
1314!!!!

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