Sunday, June 13
hurr
You think my blog is disgusting. Why still read it then? This amount of hypocrisy irks me.
Does it make you a better person to complain to my friends about how disgusting you think I am?
I don't care, my blog is the truest form of myself (ok, not really, admittedly i have to censor lots of things and leave out the most important things going on in my life so that i save some shit for myself). If I'm into nature porn or w/e then my blog shall have nature porn. And I didn't write that fanfic, I just happen to know a bunch of people who are into weird crap like me and I'm staying with them.
You got lots of time. I'm jealous.
Seriously, I have no idea why people have to complain about other people screwing up their
own lives. Why do they care so much?
Recently there was a 16 year old girl who posted skimpy pics of herself on her blog and pics of her bf and her on her bed, and she got tons of flamers on her tagboard and she got featured in a newspaper. I felt very sorry for her.
http://bunnyontheloose.blogspot.com/
She deleted those pics though.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE?!
She's not harming you, (
you think) she's harming herself, why are you broadcasting to others about how "slutty" she is? In forums?! A newspaper article?!!
Aren't there better things to write/worry about?
Oh well, i guess its this kind of thing that gets the most attention.
meet munma!
OMG, what kind of pokemon is that?!??!?!?!! BOOB WITH FLOWERS??!?!
ASHGADSFGAFDGHAFSHJATYWFGHJA!!!!!
It's a
boob pokemon OMGOMGOMGOM WTF NINTENDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Okay, when I have the time I'm going to draw a girl with two munmas at her chest.
POKEPORN!
On an optimistic note, there's a new pokemon called Chiramii and it's
really really really really really really really really really really super super super super super super super uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber uber cute!!
On my to-draw-list is a human version of chiramii. I really hope I can pull it off well.
Sob, pokemon please have more decent designs. Let's not have more pokemon looking like boobs or have pokemon having erections thank you!!!
sketbookch
Completed my sketchbook.
Gonna scan it all in one day.
I should stop writing to my sketchbook.
Seriously, Musho, stop. You're making yourself vulnerable.
I like to recommend songs to my sketchbook even though I know it won't listen to them.
The songs don't even describe my life. So I better stop before people think that I haven't "seen someone smile for a long, long time" or that I "could be chasing beautiful girls but my time would be wasted".
I AM CRAYZ
CRAYE
CRASY
CRAZY.
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Tuesday, June 8
nature porn
Hi, I woke up at 7pm today and I went to look at nature porn.
Introducing to you
mammatus clouds. Yes, they are real clouds.
When occurring in cumulonimbus, mammatus are often indicative of a particularly strong storm or maybe even a tornadic storm. These tend to form more often during warm months.
I call them
sky boobs.
Yay, more
sky boobs!!
WHOO!!
SKY BOOBS!!!
yippee!!
I successfully highlighted my hair :)!
WTF!!!
Dear people who googled these, I'd like to make this clear
I LOVE PANDAS BUT I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM
Ok, thank you.
Labels: i am weird
Thursday, May 20
Hoodie.
Lu puts on gigantic hoodie.
Lu: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Me: HAHAHHA! go ask ku.
Lu (to ku): Answer me honestly. Do I look fat in this shirt?
Ku: Yes. See, I'm such a good friend to tell you the truth!
.....
I guess it was a bad idea to wear my big hoodie to school..
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: ...... errr *long pause* no.....
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: You don't look fat at all.
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: Eh? Nah, it just looks oversized.
Me: Tell me honestly, do I look fat in this shirt?
Someone: Yes.
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone: Why do you want to look fat -.-
Hey, why does no one get the joke?! Why do they answer so seriously?! Like they are trying not to hurt me? Like they think I am serious when I ask this? Can't they see I used 'shirt'?!!
Jw: You look like a pregnant lady.
Someone: Are you wearing pyjamas?
as a matter of fact i slept in it yesternight.
Joey: You look like a marshmallow.
Zipbra: You look like a penguin.
Mama: You look like a thin person trying to be fat.
Jubbie: You look like a thin person trying to be fat.
Zipbra: You look like a kid.
Jubbie: You look like a baby's shoe.
Mrs Tan: Why you wear that? Is that a blanket?
Group of people: *points* Look at that girl in the pink jacket, look damn retarded sia.
OK, that hurts.
But of course I deserve it, walking around in that hoodie alone.
And the hoodie covers my skirt wtf. It is damn big.
One good thing: During lectures I curl up in it and sleep. I actually fell asleep and had a DREAM!!! omgomgomg. Too bad someone had to hit my head three times and cause me to leave my dream. Grrr I can't even remember what it was about man.
OMG, it
is a blanket after all, it can cover my whole body!! So comfortable!!!!!!!
OK....
OK.. someone called my water droplet beatbox thing 'gross'...
So hurtful T_T I bruised my cheeks to master it and to show it off and someone calls it gross omg T_T
Congrats
Congrats ****** and ******* on ****** ********!!!! ^_^
So sweet omg hahaha I WAS THERE SOMEMORE!
Hope you like squishes co's congratulatory gift!!!
We apologise that it was done on crappy foolscap!
1314!!!!
Labels: i am weird
Friday, May 14
csm
Hahahaha omg, wore my secondary school uniform to sports meet today. I looked like some loser walking through the college section.
Then I borrowed a nametag from my junior and so I walked around as 'jamie lim'.
Arghhh totally forgot how transparent the top was. Had to wear jacket in the sweltering sun. Which made me sweat more, which made my top all the more transparent.
Had a fun time going to classmates and asking "Hey senior.. i'm lost.. do you know where my class 205 is..? :("
Anyway met a few of my ex teachers!
Olivia chee: WHY ARE YOU IN NY UNIFORM? THAT IS SO WRONG.
Me: I retained.
Olivia chee: Btw you look different, did you change your style or something?
Me: No...? xD
Maybe because I was wearing a purple furry jacket! Or I have more pimples. I dunno.
Ms Ang: Omg, did you paint your own shoes?
Me: Haha yes. ^^
Bernard sit: ...........................
You ah.
Hey I miss you lots, Mr Sit. Really I do. In fact I really, really miss nanyang, I will do anything to go back, because everyone was much more real then, everyone was much more honest and friendly and less mean, and everything was so simple, studies and friendship and all.
I couldn't stop giggling or smiling when I saw them, and it saddens me that I'm not there anymore... *tears*
The teachers know that I'm still the same ol' rulebreaker. I never change. Hahaha! And I'm glad you remember me. I am also glad some of you tried to understand me.
Didn't see caolaoshi, i miss her alot and i still have her card on my noticeboard.
Okay.. met Mr Lim afterwards..
Mredwinlim: Xinni! May I ask .. why are you in nanyang uniform?
Me: I retained :/
Mredwinlim: oh my. That's sad.
Me: yeah :/
Mredwinlim (
attempts to speak chinese): Don't worry. Failure is the mother of success!!! Don't stop trying.
Me: Thanks! *leaves*
Words cannot express how great I think this guy is, lmao.
Okay after meeting teachers and stuff, I sneaked out.
To the art room which was at the college section.
While trying to get to the place, this high school boy stopped me.
Him: Hey stop, sorry but non JC students aren't allowed in the college section.
Me: I am a JC student!
Him: *
stares hard at secondary school uniform* *
repeats* Sorry but non JC students aren't allowed in the college section. You have to go back.
Me: I am a JC student la!!!!!! *sees jess* JESS!!!!
*
runs away leaving high school boy confused, dumbfounded and exasperated*
I'm sorry. Poor kid lmao.
artouting
I like being in the art room, even if I'm alone studying or sleeping or thinking or dreaming or singing to myself
Super bad communication skills and so tired.
I'm such a pussy T_T
Luckily there's a bed. BEST. THING. EVER. But it makes me do no work.
IP man 2 summary
- fight FIGHT fight FIGHT fight
- westerners are evil, egocentric, cheating morons
- chinese culture is important
- martial arts!!!!!!!1
I realized that the westerners would put some brown thingy inside the boxer's mouth before the fight started..
Me: Eh, what on earth is that thing?
HS: Uh, so that the guy's teeth won't get knocked out?
Oh man, I thought it was either chocolate or steroids.
..
Let's do this more often, please!
please
Please do not google disgusting shit like 'mushopea nude' or whatever to get to my blog to purposely irritate me. I may have a high level of tolerance for this sort of thing, but know your limits thanks. I am still a girl and I will get offended. OK, maybe you were trying to offend me. But really, don't waste your time. It's not worth it at all.
._.
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