Thursday, June 3
SCRUB
Saw my pimple scrub selling for twice the price
I bought it.
I had to.
I always prided myself in sniping dirt cheap stuff but
this was essential.
My face feels so smooth now.
BUAHAHHAA PIMPLESSSSS!! TAKE THAT!!!!
*slice* *slice* *slice* *slice* *slice* *slice* *slice* *slice*
guess the sketch
G-T-S was amazingggggg.
All-hwachong room omg.
LETS
DO
THIS
MORE
OFTEN!!!!
P.S. No reporting please.
Use as little words as possible please.
:O
I replaced william beckett with mudkip in my 'Likeyy'
Sorry william.
You are still amazing though. RELEASE NEW ALBUM!!
Aniporn
DUCK
Ducks can have a 41cm penis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
Crap, that is fucking sick.
MITES
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.
The process, known as
"traumatic insemination" is a practice used by mites and bedbugs, and a species of spider in Israel called "
Harpactea sadistica".
In traumatic insemination the males pierce through the females' body wall to inseminate directly into their body cavity. Their penises (or rather, the bug equivalent) are sharp like hypodermic needles
The
Harpactea sadistica spiders, on the other hand, are much worse.
The male spider will pierce through the female's abdomen repeatedly, making two long rows of holes. Sometimes several male spiders will join in. This method is clearly not very effective and this species of spider is slowly shrinking into nonexistence.
WALRUS
WTF art club people just watched animal porn on youtube. Walrus sucking its own dick.
AHHHHH I CAN'T UNSEES IT!!!!!!
NO MORE ANIMAL PORN. NO MORE.
WHATS WITH THIS SUDDEN POPULARITY OF ANIMAL SEX LIFE
House :(
The actor who plays the character "House" is developing leg problems in real life from portraying his character with a limp!
Hugh Laurie, the actor who plays the title character in the hit series "House" has stated that he might NOT be able to continue to do the show. The character of "House" walks with a limp. Playing that character with a realistic limp for so many years is causing the actor a lot of pain.
nothing on you
Whoa, I've listened to 'nothing on you' more than 60 times, and I'm not tired of it.
I keep writing down its lyrics when I'm doing my work or drawing.
It's mainstream and has rap.
It made me cry too. Two times so far.
I don't know why since I can't completely relate to it.
I have no idea how a song like that can be that special.
trauma center
Watch Kai play trauma center
AMAZING
I WANT A WII
I WANT AN XBOX
I WANT A PLAYSTATION
Wants will remain wants.
Will not waste too much money.
fucking shit?
Okay, my landlord is being harassed by my mother.
Landlord sent text message to father, which was a bad move because my mother reads ALL of his messages.
Eg. 1) When he receives a message she will snatch the phone and read it for like, three minutes before letting my dad read it.
Eg. 2) Not to forget she spent one whole day reading all 2000 of my texts non stop and forwarding them to my dad and bro. And made my phone so fucking oily.
Anyhow, this is completely my fault because I never warned her about her behaviour.
(unrelated: I warned the school counselor about that, but she still went ahead to text my dad. Grr)
So this was what happened. Because I stupidly paid $50 less for the rent, landlord texted my dad to inform him about it. My mom had his phone, she read it, took down my landlord's number and deleted the message.
She proceeded to call my landlord and called her a 'gold digger' and other stuff and demanded to know where I was. Nothing was divulged though.
I have no idea what my mom is gonna do, but I told my landlord to just call the police if she continues harassing. I will also go down to the police station to testify. It's not like it will be my first time lodging a report against her. My dad also said he would give landlord a list of phone numbers to ignore as mom may use different numbers to harass her.
I feel so bad.
I feel so pissed.
I am drained.
I promise myself I will be a normal, reasonable grown up.
exco
Okay, I'm in art club exco, probably a publicity I/C or something.
Definitely not president, which is pretty relieving. The president is some uber responsible girl, and that's really good.
Anyhow, I will still continue with the stuff I'm interested in doing for the club.
(
ramble) I finally know why I was only interested in president/vice, it was because I wanted to help in everything and I didn't want to chain myself to just one role. I could do activity planning, publicity, designing, websites, almost everything. Sadly I just said "
I'm just not interested in other roles" when they asked why. Lmao. I suck.
It doesn't matter much to me now, I am satisfied getting to know the people in art club. They are simply amazing and special in their own way. And fucking talented. Too bad abit dao.
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