Friday, July 2
OIMANGO
oimango = omng = omg typoed
OIMANGO I WENT WITHOUT COMPUTER FOR
4 DAYS!!!!!!!! EEEEEE
DEPRIVED
...
Also stayed up
TWO whole nights out of FOUR days to cram so I'm feeling sick, think there's a fever coming up. Feel like vomiting. Woozy but still typing aimlessly here.
But I can't, I have to go cosfest tomorrow.
Very sleep deprived, but my computer deprivation overrides this sleep deprivation and my concern for my own health. Carried 15kg worth of shopping (BAKING GOODS :):):)) home and no dinner yet and it's 11pm. Lmao, I suck. I'm just gonna eat some instant noodles and call it a day.
Exams basically screwed.
Predicted grades:
EDDUD
Excellent decent decent ultimate decent
NOT BAD!!!!!!!
PIMPLES
Long time ago far far away in pimple kingdom.
5/5/92, 13:13pm
Pimple1: sian omg i so bored.
Pimple2: let's call the whole nation of pimples to pick one person to sabotage for the rest of her miserable life
Pimple3: We will rape her face every day and make sure she remains permanently single
Pimple2: While we're at it let's negotiate with her hormones to give her concave boobs
Pimple 1: What a good idea man, let's occasionally appear in her ear as well
Pimple2: She must already be butt ugly so we can make her like,
super ugly with our presence
Pimple3: Then I know the perfect candidate who's about to be born this very moment
Pimple 1: WHO?
Pimple3: MUSHOPEA!!
OMG THAT WAS A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE.
.......
OH WAIT THE NIGHTMARE IS REAL.
Well congrats pimples, you've succeeded in screwing up my life and making me horribly, extremely depressed over how I look.
Here's your certificate of achievement.
- Grand total of 36 pimples
- 24 scars THAT WILL TAKE 100DAYS TO EVEN LIGHTEN
-and uncountable comedones
Aren't you
proud?
I can never clear this. Never. You win. You win. You win.
Even with the 20+ chemicals I own. The bottles and tubes of pimple creams sitting on my shelf.
You win.
I am so, so, so bitter about this.
I can't stand it. I can't stand being unable to eradicate such terrible ugly things. I can't stand not being able to make something pretty with whatever skills I have. I can't stand these ugly devil-like things on me! On my FACE! Godammit, I mean, if not having decent looks is not bad enough, I have so many of these waging a war on
my FACE!
It's beyond my control (Or is it not? Shouldn't I be leading a healthier lifestyle?).
You win.
In all honesty I am extremely upset over them. I just look at them and feel SO HELPLESS!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
我不要活了啦!!!!!
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