Wednesday, July 6
kisses
I love hershey's kisses so much~! I bought 4 big packets! I have this temptation to go to school with all my Kisses and ask everybody if they want a Kiss. And people will look at me all weird and call me a whore so I guess this isn't a great idea. They should call it Hershey's Hugs or something. Besides, they melt way too fast. So in my snacks drawer they will reside forever!!
Well, they could have named it something worse like.. Hershey Blow Jobs. You can't offer these to people and disappoint them with the Hershey version. It's a scam.
exams
ONE WORD:
BAD.
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.
Studying takes
everything out of me. I don't know how to put on makeup anymore or cut my hair properly. I get so frustrated and start punching my Justin Bieber poster on the wall or I roll under my blankets looking like

.
Listening to Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack calms me down and makes me feel like I'm on a (crappy) adventure, sailing the seas of delocalised electrons to reach the land of
β-pleated sheets of a protein --- That makes no fucking sense right? I think studying kills your brain. Phrases you've been forcing yourself to memorize float randomly into your mind when you least expect it, interrupting your thoughts. I don't like it and it makes me unhappy.
TBH, I did study during the holidays but not enough. I went out too much! Played too much! Throughout the holidays I kept worrying that my schoolmates were studying more than I did and I felt blargh. I really need to get out of this elitist school. There are too many things people do that make me queasy.
Anyway after my last exam I went out with lulu! :D We went to many places because we are such awesome efficient people!! First we lunched at NEX, travelled in circles and finally reached SPCA to look at kitties, went back to NEX but no movie, so we went to AMK hub to watch horrid movie where main character hung minotaur penis around his neck as trophy, had 2 milk teas for dinner, did eyebrows, cut hair, and played on the swings. We tried playing the dessert game where you shout a name of a dessert when you swung to the high end but she kept shouting 'APPLE!' so twas no fun. I STILL LOVE SWINGS~*~
Btw, I made a horrid error in my previous post when I was griping about how shitty my English was. I wrote 'worse' instead of 'worst'. I hope nobody noticed.... wellllll that was ironic.
after a~!
I can't wait for all my exams to end and then I can dye my hair dark reddish brown (Lulu calls it Dark Whore Shade #3. Basically any colour that isn't black is a whore shade.) and give it a japanese digital perm.
My fave hair porn site is
http://www.beauty-box.jp/style/long/!
I like this whoreshade too! Make it redder and it's Whore Shade #3.
Asian women ftw!! o^-^o
I need to learn how to
cook too.
I am a woman. I belong in the kitchen. My sole duty in this universe is to make good cucumber sandwiches.
...er,
Also, I want to make healthy food. Outside food is too unhealthy.
uneasy
One thing I hate about human nature is that people like to see other people get humiliated. There was this kid all the way back in the hall and he had to make his way to the front, after the teachers singled him out in front of everybody. Because I was kind of in the middle, there was a sea of faces turning in my direction to stare at the kid. I felt so awkward facing them and wondered if I should turn back to look at him too. Every. Fucking. Person. Staring at him. Can you imagine how that kid felt?
If there were two men in the middle of the street humping each other and you went to look, that is okay! I mean, free porn bby!!! And they don't mind it. But things like this? It isn't difficult to mind your own business and not keep staring.
I've been humiliated before. When my mum beat me up in public, everybody looked. When a teacher singled me out for not paying attention, everybody looked. They all want a free show.
Sometimes people make the "Orhhhhh" sound when people get publicly humiliated. It always puzzled me why they had to make such retarded sounds. Please someone enlighten me. Maybe most people take humiliation easy and love being a public joke, and maybe I have too big of an ego and no sense of humour. I don't know. Just... mind your own business.
james franco~!
He is like a Hugh Dancy - Keanu Reeves hybrid!!! OK no not really.

DAT SMILE!!1
NO NOW I GUILTY!! T_T
I've seen Natalie Portman in the last few movies I watched.. or close to that! She's in everything! She is pretty and amazing... But she's in everything! :(
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