Thursday, June 9
neverending rant pt2
2 days ago, my mum screamed at my brother and beat him up and broke his phone. Then she bit him. So he ran away. Then they didn't know where he went. He's probably back, but then again, my family doesn't bother to tell me shit. She called me and
YES WE DIDN'T QUARREL!! At first she thought he ran away to find me (ya fat hope he'd rather turn to his friends than
me) but she believed me in the end.
First, I
really hate it when she bites people. The only consolation is that getting bitten is not as painful as ... her twisting the skin on your arm or kicking your stomach. But the bite mark is ugly as fuck and you can practically see how her teeth are oriented on your arm. It turns purple black and smells of her breath. Even after you wash it with soap you can still smell her breath on your arm. It's really disgusting and savage.
Secondly, I'm sick of having to go through so much trouble just to help my brother. Did I mention we were supposed to visit our weak and sick grandfather on that day? I'm expected to bloody act like nothing happened when he abandons my plans? Doesn't even bother to get back to me. I've been constantly telling him I HAVE MY HANDWRITTEN SEC 4 NOTES THAT ARE BLOODY GOOD. WILL HELP HIM SCORE. But they don't give a shit.
If there's one thing I hate, it is trying to help people who don't want to help themselves AND don't even show gratitude for your sacrifice. And I also hate bugging them, I hate sending two smses in a row. Seriously if he enters a crappy school I'm not going to care. I have my shitty grades and projects to take care of. People with this family were supposed to commit suicide long ago and we should be commending ourselves to still be alive.
Ok I'm sorry i said that, obviously didn't mean it... I just feel frustrated and shortchanged in life.
There were so many things I was deprived of doing or possibly excelling in. I had to drop piano because she wouldn't buy me a piano (no space to put it) and there is no way you can advance to grade 4 just practicing 1.5 hours a week, cos i ain't no musical genius. In Chinese Dance I was slow with splits because there was no space to practice my splits at home and I took 6 months to finally do a full split plus I felt I was too ugly to be a dancer anyway. Now I can only look on with envy when I see pianists and dancers.
And by the way, my mum told me not to visit my grandpa because "
I will blame him when I fail my exams." And I said "Whut, because i visit him once a year or something? I should be blaming my movies and shopping trips right???" Um seriously wtf. Does she love her dad or not.
.....
Enough of this whining!! OK but seriously I am fine....
BECAUSE OF LOVEMEOW.COM!!!!!!
Allow me to express my absolute devotion to
lovemeow.com! It is the first site I check when I wake up and the last site I ogle at before sleeping. I've been linking it to EVERYBODY!!!1
I'm going to post ♥cats♥ in
compromising adorable positions and let you indulge in the
cat porn enlightening and inspiring photos of felines.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU RESIST THIS!!??!
This is
Sicca who is my favourite lovemeow kitty.
*WETS PANTS*
LET ME DIE.
KITTENS SNUGGLING WITH AN OLD MAN'S CROTCH
Frankly, I find this rather disturbing...
KILL. ME. NOW.
OK SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
A LAND OF JOY ... AND... JOYNESS AWAITS YOU
IT IS WHERE CAT LOVERS GO WHEN THEY DIE!!
(＠｀▽´＠) (＠｀▽´＠) (＠｀▽´＠)
!!! Stop capitalizing everything Musho you crazyass girl
I mean, guys, really, if you love cats and I'm sure you do, you should go there and you'll be a happy person like I am right now. :3
P.S. I want a cat so bad. I'm thinking of naming my girl kitty 'Nori'.
artoftrolling
/tips hat w respect
OMG how can they do this to justin?!!!
Ugh what horrible people (*￣^￣)
D: le sigh
Also, my roommate has returned to her homeland for the holidays so I have to whole room to myself. It is v. scary because I sleep at 4am and the only good thing is that I can blast music and walk around naked in my room.
You might think I am screwed up and this isn't what normal people do but actually, it's not that obscene if you think about it.
Here is why you should go naked in your room:
1. It is a rare opportunity if you live in a boarding school
2. You're the only one in the room! It's your own body so what are you ashamed of!?!
3. Save the environment with natural cooling.
4. It feels so FREE
5. If you can't see your pubic hair it is a reminder for you to diet and lose that tummy
6. A reminder to wax your----
Um, obvs this is getting
waaaayyyyy too disturbing 2 b srs.
But but I still believe you shouldn't be embarrassed about walking around naked in your room.
But yeah, you know how I always said I hated being alone and used to cry? o.o When I first moved out and stuff. Now I don't feel it anymore. Guess that's how brains function. We get over things so easily.. at least I know I do =)
youwon'tcare
But KYA I am damn excited because ticket sales for
two door cinema club start TOMORROW!!! Going with bff and choping the best seats I can get!
Low quality cat image totally unrelated to album title-
HIPSTER CD COVER!
Ugly animal hoodie and poser poses-
HIPSTER PHOTO!
(Hot nonetheless...)
Ya and I'm still going for
The National even though it's one day before A level Chem Paper 3 :'D
Matt's voice!!! ♥♥♥
THIS IS SUICIDE BUT BUT BUT I LOVE THEM ;_;
:O photos
I FINALLY FOUND HERSHEYS COOKIES AND CREAM KISSES \o/!!!
Panna cotta and gelato (*ﾟ▽ﾟ)!!!!!
Start to draw females when I try to study!! n_n
edit: AGFSGHASFHAFHJKL!!! Ok I'm wide awake and sober now. I chose to leave most of this inappropriate post alone but seriously I can't believe I literally went insane because of a kitty website and wrote nonsense. This is a warning for me not to drink alcohol at all in case i do something stupid like post a picture of my boobs here or something. I slept at 6am and woke up at 3pm. I. Am. Sober!!! Okay now to prepare myself for the greatest battle tomorrow.. BUY GOOD TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB TICKETS!!Labels: cats, family, TROLL
Saturday, July 17
Blehhhhh I'm down with fever
.. ANYWAY!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Candlejack
HEY DO YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE CANDLEJACK MEME
It's like you're trying to finish a sentence but you get cut off halfw
Just like th
Because CANDLEJACK HAS KIDNAPPED YO
CANDLEJACK IS HERE RUN FOR YOUR LI
..
Also, there is another meme wherALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
You cut off your sentALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
ALL GLORY TO TH-
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
..
And the HNNNNNGGG meme.
You kind of get the idHNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Omfg this is funnily unfunny hahahaH
HNNGGGGG
...
Do you guys know of other funny me
WAIT, WHERE THE HELL IS MY BIKE?
Remember to
tag using the memes abALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Labels: TROLL
Friday, July 16
:):):)
I got an S (F equivalent) for computing.
Everyone else got an A.
:)
twilight trollololol
Whoa, twilight fans are requesting a private "TWILIGHT FANS ONLY" movie screening LOLOLOL.
Imagine all the trolling you can do!!!!
1. Get a group of friends to occupy front row
2. For every 10 times Edward's face is on screen, get everybody to stand up and shout "
VAMPIRE!!!!!!!1" (When he's sparkling in the sun, say "
GLITTERY VAMPIRE!!!!1")
3. For every 10 times Jacob's face is on screen, get everybody to stand up and shout "
REAL MEN DONT SPARKLE!!!"
Boy in the bubble
Imagine living your whole life in a fucking bubble.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Vetter
Screw the doctors, they were using him as a labrat.
Screw his parents for being so stupid to believe the doctors.
(Read from "The couple were anxious to have another child to carry on the family name..")
Look at what they did to him.
NO HUMAN CONTACT.
So psychologically damaged, he spread his shit all over his bubble out of frustration.
His mom never touched him (only after he sank into a coma then death)
Bleh.
meh
Meh, who's happy anyways?
we're all pretending.
Labels: TROLL
Wednesday, July 7
WTF??
Is facebook mega lagging or something? I was just stalking people as usual and suddenly notifications popped up 17 friend requests!?!?!?
Alot of neo people, all accepted.
Friends of neo people whom I don't know... accepted anyway. They're always cool.
Rejected those I totally don't know.
Singaporeans I seriously don't know, accepted, i suspect they're from cosfest.
And a few people I actually do know IRL.
/fails
I'm the person with the most online friends amongst all my friends
/no life
(but i still love em all.)
Nico coming to Singapore all the way from Phil!!! WE'LL GO PLACES.
How many of you have actually gone all the way to meet your online friends? Just curious, because I've met tons.
HURRRR
You'll never live this down nico ;)
*TROLL*
3DS?!
OMG A NINTENDO DS IN 3D?
The Nintendo 3DS is an upcoming portable game console by Nintendo, which can produce "3D effects without the need for any special glasses,"
3D POKEMON BATTLES??!!! *_*
3D POKEMON BATTLES??!!! *_*
3D POKEMON BATTLES??!!! *_*
3D POKEMON BATTLES??!!! *_*
(different text sizes in failed attempt to make text look 3d)
GO NINTENDO!
I WILL BUY IT AFTER MEGAEXAMS.
I knew my blog wasn't porn
Abby accessed it in school!
(I never access my blog in school because i'm ashamed of doing so, LOL.)
Labels: TROLL
Tuesday, July 6
damn you all
Dam u all 4 cruirshing my hops and derams!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW MY WEDING WITH JUSTIN BEAVER IS CALNCELS!!!!!
SERUSLY.
LOOK.
"abby:sorry to rain on your parade but.. your husband-to-be doesn't know you exist.. how do you feel abotu that =/
WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM RUINING A YOUNG GIRL'S DREAMS?
LOOK.
CHEEKIEN
Hi here is an update on cheekien.
Tracy bought me a big cheekien, so
now there is
PAPA CHEEKIEN AND BABY CHEEKIEN!!!!
Trust me on this, the big one makes a really painful loud noise.
Watch papa cheekien in action here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpEsmEIvjek&NR=1
Just to see what he sounds like.
Anyway lots of nice things you can do with it (NOT WHAT YOU THINK)
Cheekien ball game
1. Squeeze cheekien
2. Throw cheekien to friend immediately
3. Watch screaming cheekien hurl through the air
4. Cheekien stops screaming when friend catches cheekien
5. Rinse and repeat
Screaming bag
1. Place cheekien in bag
2. Watch people jump in horror as your bag screams when they bump into your bag
Lecture annoyance
1. Squeeze cheekien during lecture. Nuff said.
I accidentally squeezed papa cheekien right before exam. Died of embarassment.
Post-exam stress relief
Musho: CHEMMMMMMMMMM :'(
Jubbie: CHEMMMMMMMMM :'((
Cheekien: *PAINFUL SCREEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMM* :((((((
Musho: That felt so much better.
Well I'm sure there are many other ways to satisfy yourself with cheekien ;) ;) ;D ;O ;)
I really recommend this toy.
woawrrr
COOL CLOCK. BATTERY CLOCK.
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