Sunday, February 1
1.I have a website up!
http://mushopea.co.nrIt's nothing much. I'm only proud of the background changer.
There's an art gallery/images for use/special character charts for fancy MSN names etc.
In case this blog kana gets deleted for offensive content, I will be able update that page with a new link.
2.I finally bought the squeaking elefont wallet!
My wallet's name is
Elmer - please do not call him 'your wallet'!
ELMER OK!
So I walked into the shop with my bro today and bought it (bye $21), and the salesgirl said 'Hey, you were the one who kept changing your mind right?'
I thought she'd forget about me!!!! I must have really embarassed myself.
Anyway, the shop is EIII in bugis junction. They sell very pretty wallets there and the sales assistants are very helpful and pleasant. Price range $10-$30. It's a million times better than thewalletshop.
3. I'm thinking of a new layout for the blog. Should it feature
a) homekoro
b) cats
c) keanu reeves
d) pandas and pandabag
Tell me leh! Everytime I ask a question here, no one answers me.
4.On friday, my CCA had orientation for the scrawny sec ones and we had pizza (which I ate front of the marching girl guides) and then we played a game. So whoever lost that game had to hold a slice of lemon in their mouth for 10 seconds.
What a waste of lemons, seriously.
So in the end they had leftover lemons and then a girl asked 'Hey anyone wants lemons?' so I took a slice and rubbed some lemon juice on my face.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Don't paint that shit gold. Don't demand for candy.
When life gives you lemons, use it on your face for
lightening effects.
5.I don't see how a new handphone model is produced every day when sanitary pads sold here are inferior!!
Why are girls still worried about staining their skirt and bedsheets?
Coz there isn't a good enough sanitary pad.
I feel that someone should invent a sanitary pad that never fails to absorb all the blood.
Because I bleed a lot. I now have 2 bedspreads to wash.
Technology is so advanced, it is possible.
And also, some people don't know when they're going to get their period, so I constantly get people to look at my ass and ask 'Got blood or not?'
Which is very inconvenient because sometimes your periods can come 15 days late and then people will find you dotty because you've been asking them about blood for 15 days.
So yes, if possible, someone should also invent an alarm or notifier that your period has come!!
Maybe they can install it in handphones or something then when you start bleeding your handphone RINGS and a YOU GOT PERIOD appears. So you ask, how does the handphone know you're bleeding? It's called technology. Sum1 will invent it sumday.
HA I SO GENIUS!
Everyone is saying stuff like I want to be a teacher when I grow up, I want to be a fireman when I grow up, I want to be a starbucksman when I grow up, but no one thinks of things to remedy the problems we girls face every month.
I know that it's very shallow of me to keep saying 'someone will invent it' 'someone should do this' etc, but i was never a science person. But who knows maybe I will invent something like that one day!
Okay so STOP MAKING NEW HANDPHONES AND LAPTOPS AND MP3s! MAKE A NEW SANITARY PAD!
Labels: lemons, periods, pimples, wallet, website
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