~*~ Panda keanu reeves ~*~

Sunday, February 1

1.
I have a website up!
http://mushopea.co.nr
It's nothing much. I'm only proud of the background changer.
There's an art gallery/images for use/special character charts for fancy MSN names etc.
In case this blog kana gets deleted for offensive content, I will be able update that page with a new link.

2.
I finally bought the squeaking elefont wallet!

My wallet's name is Elmer - please do not call him 'your wallet'! ELMER OK!
So I walked into the shop with my bro today and bought it (bye $21), and the salesgirl said 'Hey, you were the one who kept changing your mind right?'
I thought she'd forget about me!!!! I must have really embarassed myself.

Anyway, the shop is EIII in bugis junction. They sell very pretty wallets there and the sales assistants are very helpful and pleasant. Price range $10-$30. It's a million times better than thewalletshop.

3.
I'm thinking of a new layout for the blog. Should it feature

a) homekoro
b) cats
c) keanu reeves
d) pandas and pandabag

Tell me leh! Everytime I ask a question here, no one answers me.

4.
On friday, my CCA had orientation for the scrawny sec ones and we had pizza (which I ate front of the marching girl guides) and then we played a game. So whoever lost that game had to hold a slice of lemon in their mouth for 10 seconds.

What a waste of lemons, seriously.

So in the end they had leftover lemons and then a girl asked 'Hey anyone wants lemons?' so I took a slice and rubbed some lemon juice on my face.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Don't paint that shit gold. Don't demand for candy.

When life gives you lemons, use it on your face for lightening effects.

5.
I don't see how a new handphone model is produced every day when sanitary pads sold here are inferior!!

Why are girls still worried about staining their skirt and bedsheets?
Coz there isn't a good enough sanitary pad.

I feel that someone should invent a sanitary pad that never fails to absorb all the blood.
Because I bleed a lot. I now have 2 bedspreads to wash.
Technology is so advanced, it is possible.

And also, some people don't know when they're going to get their period, so I constantly get people to look at my ass and ask 'Got blood or not?'
Which is very inconvenient because sometimes your periods can come 15 days late and then people will find you dotty because you've been asking them about blood for 15 days.

So yes, if possible, someone should also invent an alarm or notifier that your period has come!!
Maybe they can install it in handphones or something then when you start bleeding your handphone RINGS and a YOU GOT PERIOD appears. So you ask, how does the handphone know you're bleeding? It's called technology. Sum1 will invent it sumday.

HA I SO GENIUS!

Everyone is saying stuff like I want to be a teacher when I grow up, I want to be a fireman when I grow up, I want to be a starbucksman when I grow up, but no one thinks of things to remedy the problems we girls face every month.

I know that it's very shallow of me to keep saying 'someone will invent it' 'someone should do this' etc, but i was never a science person. But who knows maybe I will invent something like that one day!

Okay so STOP MAKING NEW HANDPHONES AND LAPTOPS AND MP3s! MAKE A NEW SANITARY PAD!

Labels: lemons, periods, pimples, wallet, website

Friday, January 30

I fashioned you from jewels and stones

UNTITLED
Today my friend was telling me, there's a few people who read this blog.
Even people I don't know. Like her classmates.
I sincerely hope none of my classmates that i don't know well read this blog.
So scary!! Imagine this happening.

Every time they walk pass this girl carrying a panda bag,
Girl A goes: Hey, it's this girl who doesn't go for reunion dinners!
Girl B exclaims: Haha! The idiot girl who thought her Verbatim thumbdrive was an Imation!
Girl C snaps: Aiya don't be so harsh on her! She can't watch pokemon on her new TV leh!
Girl A & B: SOOOO SAD!!

OH MY GOD!!!
Tell me this really isn't happening.
The amount of people reading this is more than I expected.

For example, how did this yoyo guy even get here?

Can anyone explain how my pimple drops by occasionally to tag?

OK, so I just realised, some people know more about me than I think they do. For one thing, I'm not sure who reads this. But nothing I can do about it! :D

I write here to improve my writing and to rant and complain and backstab so that I can feel better about myself. I'm just saying that this blog shows the bitchiest side of me but I am actually a very ~*nice, kind-hearted, and innocent*~ girl ok!!

WALLET
Me and lu went to bugis and we found a shop with lots of very cute wallets!
(bought a ♥falloutboy♥ t-shirt before that)

So there's this colourful wallet with an elefont on both sides.
When you squeeze the elefonts, they squeak!! OMG!!

*squeak!*
Should I buy it for $21?
Do you think it's nice or not?

So for the full story, I decided to buy it @first, and even presented the wallet at the cashier boy and took out my money, but then he had to ask us to look around some more and then I changed my mind about it. And I decided not to buy it. I was so embarrassed!!!!!

Bah, but i feel guilty spending money. Because I didn't earn it or save for it. (I can't save because my dad just gives me whatever amount i want whenever I run out of money) So I have to train myself not to waste lah.

But I need a new wallet asap. I'm using an ugly RIPCURL one which I ~~stole~~ found at the lost and found corner in my old primary school.
If you know of any place with cute or pretty wallets, tell me! :D
thewalletshop/pierre cardin/gucci/prada/converse = NO

TREND
I observe people's bags and wallet choices.
For now, the trend is:

Backpacks with patterns on them. Bloody common.

Also:

Need I elaborate further?

I see them EVERYWHERE!!!
Last time, people used to carry converse/roxy/adidas/nike sling bags. I still see them quite alot.

Well I won't complain. If people want to buy them same thing and look just like everyone else let them be. It's probably how Singapore is.
It works to my benefit anyway, cos if anyone else carried a pandabag I may kill myself.

I'm your baby!

Then there's wallets.
DOES EVERYONE GET THEIR WALLETS AT THEWALLETSHOP?

Look at the designs.
I just have to scribble something on photoshop and I can create a perfect replica.

OK then again, I won't go so far and scream 'CONFORMISTS!!'
Cos I know it's not your fault that you own an ugly wallet. Singapore really has limited choices.

And don't get me started on gucci/prada shit. I can never understand.

MISC
Mdm Yick is the nicest teacher ever.
Seriously, I am amazed.
If you have anything against her you'll have to go through me first ok!! :@

Janice and I are going down to bras basah on monday to buy some clay and cloth to make accessories like these:

and

Yey I can't wait! :D Sounds very fun and I would love to make my own keychains. I like cute stuff and I can draw them, so yah! :D Maybe can sell some too.
If you um, know me or something and you want to make them with us, you're more than welcome! :)
This should occupy me for the whole year.

Of course homework will always come first.
I finished all my homework alrdy, other than the SIAs and one essay which are due in a few weeks.
Started a math ws in advance thanks to influence from my desk mate :S Yey

That's all :D

Labels: bags, wallet, why are you reading my blog

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