Wednesday, April 29
EXAM!
One more exam left! Math!
Bio, chem was fine. I studied for them! I didn't slack this time. I'm pleased with myself. I just don't want to fail. (Pass - 65%)
Still, I failed chinese - 57%. I ALWAYS GET 57%!! I hate you chinese!! I hope this is my last year with chinese.
ASSES!
OMG! Why are there so many rude people around!?
My school library does not allow bags.
Anyway, I was waiting for my friend outside the library so that we could go back together. I went inside a little and looked around for her.
Then three young librarian staff called out to me with pissed faces. "GIRL, YOUR BAG!"
I looked at them and nodded, then turned away, and continued looking for my friend. I saw my friend and called out to her but she didn't see me. Then..
"GIRL, YOUR BAG!" they shouted at me again.
I was pissed, too, so I shouted back "Yes, I know it's cute!" and I walked out of the library.
GRRRRRRRRR!!!
What "GIRL, YOUR BAG!"
Girl, your bag is cute!
Girl, is your bag for sale?
Girl, where did you get your bag from?
Girl, your bag looks like a panda!
WHADOYOUMEAN!
STFU!!!!!
I'm only at the ENTRANCE of the library. What do you think I'm going to steal?! The door?!
Furthermore, my bag is so cute, don't you dare talk about my bag in that kind of tone.
Can't people manage a "Excuse me, please don't bring your bag here!" That sentence is enough to break my fragile heart into a million tiny pieces, but it is still polite.
Why are there 3 staffpersons at a library which no one borrows books from anyway? o_0
SEC ONES!
Today I was going out with zeke to buy bras!
As it's rather inappropriate to walk in a bra shop in school uniform, I said I was going back to change and I'll meet her in the classroom later.
So I changed.
Went into school in casual clothes.
I walked into a deserted stairway, and there was this sec 1 junior changing into sportswear.
She looked shocked to see me.
I ignored her.
Then, as I was about the climb the stairs, she stared at me goggle eyed and bowed and greeted me.
She thought i was a teacher!!
OMFG HAHAHAHA!!!
I ignored her: I thought that if she realised that I was actually a student and not a teacher, she would have thought "Omg! I actually bowed and greeted a student! Luckily she didn't see me!" and it'd make her feel better.
LITTLE ONES ARE SO CUTE AND PURE AND INNOCENT!! God, I feel like a shit.
HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!
And then as I reached the 3rd level, I realised that my chem teacher was still in the chem lab conducting a class.
I had to run back down to avoid his seeing me and then, I had to see that sec 1 again. I couldn't take it and burst out laughing, and laughed all the way to my classroom.
LMAO! FUCK HER LIFE!
Fucked lives!
By the way, there is this terrific, hilarious site that I highly recommend: www.fmylife.com! It's where people share about how fucked their lives are and some really make you sad, some make you laugh, and some make you plain angry.
1) For example, this babysitter fell asleep next to the family kitten and rolled over it and it died.
2) And then there's also this dude who had a presentation to do in his class and his teacher clicked a folder 'SCHOOL WORK' but it actually was for all his porn.
3) Another story: A girl's boyfriend is hispanic, so she asked her pal what "FUCK ME" is in Latin. Apparently, "FUCK ME" in Latin is "Pollo Frito". So when they were having sex, the girl kept calling out 'Pollo Frito, pollo frito!'
And after their fuck, she realised that Pollo Frito means 'FRIED CHICKEN'.
I felt very sad after reading this.
4) "Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone." Poor teacher!
5) "Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure."
6) "Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home."
7) A man called all his friends and family to an urgent dinner to announce that he had terminal pancreatic cancer and no one turned up.
You so gotta visit www.fmylife.com if you feel like shit - there are people who feel shittier than you.
Labels: fmylife, pandabag, PE
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