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Saturday, May 8
I grabbed some frozen strawberries so I could ice your bruising knees
Sleeping hours (one week)
M: 5
T: 4
W: 2
T: 3
F: 15
S: 12
S: 6

tempted to make this into a graph.

panda bag
YAY if you google panda bag, the fourth picture is MY ~*PANDA BAG*~!!!
Why was I googling panda bag
Panda bag feels important. I know it.

I took the picture on the day I bought it. Suddenly, all the memories flood back. All the pain, sweat and tears and bus fares and MRT fares just to find it when it was right in far east plaza. Crap, even some blog reader lied to me that she saw it in west mall and I actually went there to find it. Loser!!! But now I has it!!! Muahahaha

Sadly, Pandabag has deteriorated and has ink stains all over. Must go hong kong buy a new one since the singapore store is gone. BUT HOW TO GO HK.

Cat bag too!!! 
although i dislike sling bags.

OMG, my future shop is gonna have cuter bag designs. I swear!

Just wrote down all my ideas for my two future shops. Lu says my cutefoodshop isn't feasible but I'll try to make it happen. It will happen! Gonna come up with more product designs during lectures. ^-^

hmmmm
Last night at about 11pm,
I was in 7-11
I was getting out
This person opened the door for me as he was going in
I muttered thanks and rushed out so that he didnt need to hold it for long

Then he just stood there holding the door.
And after a few seconds he said in a patronizing tone "Aren't you gonna say thank you?"

...
I said "Thank you".

But I already thanked him.
He didn't hear it.
People never hear me.

What happened made me think about how many people i have unknowingly offended.

Oh yeah..
I guess I can't help it if you dislike me for something I have done in the past. Truth to be told, I really hate what I was like in the past. My character was rotten to say the least. I would totally look down on 2005/6/7/8me if I knew 2005/6/7/8 me.
This is why I don't judge people based on things they did last time. Because I know people change. I also try not to judge people when my friends tell me negative things about them. Because I don't know them personally.
This year I apologized to many people for things I did five, six years ago. It's pretty ... freeing. I guess.

I know two years later I'll reread all my posts and facepalm maybe a million times because I would have changed so much then.

For one, I'm beginning to regret talking about pimples and periods. I think I may stop. It's kinda gross.
BUT DEMURE IS A LIE
BUT I JUST HATE THEM

EHHHHH
*HP spoiler alert*

Me: NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH! (to the Person Who Killed The Bubble I Blew)
PWKTBIB: WHAT? *offended*

Me: ..Wait, do you read harry potter?
PWKTBIB: Yes.
Me: Then do you know what NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH means?
PWKTBIB: Erm.. yes. Erm. Actually... No. What is it?
Me: It's what molly weasley said when bellatrix tried to kill ginny weasley and then she killed bellatrix after saying that. You never read meh?! Last book.
PWKTBIB: I just never read the last 2 books T_T Library don't have.
Me: Oh shit. And I just gave you a million spoilers.
PWKTBIB: ...............yeah.

How can one read books 1-5 of harry potter and NOT read the last two books?! HOW?!
HOW CAN YOU NOT COMPLETE THE SERIES!!! meowmewo!!!!!!!?

Dude, half of my harrypotter books were finished in bookstores. I grabbed the book, hid in a corner and finished it in the bookstore because I am too poor to buy story books.

All the mangas I read were also completed in a corner of a bookstore or online. The first manga I read was love hina and Ken Akatmatsu totally inspired me to start drawing. And I finished the 14 book series in the bookstore. You have no idea how many times I was caught and scolded by the staff. I think I have read more than a hundred comic books there already!
I kinda wish I could make trips to the bookstore and read manga there again. So many incomplete mangas..

Where's the time?

OK... no time.
I'm gonna stop posting for awhile.

Workweek.

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Wednesday, April 29
GTRRR
EXAM!
One more exam left! Math!
Bio, chem was fine. I studied for them! I didn't slack this time. I'm pleased with myself. I just don't want to fail. (Pass - 65%)
Still, I failed chinese - 57%. I ALWAYS GET 57%!! I hate you chinese!! I hope this is my last year with chinese.

ASSES!
OMG! Why are there so many rude people around!?

My school library does not allow bags.

Anyway, I was waiting for my friend outside the library so that we could go back together. I went inside a little and looked around for her.

Then three young librarian staff called out to me with pissed faces. "GIRL, YOUR BAG!"
I looked at them and nodded, then turned away, and continued looking for my friend. I saw my friend and called out to her but she didn't see me. Then..

"GIRL, YOUR BAG!" they shouted at me again.
I was pissed, too, so I shouted back "Yes, I know it's cute!" and I walked out of the library.

GRRRRRRRRR!!!
What "GIRL, YOUR BAG!"

Girl, your bag is cute!
Girl, is your bag for sale?
Girl, where did you get your bag from?
Girl, your bag looks like a panda!

WHADOYOUMEAN!
STFU!!!!!
I'm only at the ENTRANCE of the library. What do you think I'm going to steal?! The door?!
Furthermore, my bag is so cute, don't you dare talk about my bag in that kind of tone.

Can't people manage a "Excuse me, please don't bring your bag here!" That sentence is enough to break my fragile heart into a million tiny pieces, but it is still polite.
Why are there 3 staffpersons at a library which no one borrows books from anyway? o_0

SEC ONES!
Today I was going out with zeke to buy bras!
As it's rather inappropriate to walk in a bra shop in school uniform, I said I was going back to change and I'll meet her in the classroom later.

So I changed.
Went into school in casual clothes.

I walked into a deserted stairway, and there was this sec 1 junior changing into sportswear.
She looked shocked to see me.

I ignored her.

Then, as I was about the climb the stairs, she stared at me goggle eyed and bowed and greeted me.

She thought i was a teacher!!
OMFG HAHAHAHA!!!

I ignored her: I thought that if she realised that I was actually a student and not a teacher, she would have thought "Omg! I actually bowed and greeted a student! Luckily she didn't see me!" and it'd make her feel better.

LITTLE ONES ARE SO CUTE AND PURE AND INNOCENT!! God, I feel like a shit.

HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

And then as I reached the 3rd level, I realised that my chem teacher was still in the chem lab conducting a class.
I had to run back down to avoid his seeing me and then, I had to see that sec 1 again. I couldn't take it and burst out laughing, and laughed all the way to my classroom.

LMAO! FUCK HER LIFE!

Fucked lives!
By the way, there is this terrific, hilarious site that I highly recommend: www.fmylife.com! It's where people share about how fucked their lives are and some really make you sad, some make you laugh, and some make you plain angry.

1) For example, this babysitter fell asleep next to the family kitten and rolled over it and it died.

2) And then there's also this dude who had a presentation to do in his class and his teacher clicked a folder 'SCHOOL WORK' but it actually was for all his porn.

3) Another story: A girl's boyfriend is hispanic, so she asked her pal what "FUCK ME" is in Latin. Apparently, "FUCK ME" in Latin is "Pollo Frito". So when they were having sex, the girl kept calling out 'Pollo Frito, pollo frito!'
And after their fuck, she realised that Pollo Frito means 'FRIED CHICKEN'.
I felt very sad after reading this.

4) "Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone." Poor teacher!

5) "Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure."

6) "Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home."

7) A man called all his friends and family to an urgent dinner to announce that he had terminal pancreatic cancer and no one turned up.

You so gotta visit www.fmylife.com if you feel like shit - there are people who feel shittier than you.

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Monday, February 16
Why I am depressed
Very long post ahead due to lack of update

I am trapped in an emo cocoon of emoness.
I will now list out reasons why I am sad.

#1 pandabag
For some reason, 10 days after I bought pandabag for $70, there were a few ugly ink stains on them. They looked fugly and I was desperate to remove them. I went to Guardian to buy isopropyl alcohol - I heard that it removed ink stains.
Ink stains remained and pandabag developed grey coloured measles. Apparently, pandabag's original colour was grey and isopropyl rubbed off the white dye.
But I didn't know. I thought this grey was a dirt stain and as long I rub more isopropyl, it'll go off.
So I spammed my kleenex with a gallon of isopropyl and rubbed HARD on pandabag.
The grey spots, thus, grew ever more obvious and depressing.

Fuck.
Pandabag barely lasted 2 months.
Fuck.
I need a new bag.
Fuck.
This is killing me.

Why is it that "cute" and "don't get dirty easily" and "cheap" never go together? Every minute I am praying there is actually a bag out there that's as adorable and pandabag, that's of a dark colour, that costs less than $50.
Where art thou? Where can I find such a precious thing?

I hold pandabag very dear to me. Seeing it like that is utterly devastating, it's like seeing a lover die. Stop laughing at me, you heartless asshole. I am truly mourning for the fugly grey spots on pandabag. You don't understand.

#2 pencilbox
MY PENCILBOX HAS OPIANG INKSTAINS ON IT TOO!!!!!
I BOUGHT IT LESS THAN A MONTH AGO.
Fuck, am I really not suitable to look after them?
What if I have a baby and when it's less than a month old I scald it with boiling water? Am I really this kind of person? Or is it some jealous soul who stained pandabag and pencilbox?!
For pete wentz sake, stop doing this to me.

#3 homework
Homework never stops. It's like an abusive father hitting his child with a clothes hanger over and over again. Every blow rains down on you with a cruel sharp ....... you get the idea.
It is so terrible that I didn't get to blog for 2 weeks.
Every day it's either homework, food or sleep. I feel myself getting more boring and stupid. We should take studying like we're acquiring more knowledge and getting wiser, but when I see people spout longarithmic formulas, I think nothing but "GEEK" and "BORING".
Also, I am also not getting full coorperation when doing work with friends.. it gets me even more worked up and stressed. The datelines I've set were barely met and slipups occur frequently. I can feel my studying-KI-or-ELL-in-hwachong goal drifting further and further away from me. I have yet to hear a proper reason or apology from them. Maybe I was always given the easier tasks to do? Maybe they are truly busy? Why do I feel that I am the only one working hard?
I am so scared for next year. I feel like I'm stupid. I feel like I'm boring.
I have to work hard!!!

#4 Graces
Thanks rachel for lending me the dress!
I wore it at home the other day.

Life is shortchanging me.
I have flabby arms and no boobs.
I look fat, even though I am 80% in the weight for height category.
Why, in primary school, did I wish for myself not to have boobs?

I am constantly reminding myself that I have the ability to create beautiful pictures.
But when I see the professionals draw, i feel inferior.
*whirlpool of confusion*

.......
.......
.......


I think I should really stop being like this. Heck, i'll just buy a new bag and pencilbox. I'll complete my homework eventually. When I have money I can go for bust enhancement although they don't work. Right?

Actually, I am not working very very hard. I've stopped my work at some point to read up on trashy news and manga.

news #1.
A 13-year-old boy has become a father after his girlfriend gave birth to a baby daughter.

Alfie Patten, who is 4ft (122cm), was just 12 when he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, conceived their child.
The schoolboy is now father to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne, born on Monday.


In an interview with The Sun newspaper Alfie, who looks even younger than his 13 years, told how he and Chantelle were shocked and upset when they discovered she was pregnant, but decided against an abortion.

He said: "I thought it would be good to have a baby.

"I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.

"When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble. We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react.

"I didn't know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it."

full news report here

Apparently, when asked how he was going to take care of poor Maisie financially, Alfie asked, "WHAT'S FINANCIALLY?"
...
.......
*headdesk*
*HEADDESK*
I feel awfully sorry for the baby.

And if you think this isn't fucked up enough, read this.

Boy, 13, may not be baby's father
Baby-faced Alfie Patten may not be a father at 13 after all amid allegations that the mother has had several other sexual partners, it was reported today.

Two other teenagers believe they may have fathered six-day old Maisie, whose mother Chantelle Steadman is herself just 15.

Richard Goodsell, 16, told the News of the World that he also shared a bed with the teenager at her home in Eastbourne, East Sussex, at around the time she became pregnant.

Richard, a trainee chef, said: "I know I could be the father. Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that the baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so.

"Even Chantelle's mum asked me if I was the father. If I am the father, I have the right to know."

Richard, who told the paper he slept with Chantelle with the consent of her parents and without using any contraception, said he plans to demand a DNA test is carried out to find out the truth.

Tyler Barker, 14, also told the paper he could have fathered Maisie, born at the Eastbourne District General Hospital last week.

He said he slept with Chantelle around nine months ago, again in her own bed.

Realising the gravity of the situation, he added: "I hope it's not me."


At this point in time, do I have the right to think, "slut"?
Truth is, people judge. I can't help it.
You fucking idiot. You don't know it's a LIFE involved here. Can you be more responsible?! USE A CONDOM FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!
WTH is wrong with the girl's parents. The guy slept with her with her parents' permission leh!

news #2
"Daniel Petric, 15 at the time, shot his parents in October 2007 (killing his mother) after they took away his violent Halo 3 video game. In January 2009, Judge James Burge pronounced Petric guilty of murder, rejecting his lawyers' claim that Petric was insane at the time because he had confused "killing" cartoon avatars with killing humans. However, even though the legal test of insanity was not met, Judge Burge acknowledged that Petric "had no idea at the time he hatched this plot that if he killed his parents, they would be dead forever."

See? This is why I don't play Halo and Counterstrike and shitty violent games. I prefer gay games like pokemon and hamtaro, thanks. I'm proud to say that I've completed Pokemon fire red two times, leaf green once, emerald seven times, ruby two times and sapphire once. And I'm such a peaceloving creature! ^.^

news#3
A MALAYSIAN taxi driver raped his woman fare, then had the temerity to ask her to pay up for sending her home.

Rapists should all be castrated. Period. I'm still a peace loving creature.

news#4
I WANT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BOSOM


This woman is crazy ok!! @_@
I'd say that her plight is much more tragic than mine!
if you ask me, abnormally huge fake boobs is far worse than abnormally small boobs!
article here

news #5
TV station reports 'Bush dead'
Hahahahahah! Oh my god, i love this one ok.

For three seconds ETV News ran a moving banner headline across the screen saying "George Bush is dead", reports the BBC.

A technician had pressed the "broadcast live for transmission" button instead of the one for a test-run.

"We've learned from it, all test banners will now be done in gobbledegook," said station spokesman Vasili Vass.


HAHAHHAHAHAH! Funny TV station.
If you don't understand, they wanted to do a test run for a headline. Since test runs won't be broadcasted, they can put anything they want there, so they put 'GEORGE BUSH IS DEAD'! But they accidentally broadcasted it. HAHAHAHAHAH!

(/End news)

Janice and I went to buy clay to make keychains! Clay was extremely expensive - we ended up paying $36 for the materials. We bought jumping clay, a new type of clay from korea that is squishy and very lightweight!

I know I won't be bored during useless lectures anymore, because I will be coming up with new character designs to make keychains with.
We'll be making keychains, earrings, and hairclips!
And we'll probably be selling them.


Cowaii

Art shops = awesome.
Can make 5 custom badges for $4.30 there!
So many stuff to ogle at.
Bought a bag to draw on.
Bought a metallic marker to draw with.
Bought a grey ZIG marker to shade characters.


Manga
I still have to improve my drawing skills.
Recently I read a manga called 'loveless'. Everyone there is gay or lesbian.
But the art is so nice.

If you are damn bored and want some good manga, I've saved a list of artists who have either very good art or storyline, or both.
Here goes.

SHINBA Rize,YUKIMARU Moe, Toma Rei, SHIINA Karuho, IZUMI Kaneyoshi, NAKAHARA Aya, USAMI Maki, MIYASAKA Kaho, SHIMAKI Ako, IKEYAMADA Go, CHIBA Kozue, SHINJO Mayu, NISHIKATA Mai, Hiro Fujiwara, Tomori Miyoshi, Fujimiya Ayu, YOSHIZUMI Wataru, ANISAKI Yuna, Yun Kouga

I recommend lovely complex and moe kare and otomen. But anything by ^them^ is very good already.
(All girly and shoujo)
Sites where you can read them are mangafox, maxmanga, mangavolume and onemanga. You can enter the artist name in mangafox's search.

You need lots of free time.
I spent the last few months before EOY reading half the manga database. Lack of neopets, you see. I still worked quite hard ok!!!!!!!!

WAH LAO!!!!! I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO!!!!!
-homework
-study
-make keychains
-read manga
-keep self up to date on newest music
-improve drawing skills
-read more to improve vocab
-update blog
That's when I've quitted watching asian dramas already.
o_o

...

o_o

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Sunday, January 11
walau
My panda bag gets fucking dirty fucking easily. It pisses me off so much.
MY PANDA BAG IS GRAY ALL OVER. IT HAS DIRTY PATCHES NEAR ITS EYES.
Contrary to popular belief, panda (bags) should NOT have eye bags.

My face is a pimple farm.
My panda bag's face is a dirt farm.

Not only that.
THERE ARE INK STAINS ON IT TOO.
HOW DID IT GET THERE?!??!??! HU IS THE JEALOUS SOUL HU DRAWED ON MA PANDBAG?!?!?!
HOW DO I REMOVE THEM?? OMGOMGOMG!?!??!!!!!!
I think I'll have to buy a new pandabag every month if this continues!

I'm going to wash it tomorrow in school.
If you see a girl carrying BREEZE detergent and a brush and a panda bag to the school toilet near the lockers, it is me.
I'm really too busy to wash the bag every 10 days.

Plz be good panda bag!!!! PLZ!!!


"Ok Musho!"
Good boy!!

Because of this problem, I may have to switch bags. But the only bag I'm switching to is CATBAG!!



Cutie cat face and fish zippers. ♥♥
It's black and has cutie eyes.
Only shortcoming: it's a sling bag ;-;

HAS ANYONE SEEN CATBAG???
IF NO, I HAVE 2 BUY CATBAG FOR $100 ONLINE!!! T_T

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Sunday, January 4
:(
Can anyone tell me why Macdonalds' mc chicken now contains 30 grams of fat? I memorised the fat content of 1/2 the Macdonalds' food and it was 26 grams. What happened?!!!!! How could you do this, Ronald?!! How could you?!



Today my chem tuition teacher said Pandabag was so cute and wanted to know where I got it from. I said 'online.' She said, how much? I replied 'Quite a lot.' And she was disappointed that you couldn't get it in Singapore. She said she'll just take a picture of the bag and stare at it everyday.

I felt v. guilty afterwards. But I spent 3 weeks searching for the bag an even got tricked by someone who told me this bag was at XXX place when it wasn't. I went to many places to find it. I clean Pandabag everyday. I worry about its wellbeing. I've never spent so much on something before. Pandabag is like my child.

I just feel that it's unfair that I did so much to acquire Pandabag when someone else just had to ask.

I don't want anyone else to have the Pandabag. I'll feel like.. Pandabag is having an affair with somebody else!!

OK. I'm not that crazy.
I just want Pandabag to be unique.

Should I tell her where I got it from and how much?

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Friday, January 2
really sad
I am really sad now. School food changed alot.
Firstly the drinks stall doesn't sell milk or milo anymore. Replacing them is a disgusting chocolate drink I've never even heard of before.
Mixed veg rice has a new vendor who is selling nothing I like, and even introduced a new dish that looks like diluted green slime with what seems like tiny green chlorophyll dotting it. I don't even dare to try it. I know it's not right for me to criticize it before eating it but.. I am really disappointed. I hope on Monday they get better dishes.
There's a new vending machine selling drinks at 30 cents more than it's usual price. WTFWTF EXTORTION FROM SCHOOL!!!

So now I guess I'll be living on ramen and chicken chop rice.

The ramen is plain extortion! $2 for some noodles and some... vegetarian thingy with tiny egg bits inside. It's nice but really. SCHOOLS SHOULDN'T BE CHARGING US OUTSIDE PRICES. We already have 2nd most expensive school fees in Singapore.

Chicken chop rice? WHEN I'VE RESOLVED TO (try to) STAY AWAY (more) FROM CHICKEN AND PORKS AND BEEFIES????

And then I'll buy my drinks from outside. How can a drinks stall not sell milk? Or fruit tree fruit juice? This is not happening to me i'm so mad now.
I will not look down on my poor juniors. 4 years of horrible food. I can recall the past when their food was quite good leh. I wish I failed last year and got kicked out to a place with better food.


OK then there's 99% of the school population with perfectly clear dewy faces. You don't know how much time and money I spend to remedy my bad facial condition. I'm not vain - just trying to save myself from being ugly. I blame my parents.
*~ LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!! BOO HOO! ~* *eeyore*

I'm cleaning my panda bag with rosewater once or twice a day. Is this bad or what?

Also - homework. I don't have the time to write here anymore. I'm also trying to save my commonwealth essay from being really really gay and i have like 1908490328149023804 words left to write and i'm so stressed now and it's only the first day of school oh my goddddddddddddddd i wish i did my homework i have like 2 months of homeowork gahhhhh holidays arent supposed to be for homework how did i come to this??!??!?

sad

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Sunday, December 28
n_________________n
my spectacles went to a spa
I dropped my spectacles into the toilet bowl. I didn't flush it yet.
Poor folks like me are unable to afford replacements every time their spectacles fall into a toilet bowl, no matter how filthy their toilet bowl is.

I stood there petrified for a few seconds.
I reached my hand into the toiletbowl and fished my specs out. I spammed it with what seemed like half a bottle of my soap.

OK I don't know why I'm saying this!! Now every time you see me, you'll surely imagine me sticking my hand into my toilet bowl. I JUST KNOW IT!!

i survived a kiddy ride.
what's with kids these days?
they don't know how dangerous it is to be on these things.
for one thing, me and lulu were the the only ones who screamed and muttered our prayers.
god... singaporean kids... they don't value their lives!! :@

♥♥♥♥♥


he's my baby now ♥
i love you i love you i love you
♥♥♥♥♥



I can never get why idiots want to buy bags with not even a shred of an innovative design on them. They look like shit to me. I've seen women with perfect makeup, face, hair, dress, shoes..... carrying a crumpler TOTE BAG. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A CRUMPLER TOTE BAG WITH AN UGLY CRUMPLER-MAN ON THE CRUMPLER TOTE BAG. I SEE THAT UGLY CRUMPLER-MAN EVERYWHERE. PLUS, THE CRUMPLER WEBSITE JUST JAMMED MY COMPUTER. I HATE THIS WHOLE CRUMPLER THING FROM THEIR MAN TO THEIR BAGS AND WEBSITE. JESUS, DID I JUST SEE A CRUMPLER-MAN KEYCHAIN SELLING FOR $30??????!!

blarbjahhgsj!!!


!! DIE, UGLY EXPENSIVE BAGS!!! DIE DIE DIE!!


School is in 3 days. I'm dreading it.
For one thing, 80% of my homework is undone.
.... ;_;

i promise to be nice to whoever without a crumpler next year. i will try to complete all my homework on time next year. i will try not to sleep in class.

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Thursday, December 18

There's my M-kitty! ^-^
I'm getting addicted to my tablet! Not good.

Please bear with me for a moment.
KEANU
REEVES
IS SO
HOT!!!!!

Thank you.




Please bear with me for another moment.
I SAW THE
PANDA BAG!!!!!!!

Thank you.


I'M COMING FOR PANDA BAG SOON (:

If Keanu Reeves modeled for panda bag I'll fly to his country and ____ him.
Actually, no. Keanu Reeves carrying panda bag seems kind of gay.

Gaaah! Hormones! Hormones!!

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Saturday, December 6
Panda Panda Panda Panda Panda


Lately, I've been running around, desperately searching for panda bag!!!
Bugis street. Far east plaza. Places that reportedly sold panda bag. MY EFFORTS WERE FRUITLESS. THERE WAS NO PANDA BAG.

I WANT PANDA BAG.
I ADORE PANDA BAG.

WHY WON'T PANDA BAG COME TO ME?
THEY SELL UGLY SHARK BAG BUT THEY WON'T SELL IRRESISTIBLE PANDA BAG!!!

It's not cheap, $100 for online order.
But there is no cuter bag.
Come on singapore. This bag from hong kong!!!! You should sell it everywhere!!!!

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Friday, November 14
awards
ONE!
I got a merit award.
Consolation.
I looked at the top 3 though, I realised what I did wrong.
They were good. But not so good to go "whoa" over. But they deserved it. =D

I would have been ranting now but..
I won merit PLUS THE LUCKY DRAW!!!

Okay so I was like seething with rage when I got my merit award and they went like "Now we'll give out the lucky draw prizes!!"

And they started calling out numbers and I was telling myself "If the first prize winner is a lucky draw winner I might stab her".

Overwhelming with jealousy, I chanted "37! 37! 37! 37!" in my head just as the last number was about to be called.

And then the guy went "37! Number 37!"
It was like he heard me. He heard me chant in my head.
I couldn't believe it. My face spelt "WTF" all over.

I won the lucky draw prize. By chanting my number in my head.
Gotta remember that next time.

(Do you know the lucky draw prize is worth more than the bloody merit award? It's like the person spends effort to design a fucking skin for an iPod but gets less shit than the person who's just lucky. I might have killed myself if I hadn't got that lucky draw prize.)

And I'm going to wrap my mp3 pretty pretty.

TWO!
I want this bag.
I want this bag.
I want this bag.
I want this bag.


62 bucks.

Can you imagine it? People buying fugly bulky crumpler bags for 110 bucks, when you can get THIS bag for sixty.
Crumplers are the epitome of hideousness! Burn, crumplers. Burn.

THREE!
I want to learn driving next year, but I don't think I'll have the time.
I really want to get a license when I'm 18. ;-;
I want to drive to JC

FOUR!
I fucking hate smokers. Feel free to incinerate your lungs, but don't do the same to mine.
It's inconsiderate and uncool.

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