Friday, July 3
I'm past my emoing stage now!
I don't think I'll go back to it because I don't believe no one can fuck my life up any further.
You know! I shall just post a series of jokes and crap so that I can neutralize the plethora of negativity I've been spilling out the past few days.
Joke 
JOKEAn award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Cardiff Wales Airport some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out..'
The passenger was unimpressed.. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'FUCK YOU!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too. '
Crappy musingUgh, why is the world so cruel? Why do girls have to look good?
Girls are enduring so much pain just to look good.
They all wear high heels, wax their legs and other body parts, style their hair with a million styling products.
Girls like me who don't wish to do this shit have to do it so as not to lose out.
Tweezing eyebrows is torturous.
It's so painful!!
Want to use ice to numb also cannot, or the pores will shrink and make it harder to tweeze. The thin, short hairs are easy to remove but the thick ones.. OW! Especially those on the eyelids.
Plus, my tweezer isn't some $2 Daiso one! I GIVE UP!! I shall drag one of my poor friends to shape eyebrows.
Well, how do some girls tweeze eyebrows every single day?
So time wasting some more!
I hate those people with perfect shaped and non bushy eyebrows.
Grrrr! When I have a daughter I'll make her very pretty. I'll shape her eyebrows. I'll buy her pretty dresses and give her the best hairstyle. I will not let her wear specs.
She won't have to learn everything by herself like me.
SeaweedI love seaweed.
I love seaweed.
I love seaweed.
I love seaweed.
I eat 75 strips of seaweed everyday!!!!
Seaweed is awesome.
Goals- Redesign the blog
- Get more traffic to my site
- Make my art prettier
- Make myself prettier
- Make my grades prettier
- Learn how to use watercolours
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