Friday, August 27
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#1
brother: Where's uncle's house?
me: Walk a bit more..
brother: does he live in a condom?
...
brother: ..condo?
#2
me: Are you planning to take H1 math?
brother: I don't know leh. Are you taking? I know someone who went to get h1n1 meds...
me: Wait..
brother: ...I heard that they will inject a bit of the virus into you then you get h1n1 for awhile and then get well really fast then you won't get infected anymore-
me: OK. Stop. I take H2 math.
brother: ..oh?
me: I'm not talking about a virus vaccination.
time wasting
I just called someone a cb.
First, this unknown number texted me.
Here's the conversation from my memory - so it may be jumbled or cut short.
cb: hi there:-D
me: i like ponies.
cb: O_o
me: do i know you?
cb: don't think so T.T
me: alright. do you need my help or anything?
cb: No haha I saw you go out of the toilet.
me: why did you text me?
cb: cos I want to stalk you. DUH
me: oh! I understand. It's perfectly OK to say hi right after seeing me finish my peepee. Hi!
cb: LOL!!! Hello. Then you know who I am already right XD XD
me: I still don't know who you are.
cb: then regard me as your stalker.
me: nah I don't have stalkers. wrong victim. fail stalker you. XD
cb: I saw you walk out of the toilet in your purple jacket. Freak I saw you lah XD
me(
THINKS:WTF): I'm sure I know you. Are you (cb's name)? Wait, you a girl?
cb(
denies knowing himself): Who's that :-o Duh which guy talks like me XD XD (
this makes me think cb is a girl)
me: Why did you even text me?
cb: Cos you are so awesome I couldn't resist. XD XD No lah I seriously saw you at the toilet so i said hi
me: How did you get my number my dear girl?
cb: .... Okay you fail at finding out who I am XD
me: So it's possible for me to guess your name?
cb: No need to know me lah. I'm so freaking insignificant XD
me: so am i, join the club. Are you XXX?
cb: Do I know XXX?
me: Jesus christ woman I don't even know who you are how do I know if you know XXX?
cb: I never did say I was a girl XD
me: Are you sure you are not (cb's name)? Cause you sound most like him.
cb: That's cos I am.
cb: really sound like me ar XD
cb: I saw you OUTSIDE toilet!!! Omg I am not a perv!!!!
me: That was not a good waste of time. Sigh.
cb: Ya that's cos it is useful, fun and cool 8)
me: I get fucking frustrated when RANDOM CBs sms me and I don't know who it is. Not the first time.
cb: ._. I got called a cb
OKAY I FEEL CHEATED. I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FEEL CHEATED THAT WAS SO DAMN LAME.
Seriously, next time people do this, IGNORE. Don't bother entertaining them. It's just that I have an OCD and I have to find out who when some random cb texts me. Usually I am good at guessing and as you can see I did guess it but this bored person decided to play this dumbass game with me.
I am so frustrated!! Like that so fun meh?!?!?!?!
"A true friend"
A true friend is the friend who sees the PAIN IN UR EYES while everyone is fooled by YOUR FAKE SMILE.
Wait, what?
Personally I think this is really attention seeking.
Why are you trying to fool everybody? Cause you don't want them to worry about you right?
The way I read that, it means that the friends who are fooled by your pretense aren't real friends.
So you're expecting your true friends to read your eyes and find out how pained you actually are.
Do you know how easy it is to fake a smile? How easy it is to fake being happy? Everybody does it.
Your "untrue friend" could just be bad at reading/observing people, like me. I never look at people's faces much. I take everything at face value. (OK I admit that's bad) But I really do care for my friends!
I just think if you're faking a smile don't expect anyone to be able to see past it!
Haha I think what I just typed above is crap. Actually that phrase can just mean "
I appreciate you for being able to tell that I am sad even when I said i'm not!" Yeahh, I think that's what it means!
Ahem random stuff
My classmate's dog licked my face!!
Actually!
It was more like a quick peck on my cheek.
OMG MY FIRST KISS WAS TAKEN BY A DOG
I AM SO HAPPY ^_^
I am not being sarcastic or anything. I'm really happy about it lor.
I got my ATM card replaced.
Used it just to see the "Approval 665711" thing coz i missed seeing that so bad.
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