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Thursday, June 19
wtf
groupon descriptions
WTF is wrong with groupon descriptions

For a sashimi restaurant:
"Like a young geisha apprentice, sashimi is a Japanese delicacy that is delicately prepared, consisting of very fresh raw meat or fish sliced into thin pieces"

TIL geishas are fresh raw meat sliced into thin pieces 

For hair dye:
"The dyeing process keeps coiffures coloured for a minimum of two full moons, ensuring that new looks will be seen by family, friends and two werewolves."

real funny

For brazilian wax:
"Brazilians have always been trailblazers, from scoring the most wins in the World Cup to painstakingly painting every banana the colours of their flag before harvest day. Strip the competition with today's Groupon to Revive Wellness."

Seriously this writer needs to be replaced

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